Content
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I. The All-Consuming “We” and the Absolutely Impossible Shit Also Known as Wedding Prep
April 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM -
II. Uninterrupted Navel-Gazing and the Risk of Ending Up Behind a Strip Club
April 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM -
III. Dear friends, we are gathered here today to join these two dudes in holy matrimony
April 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM -
IV. Seventy-Seven Square Miles, Surrounded by Reality
May 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM -
V. What Could Be More Thrilling Than Planning Your Own Funeral?
May 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM -
VI. Vanilla Fantasies of a Dying Man, and a Brief Thank-You to Evolution for Opposable Thumbs
May 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM -
VII. Your Perfect Match Is... Zero Feet Away (Or: How to Pleasure a Distracted Tourist)
May 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM -
VIII. Seamless Reacclimation and Other Myths
May 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM -
IX. Backsliding Therapy: BYO Trauma and a Dick Pic
June 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM -
X. So, You’re Wasting Time Here
June 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM -
Epilogue
June 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM