Archangel Lucifer Lectures

When extra-demons began to appear in the world, the Winchesters decided that they could deal with them without problems and human losses. But it wasn't! We traveled all the shelters of the Keepers of Knowledge, Paradise, Hell in search of at least some information on them - the result is zero. Lucifer, seeing them, laughed out loud and even asked who, this time, they could not cope with. In response, the elder Winchester sent the Fallen far away, making the latter laugh even more. Sam all this time watched as the archangel carefully rearranges the books to their rightful places and prepared for... to the worst. - Relax, Sammy. Today I am in such a good mood that I will not torment you, - the arch picked up a book, covered in dust, dusted it off and put it in its place. Sneezed. Sam ventured information about these demons directly from the Devil. - We need information on... Lucifer built a disgruntled pug. - "We need information" - he mimicked the younger Winchester, - straight from the doorway, without a greeting like "Hello, Lucifer! How are you?" you demand something! Well, what kind of manners, Sammy?! Dean snorted. - Oh, now it's clear who sets a bad example, - the Devil looked askance at the elder Winchester, stubbornly looking for something in the books, - Dinh-Dilin does not even bother to return the book to its place. - Lucifer, either help or don't get in the way! 'Dean barked at him. The devil chuckled. - Don't become like him, Sammy, - arch winked at his wessel, - otherwise I will have no one to talk to! Sam turned away. The hunters returned home with nothing. *** 8:00 Morning began for the Light-Bearing with a letter, in a white envelope, with a beautiful stamp. It was not clear who sent - on the envelope neither the address nor the name of the sender. Lucifer opened it, took out a letter, read: Greetings, Lucifer! I need your help! Today I was going to give a lecture to two self-confident stooges, but I got a little sick. Replace me, please. Signature: M. - Hmm... He scratched his chin and thought. "Is Metatron quite sick?" Why is he lecturing the Winchesters? The question is rhetorical. There is nothing to do. Lucifer left the throne room and moved to the nearest educational institution. *** 8:30 . Some university, Lucifer sits smartly at a table and marks something on a sheet, waiting for "students." Tables in the office, in addition to teaching - nine. Light, stand in three rows. Sam was the first to drop in. - Can howl... oh! Lucifer?! What are you doing here? The devil just sighed and shook his head. - Come in, sit down, Sammy. The younger Winchester stood a little in a stupor, then took a place at the second table, in the middle row. The door opened and Dean Winchester came in, walked straight through and sat down at the table to Sam's right. "What are we going to study today, teacher?" said Senior Winchester, who, especially today, was clearly out of place. Dean knew perfectly well that they would discuss, however, he really did not want to leave Sammy with this archangel. "Tamara and I are a couple, right, Dean?" Lucifer laughed back, looking at the hunters. - Not funny at all! "Why?" the archangel bowed his head to one side. "You always go together! Lucifer turned to the board and chalked something on it. Maya came in. Lucifer smiled at her, called her over and kissed her. The girl hugged her beloved back. - For seducing a minor ARTICLE shines for you, Lucifer! Krasa buried herself in the archangel's shoulder and giggled. Sam also laughed, burying his face on the table. "Who is there beeping from the far shelf?" I will punish! - the Devil said in a feigned, strict manner and turned to beauty, - dear, sit away from these weirdos. - Non-aunts, better sit in front of us! - Dean, calm down, - Sam shoved his brother with his elbow that he almost dived to the floor. The girl took a free table near the window and looked at the archangel. The mobile phone rang on the table. The devil answered the phone. - Lucifer listens to you! Say yeah. What? Yes! EH? Okay, wait a minute. I'll write it down. - a sheet and a pen appeared in his hands. - Ready to record. Who? Nick? All right. Who else? Dictate the letters, please. Monroe. So! Monroe? Are you serious?! - laughed. –Okay, okay! All right. You'll hurry them up there, okay? I can't hang around here all day. There are many cases, you understand. And have a nice day! Put the phone down and added new names to the list. Winked at the beauty. - Will someone else come to us? - Sam tore Dean off the laptop (you know what he was watching there) and threatened him with a fist. The elder Winchester took offense and turned away. Lucifer watches them in silence. The elder Winchester did not sit quietly. - Teacher! May I go out? - Nija. You just came, Dean. - Well, I really need it! - SIT STILL! - the archangel harked at Dean and he immediately fell silent. 9:00. There was a knock at the door, and then Nick Burhard and Monroe came in. Nick sat behind Maya and Monroe sat behind Dean Winchester. Sam with his things moved to the first table. "Sammy, where are you going?" Dean said offended. "Go back! - Nope. I will sit here. And turned away. Dean roared, Nick and Maya laughed, and Monroe looked dumbfounded at the Winchester brothers and perplexed. - Dean, calm down. Otherwise, I'll kick it out! - the teacher's patience was slowly running out. The elder Winchester nodded in agreement and began to look around in search of entertainment. Thinking alone visited him. Dean cut up paper squares, wrote harmless spells on them and discreetly stuck on Sam's back, closer to the spine. The elder Winchester did not rejoice for long, Sam noticed and... - Dean! Stop sculpting these pieces of paper on me, otherwise you'll get it in the head! The others (Lucifer joined in) laughed. Then the Devil became serious and said to everyone: - Let's start already, otherwise Dean will describe. Everyone giggled together, and the elder Winchester blushed. The light-bearing clicked his fingers and the incomprehensible inscription on the board was transformed. - So. We write down the name of the first