Resident in Supernatural.

This story begins in the Hunter Bunker. Very loud. The brothers quarreled because of something and threw the youngest finally "Fuck you, Sammy! Don't you dare come back here!," The formidable elder Winchester disappeared somewhere in the house. Sam was already outside and thinking about what to do next? Where to go? Well, to the second question, I found the answer myself - to stomp to the nearest bar and sit there until morning. He achieved this goal quickly - he crossed the road, went down the street, turned left and ended up next to the establishment. The "open" sign has not changed yet, so Sam immediately entered. The bar was slowly being prepared for the New Year holidays - in some places tinsel hung, in the farthest corner of the room there was a Christmas tree dressed up, but so far without multi-colored lights. The people were in a cheerful mood: someone drank non-stop, in an argument, someone darted into a metal target, someone had already gained and had dreams, someone was dancing. The Russian-haired visitor flirted with the girl who served him a drink. She smiled sweetly at him and, seeing the young man at the door, offered to sit next to him. Sam sat down on a chair and... met Lucifer's blue eyes. The archangel examined the hunter from head to toe and turned his eyes to the girl, showing him some rare variety of wine. He gestured to her, they say, drag here and squinted at Sam. The girl took three glasses from the table and poured wine. - At the expense of the institution, guys. 'she said affectionately, swallowing a little of hers. -Thanks. 'the Devil thanked briefly and, after finishing his wine, stared at the younger Winchester. He did not even touch the drink. A quarrel with his older brother finally broke him. - Sammy, have a drink. "The light-bearing moved his glass towards him and sat closer. - Why is there something?! Sam was silent, then began to sipping wine sluggishly. Feeling the gaze of the Light-Bearing, he dryly threw: - I thoroughly quarreled with Dean and he exposed me. This time. I now have nowhere to sleep. That's two. And you are drawn here and hardly lag behind me! That's three. - Wow-wow, Sammy, slow down! It's not my fault that Dean crossed you out! I generally walked by! You are not one depressant! But the fact that I will hardly be left behind is a holy truth. Sam took a deep breath. - And why do you have depression?! - the hunter stared at the archangel in amazement. - Well... from this! I got snow! Sam could not resist laughing loudly. Luetz noticed and turned away. "So what? What's wrong with the snow? Winter is a great time! Eye charm... - I got sick of this charm to clean up every time! - complains to him Light-bearing. - And this, by the way, is the second of the problems... Sam chuckled. Half an hour ago, his position was shitty, and then another friend was looking for, whose situation is even worse. "What's the first problem?" asked the younger Winchester. - There is no one to watch TV with. Lutz grumbled, and again heard the hunter laughing beside him. But Lucy did not remain in debt - he sent Sam flying, as a result of which he grinned a glass on the floor. He snorted bitterly from bottom to top at the grinning Devil, collected the fragments and threw them... by the bosom of the laughing Light-Bearing. Luz led his shoulders, looked around, rang shrapnel and a second later pulled out a completely whole glass from his sinus, put it on the table. And did not forget to show the language to Sam at the end. How cute. - Well, will you come with me? - suggested Lutz to Sam and, without receiving an answer, went to come off. The hunter looked incredulously at the Devil, who, wasting no time, did what the hell on the dance floor. However, others were delighted! After showing everyone a dance masterclass, Lightbringer returned and sat next to Sam. Catching his breath, he asked: - Tell me, what will you lose if you go with me to watch a movie? - Doo-shoo. Sam said in syllables. - Well, you are boring, Sammy! - the archangel grimaced. - I'm wondering: where will you reconvert this night? - Certainly not in Hell with you! Lucifer just grinned. Sam broke down and continued in a raised voice: - I... Make it clear: why do you get in my way every time?! I do not believe that depression has sunk in such a great archangel like you! Why did you show up? - Behind you, eat! - The devil also flew nerves. - I have one problem... - I WILL not clean the snow! - Sam immediately broke it off, focusing on the last words. - LISTEN TO ME! Sam fell silent and Lutz continued: - I ask you to look at the candidate... - What candidate?! Where to? - SAM!!! - I am silent, I am silent. Lucifer calmed down and, instead of continuing the story, abruptly grabbed the younger Winchester by the scruff of the neck and moved with him to Ad. They left a tip in the bar - $300. The first thing Sam did when he got to the Underworld was look around. Lucik began to look for the right door - ran up to them, twisting the handles and cursing Crowley in all kinds of languages. The younger Winchester restrained himself from the rzhach, limiting himself to a smile. "Don't tell me you're needy!" Sam chuckled loudly, watching the archangel. - Thank you, Christmas trees, for notifying the whole district about this! - barked Light-bearing, continuing to tinker with the castle. "I'll just go home! "I can't wait. -- You're right, Sam! "What?" the hunter asked. - That you won't wait. - calmly explained the Devil and when the Nth door chimed in a row, happily added, - Eureka! Well, finally! The light-bearer opened the door wide open and let Sam into the room. The hunter appeared the following picture: two soft, burgundy chairs, slightly turned to each other, a small, round coffee table, with a white tabletop on black legs. The main subject of such a simple interior is a huge plasma. 3x2 meters! It was majestically located on a free wall. - Mother is dear! How do you, when watching something, eyes do not go sideways, Luci?! - To be honest, they didn't come together. 'the archangel noted and rolled his eyes... in different directions. At the sight of this sight, Sam first distorted, after - he laughed. The devil also joined in. When they laughed, they sat down, Lucifer said: - The film is called "The Baptism of Fire of an Idiot"! Enjoy watching! to be continued…