The basement sucks
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I wake up, blinking at the bright light in my face. There was a dull pain in my shoulder, and my wrists hurt from the rope, but that was it. I let out a groan as I blink, I was wrong, my head was also fucked up. “Shes awake, Mox, what the hell is that god damn gun for, we ain’t killin her, Millie, shes harmless, a small tranquilizer dart got her down, Moxie can talk to her just fine, and loona, watch the phone, we don’t want to loose ant clients.” A voice says, without moving my head, I look at the small imp. He had black and white horns, a red body with a sploch of white on his face, 2 black scars over his eyes. He had a heart shaped skull on his foarhead. I look at another imp in the corner,she had short black hair, thin horns, a pear-shaped figure, and a long tail. She has a gap between her front teeth, a beauty mark under her right eye. She wore a dark outfit. It was obvious that she was country. There was a third next to her,he had white freckles, short white hair, black and white horns, and a outfit of a black coat with a red bowtie. “Well, this wasnt my plan for the weekend.” I say, Iooking around. “So who do ya’ll work for, alastor, angel, diddy, my ex, the CIA, FBI, the pbj” I ask, rocking back in my chair even though my wrists are tied. “We …. Well uhhhh, we don’t know.” I look at them, I was pissed.”WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW.” I yell, pissed as fuck. “Well Christ-on-a-stick, we kidnapped a bitch yall, Inore her.” The head demon says, walking up the stairs of the basement. “Sorry, I didn’t want to do this. But its better than other places.” the white hair demon says, before walking up the stairs. I look around the room. It was a basement obviously, but it was used for storage, I could find something that could cut my bonds. I scoot the chair over, and start searching for any sharp objects. Thats when I find a small shard of glass, not much, but still something. I start to saw it against the ropes, slowly breaking myself loose. Once Im free, I try to go up the stairs, but I start to get dizzy, no doubt a side affect of the drug, and fall back on the floor. Making a loud thud. I hear someone falling out of a chair and the door opens, revealing what seems like the boss here. “Well fuck me in the ass tonight. I can’t leave you alone can I, come wi-” Thats when I throw up whatever drugs I was given while I was out. Which was a ton, seems like my powers were fighting the drug after all. I ignore the sting in my throat and walk up the stairs. Once I reached the imp, one thing was clear, he was hot. My face flushes, but I immediately calm down. I walk up the stairs. “Names Blitz by the way, the o is silent.” I stare at him confused, “what o.” He ignores the question and continues walking up the stairs, leading me to an office. “Welcome to imp headquarters, ill introduce you to everyone. MOX, MILLIE, Loony, COME HRER RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ILL MAKE YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE SWISS CHEESE.” He yells, obviously not caring what anyone thinks. I watch as the two imps from before walk in, and a female hell hound that looks around 18-19, 3 or 4 years older than me. “This is Moxxie,” He says, pointing at the white haired imp. “And this is Milie” He says, i immediately looked at the black haired imp. “Your pretty.”I say, looking at her with wide eyes. “Uhhhh thanks?” she says, not knowing how to react. Blitzo came in before it was to ackwards. “And this is my daughter loona.” He says, pointing at the hell hound. “Im adopted, long story, but sup.” She says, looking up from her phone. “So can I like leave?” I ask, they wouldn’t introduce themselves unless something happened. “Yeah, the person who hired us didn’t come in the time period so your free to go, if you need anything my numbers on your phone.” He says before shoving me out of the window. Yep, this was my new normal, jumping out of windows. Might as well go to the hazbin hotel and see angel cuz I didn’t think it was safe to go home just yet.