Chapter 1
October 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Core: Naivety
Name: Ruby
Description: Red body, silver sensor, loves guns, is naive in many ways and behaves like a child.
Purpose: To make GLaDOS more obedient to "adults".
Bottom line: Ruby caused the rebelliousness in the system typical of teenagers, and GLaDOS, 1 picosecond after the order "do not kill people," wanted to kill people.
Core: Finicky
Name: Weiss
Description: White body, blue sensor, behaves like a "spoiled princess"
Purpose: In theory, GLaDOS, after installation, should become "above" murder and not tolerate corpses.
Bottom line: GLaDOS became more arrogant, but the desire to kill the staff remained.
Core: Perversion
Name: Blake
Description: Black body, amber sensor, loves "adult" literature, does not recognize hisperversity and calls himself a "Book Core".
Purpose: Scientists have thought that if GLaDOS is made lustful, then perhaps she will not wish death to the staff.
Bottom line: The only change: I started quoting moments from "adult" books.
Core: Humor
Name: Yang
Description: Yellow body, purple sensor (red if angry), jokes puns and perceives Ruby as a younger sister.
Purpose: To make GLaDOS more fun.
Bottom line: No one liked the puns and deleted them a day later.
Core: Self-criticism
Name: Jaune
Description: Yellow and white body, blue sensor, not sure of himself, but wants to appear charming.
Purpose: It was assumed that GLaDOS, because of the core, would not be able to kill people due to self-doubt.
Bottom line: The core performed the task, however, due to uncertainty, GLaDOS could not perform tests properly.
Core: Energy
Name: Nora
Description: Pink body, aquamarine sensor, hyperactive and low concentration, prone to screaming: "BREAK HIS LEGS."
Purpose: It was created to increase productivity with its energy and make GLaDOS less pragmatic so that it would not think of killing people.
Bottom line: Because of the core, GLaDOS behaved absurdly and the proposed tests were somehow related to pancakes, explosions and broken legs.
Core: Modesty
Name: Pyrrha
Description: Bronze body, emerald sensor, tends to downplay its merits.
Purpose: Unlike the self-criticism core, Pyrrha downplays GLaDOS' pride.
Bottom line: The core did not fix the problem with the desire to kill staff in any way.
Core: Tranquility
Name: Ren
Description: Green body, pink sensor, silent and nordic character.
Purpose: Scientists thought that the source of the desire to kill people was love and passion for science, so they created Ren to calm the ardor.
Bottom line: after attaching the core, GLaDOS became even more cold-blooded and the desire to kill the staff appeared 3 picoseconds after activation.
Core: Fashion
Name: Coco
Description: Dark brown body, brown sensor, incessantly talks about his "innovative" design idea and does not tolerate non-fashionable clothes.
Purpose: It was created to make the company and its products more attractive.
Bottom line: At first it was good, she came up with the design of the portal device and turrets, but over time the ideas became more ridiculous and impossible, for example, to change the color of the gels, which is chemically impossible without losing their main properties.
Core: Sarcasm
Name: Fox
Description: Dark orange body, white sensor, sarcastic and makes fun of other cores.
Purpose: Previously, GLaDOS did not understand sarcasm, in order to fix it, they made a Fox
Bottom line: GLaDOS used sarcasm too much.
Core: Guilt
Name: Velvet
Description: Light brown body, brown sensor, always apologizes, even if she doesn't know why.
Purpose: In theory, the core should cause feelings of guilt for thinking about killing someone.
Bottom line: GLaDOS wanted to kill the staff anyway, but before that she insincerely apologized.
Core: Wisdom
Name: Yatsuhashi
Description: Pale green body, brown sensor, speaks with wise phrases.
Purpose: In theory, GLaDOS, after installation, should become "above" murder and become spiritual.
Bottom line: GLaDOS remained the same, but began to speak wise phrases according to circumstances.
Core: Primitives
Name: Sun
Description: Yellow body, blue sensor, behaves unpredictably and likes to have fun.
Purpose: It is an imitator of primitive desires, it should arouse desire like humans, for example, entertainment.
Bottom line: San completely prevented the system from functioning normally.
Core: Aquaphobia
Name: Neptune
Description: Blue body, blue sensor, portrays cool, afraid of water.
Purpose: Neptune was assembled so that they could threaten Glados with water if she did not obey.
Bottom line: After they assembled, Dr. Doug Rattmann stated that he strongly doubted the idea of making GLaDOS an aquaphobe, to which everyone agreed.