Chapter 1
July 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
This world is totally messed up... People treat each other horribly, even those who are just like them. To be blunt — they’re just a bunch of idiots ruining a beautiful world, and it’s rotting faster and faster.
So what do you think we should do? Just sit back, watch all this crap unfold, and stay silent? Hell no. We’ve got a better idea.
Why were demons even created in the first place? For what? Okay, maybe we used to be evil bastards, but now... now things are a bit different. Although yeah, some of us still act exactly like those assholes I just mentioned.
But we’re not all like that, don’t get the wrong idea. Some of us are decent — well, in our own way. We feed on negative emotions. Yup, the nasty stuff — dirty, stinking, disgusting.
Actually, we’ve got a document — an official one, by the way — that allows us demons (and we’re fucking perfect, mind you) to live however we want. There’s one condition, though, but it benefits both sides.
Basically, we absorb negativity — pain, hatred, fear, all the shit humans create. Sometimes even souls, when things get really bad. And holy shit, we were shocked to find out how sweet that rotten energy tastes compared to everything else.
Now, about the Huntresses. Those girls kill us… well, the ones who break the rules. Or the ones acting like total monsters.
And you know, breaking the rules is stupidly easy. Because we’re missing one important thing… That’s why some demons act like they can do whatever the fuck they want — and start pulling crazy shit.
So, this one crucial thing... You know what demons don’t have? A fucking leader. No one to actually take charge and control what the hell we’re doing. And without one, everything’s falling apart — every other demon acts like a complete jackass.
Oh, right, you probably don’t even know my name… Shit, have I seriously not introduced myself yet? Been flapping my mouth all this time and didn’t even say who I am? God, I’m fucking amazing. So amazing I forget to talk about the best part — me. Genius, right?
Alright, let’s do this properly. Let’s get acquainted.
I’m the one and only, utterly fabulous and fucking awesome demon — Alexander. Mmm, what a powerful name. Not like all those try-hard demons named Ryosuke or Kevin. Seriously, get over yourselves.
Now, I’m not exactly the demon king... Though honestly, I could be. But why the hell would I want that? I don’t have the patience — or the desire — to babysit a bunch of brain-dead degenerates. Seriously. I’m way too good for that crap.
Mmm... I do know a few demons and huntresses who were seriously badass. They used to be idols. The guys were called Saja Boys, and the girls — Huntr/x.
Honestly? Meh... Kind of lame and boring. And I’m nothing if not honest, so I ain’t sugarcoating shit.
Now we’re the new era of idols. And hell yeah, we’re gonna be a thousand times better.