Exclusive April Fool’s Day Gifts!

March 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM

Hold onto your plot twists, fanfiction lovers!


This April 1st only, we’re rolling out a collection of special, limited-time gifts! Because nothing says “I appreciate you” like absurdity at a bargain price. The deals are so outrageously low, even the greediest dragon would hoard them!

Here’s only a short list of what you can grab before they disappear faster than a fanfic update after a dramatic cliffhanger:

Master of TP-ing – A bouquet of toilet paper, because nothing is more poetic than functional romance. Whether you’re honoring a prankster, preparing for an apocalypse, or just acknowledging that sometimes life is a mess, this gift says it all.


Badge of Honor – A medal proudly inscribed with “fool”, because embracing the chaos is the true mark of a legend. Wear it with pride, or give it to that one friend who swore they’d “just read one chapter” and now lives in an alternate reality.


So. Much. FUN! – A scary clown is everybody’s favorite. Nothing brings people together like sheer terror. Perfect for the horror fan, the chaotic trickster, or anyone who enjoys just a little emotional scarring in their fanfiction.


Fast & Furious Spoiler! – Give it to someone who ruined your favorite plot twist… or display it proudly as a warning that NO ONE IS SAFE.


Mark your calendars, set your reminders, and prepare to click faster than a protagonist realizing their enemy was actually their soulmate all along. These gifts disappear at midnight, so don’t miss out! Regret lasts forever, but April Fool’s deals don’t!

See you on April 1st!

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