bro gets snatched and cracked
April 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Neptune was just chilling in his orbit, doing his crazy usual things.
UNTILLL...
SWIPE
OUR POOR NEPPY GETS SWIPED
Caelus looks around for him, like brosky go look for ur cousin.
"Bro, I had to pause my gooning session for dis, like boi what???"
[why is a planet gooning twin 🥹✌️]
uhhh anyways.. Caelus goes to find his autistic cousin.
BRRRRRRRRR NEH NEH NEH NEH....
wowie gooning uranus
da planet who kidnapped him was, WISE
"BOI WHAT YOU DOING BACK IN DE SOLAR SYSTEM, DO U WANNA GET BEAT???" (bro thought it was planet X)
Neptune didn't say anything
"I thought so, sl*t...~"
UHHHHH NEPTUNE IS CRYING RN HELP MY CHILD!!!
"MMH..!!~"
Neptune screams cutely after being kissed by experiment 0855-0714 (HELP) ifykyk
(after that huhehehehehe)
"WOWOW HWAT I KOOLAID SESSION HUHAHAH"
Wise pauses at the voice
"BOI, WTF YOU AINT THAT SL*T PLANET X, YOUR NEPTUNE, OH NO IM SO COOKED"
Caelus what standing there.
The.
Whole.
Time.
"BOI WHAT THE HELLY, I THOUGHT U WERE NNOCENT HELP NO WAY, AND WHO THAT BIG AHH BOWLING BALL"
"But that was sum real good gooning material..~"
HEHHEHHEHEHEEH
Neptune cutely unsolids his surface and disappears flys away like an angel.