extra-daemon - BARLCINTAMNUS. Everyone obediently recorded and stared at Lucifer. - Barltzintamnus - the "book" extra-demon, one of the first demons to fall on our heads, - said Satan, walking forward and backward and twisting the pointer in his hands (or is it a billiard cue?). - Very strong in battle, immortal. It gets stronger if you drink the poison of a mythical snake. - Any immortal can be killed, Nick remarked. The devil took an interested look at the black-haired guy. - Interesting statement, student. "That's a fact. Lucifer raised his eyebrows in amazement. - Really. And which of the immortals did you manage to defeat? - asked the archangel. - Koshchei the Immortal, Lucifer. Winchesters stared dumbfounded at Nick, and the beauty covered her face with her hands. It was a complete failure. Lucifer was not at all embarrassed by this situation. - Everyone knows how to kill Koshchei, but it will be much more difficult to deal with Lucifer. Satan winked at Nick. 10:00. "I don't think so, Coyotl. Nick looked seriously at the Devil. The rest whispered among themselves, and Dean stuck another piece of paper on Sam's back. The younger Winchester ogled the elder for this case. Dean did not remain in debt and rushed Sam with fists, but the Devil intervened in time and knocked the fighter-Dean to the last table of the third row. Dean snorted and turned away. The luminous continued to tell as if nothing had happened. "That's your right, Nick. You have your opinion, I have mine. I'll keep going, can I? Nick and Monroe nodded in agreement. - So. Not all immortals can be killed. -very interesting. And who, for example, besides Lucifer, cannot be destroyed? - asked Monroe. The devil looked at him and replied: - Ispolinov and extra-demons. Monroe marked it on his notebook. - Teacher, please tell us more about these creatures. - Well, I already told you about the first extra-demon, so let's move on to the next one. Lucifer wrote another name on the board and turned to "students." - Mar (Mar) - extra-demon of "flesh and blood." No one has ever seen his real appearance. When attacked, applies the effect of surprise. "Wow!" Dean Winchester exclaimed, clearly bleak. Lucifer ignored this comment. - It is impossible to kill Mar, but he quacks anyone. - That's understandable, observed Sam Winchester. - Zirex is an extra-demon with lightning eyes. Insane. He was called up by Barlcintamnus for service. - Tal is an extra-demon who loves to "hide under the nose" of the enemy. It causes a lot of problems. Everyone. -Wow! Lucifer went up to beauty and smacked her in the cheek. - Oh, what calf tenderness! - Dean threw, for which he immediately got a slap from the Devil. Archangel continued to tell. - Timand is a "family" extra-demon. The most adequate demon, in my opinion. Kinder than he wants to seem. Black-eyed. When a nice girl called him, she asked him to protect her from misfortune. The demon agreed. Timand taught the beauty to defend herself, but the girl did not expel him. So they healed together. 12:00. Lucifer looked at his watch and announced to everyone: - I will tell you about two more extra-demons known to me, and we will disperse for today. "Finally," the elder Winchester muttered, with his head in his hand, "I thought I would not wait for the end of the lecture. - Pissing boy, suffer a little more and let Uncle Lucy finish the lecture. The rest of the "students" laughed out loud. - So. Ashero is an unusual extra-demon with an unusual name and beautiful, kaleidoscopic eyes. Unquestioningly follows the orders of the commander. Scratched the bridge of the nose and immediately added: - And the last extra-demon - Aliedo - the so-called "punisher," on his claws and in whose eyes the blood of those killed. The most dangerous of all the listed extra-demons, in my opinion. Now tell me, kids, what do they have in common? Those present thought. Lucifer decided not to torment them: - you cannot kill extras, this is a fact. But expel... Everyone immediately perked up. Not even Dean. - Can they be banished?! 'the elder Winchester prepared to record. - Dictate the way! The devil chuckled. "It's not that simple, hunter! There is a nuance here. "And what?" Sam asked. The devil approached Sam and stroked his head. - The nuance lies in the fact that - the light-bearing continued to speak, looking at the younger Winchester in his eyes - that only the one who called them can expel them! Sam was immediately sad. -As always. - Do not be sad, Sammy, - the archangel kindly addressed him, - you, hunters, are not used to fighting such creatures. The lecture is over. Everyone is free. Everyone except Maya began to gather. Dean gathered himself vividly and left the office, Sam hesitated a little. Monroe said goodbye to the teacher and left, and Nick, reaching the door, turned to the Devil and asked: - You said your name was Lucy? The devil nodded. "That's right, Nick. What confuses you? "A strange name, to be honest. The younger Winchester chuckled. - Guess what his full name is, Nick? Berhard shrugged. -I don't know. Lucinda? Lucy? - Lucifer, - dryly minted Light-bearing. Nick swallowed nervously. "Clearly," Nick said almost in a whisper, and hurried to the exit. Sam and Maya are left. -Well? Kick give for acceleration, Sam? -No need! Krasa, let you down? "Don't, Sam. Thanks! Sam ran away, leaving the beauty alone with the Devil. - How do you like the lecture? - Well, there are a couple of shortcomings, but overall not bad. - Oh so! The archangel did not stand on ceremony, put the girl on his lap and passionately kissed her. Maya pulled away from the archangel and stared at him in bewilderment. - Lucik, let's not here? The devil inflated his sponges in resentment. - Why? "What if someone shows up?" The devil pressed the beauty to himself and kissed. "No one will show up, darling. Maya looked at the archangel reaching for her for a kiss and stroking her back. She rolled her eyes and shook her head. - All right! Yours took! - the eyes of the archangel shone with joy, - Come on, only for a short time, okay?! Lucifer nodded in agreement and carried away the beauty in a kiss. to be continued…