Chapter 1
May 11, 2026 at 7:02 AM
The Isekai mechanic asked
Commander Minna Wilcke
That Minna Wilcke asked
The General, A. Galland
That General A. Galland asked
The Marshal, Trevor Meloney
Of such a petty thing
As budget allocations
For Joint Fighter Witches Wing.
And Galland said
"Oh certainly!"
And went to the HQ:
"501st needs proper
Budget, so could kindly you?.."
The Marshal, Trevor Meloney,
He answered her so sniffily
"You'd better tell those peacocks
We have to spare expense,
They should cut down some budget
On their fancy pants!"
So Galland said "Oh fancy!"
And went to Minna Wilcke
"I'm deeply sorry Minna, dear,
The HQ makes me sick,
But all the Marshal sent for you
Is short end of the stick"
And Minna Wilcke nodded
And went to Isekai
Who was her chief mechanic
And never made her cry:
"Talking of the budget
For my Joint Fighter Wing...
Instead, let's throw tea party
And you can hear me sing?"
The Isekai said "Bother!"
And then he said "Oh deary me!"
And then he sighed "Oh goodness"
And into office went
"Nobody" he grunted
"Could call me
A fussy man;
But now I want
I mean suggest
You see this document!"
So Minna checked the document
And she exclaimed "There! There!"
And went to see the General
And show her what was there.
And General Galland
Said "There! There!"
And back to HQ went:
"You see
Dear Marshal Meloney
We deeply are confused
The budget for the witches
Is awfully misused!
You see
Dear Marshal Meloney
The budgets go amiss
To fund a certain project
With you behind all this!
Your allies and opponents
And the Britannian Prime
And Emperor of Karlsland
Would find that very fun!"
And Marshal said
"There, there!
I didn't really
Mean it!
Here's budget for your Fighter Wing
And much more to forgive it!"
Then Galland said
"That's more like it"
And Minna was relieved
To soon receive a convoy
With all she'd ever need!
"Nobody" Isekai said
As he kissed his Sanya
Tenderly,
"Nobody" he said
As he worked with Shirley
YEagerly,
"Nobody" he said
As he and Eila Tag-game played,
"Nobody" he said
As he patted Lynette's head
"Nobody,
My darlings,
Could call me
A fussy man -
BUT
I do like all my witches to be
Always well prepared!"