Realities of Cherner.

The timeline in Cherner's reality is distorted by one fact: Dmitry Cherner. Before 2010, the timeline was normal (the "blood kingdom" incident in 2019 does not count, nor does the 2018 incident where Cherner helped Godzilla-san defeat the three-headed Gidora, and then Cherner threw Gidora's body into a black hole and, unfortunately, fell into it himself but managed to escape. This is also not considered a temporal anomaly). Why did this happen? After the Paladins broke Dima, he decided to prove that he wasn't a useless piece of shit, but something worthwhile. He decided to use time magic and travel back to 1918, or maybe a little closer, to become a hero or just a good person. However, he made a slight mistake (Dima lied to his family that he wasn't in the distant past, but a little closer), confused the dates, and ended up in the time of the dinosaurs.Realizing his mistake, he decided to act and collect souvenirs, namely: defeat the tyrannosaurus in hand-to-hand combat, give the cap to the giganotosaurus, and also kill the argentinosaurus (to overcome this colossus, he had to suffer) and take the carcass of the dead lizard. He acted wisely: he gave the dinosaurs to be eaten and left the skeleton so that it looked historically accurate: the dinosaur was killed by predators, and there was no doubt among scientists. he decided to catch a Megaladon with a fishing rod (at first he changed his mind about catching a stupid fish that was 15 meters long and weighed 32 tons, it was impossible, but then he remembered that his father had given him the ability to turn into a titan, which would be very useful to him in the future, and sometimes it backfired) he caught this huge fish in the Neogene, then he fried it and ate it, and threw the leftovers into a volcano.What souvenirs he took were 1000 specimens of mosasaurs, Dima sent them to hang out on Teira, now their population reaches 200 thousand individuals, and all because of the size and climate of the Velayras Ocean, it is huge and very warm, only at the south pole of Teira it is cold, Yes, there are two oceans on Teira: the Aquaerus ocean is the size of The Pacific Ocean and the Velayras Ocean are 20 percent smaller than the one that washes Pangea, a little about the radius of the planet Thura is 65670 km; the surface area is 1400 million km2. The average distance from Alfarats is about 150 million. km; The orbital period around Alpharatz is 365 days.; the orbital period around its own axis is 24 hours; the orbital speed is about 30 km; the number of satellites is 2 "Imoricon 56" and "Uralan 30". So there is a place to live, and he also sent 500 Plesiosaurs, 2000 Megalodons, and 1500 Melvin's Leviathans. He also took some turtles and fish, and their population is now huge. Dima also learned a new magic and named it after the asteroid Chixxulub. Later, he entered the Cenozoic era and witnessed many events during the Ice Age, including the birth of gods during the time of the Egyptian pharaohs. He took souvenirs, including a Deodon, an overgrown wild boar, which now roams the forests of the planet Teira. These wild boars live peacefully and are not on the verge of extinction. Additionally, woolly rhinoceroses, mammoths, and several species of saber-toothed tigers also inhabit the forests of Teira. The Ice Vikings have tamed mammoths and are now actively traveling around their Ice Kingdom, and they have also tamed and used rhinoceroses. There is not much information about the continents of Planet Teira, but the first continent is Okoto-Nui, which has an area of 520 million square kilometers. Okoto-Nui used to be two islands, Okoto and Metru Nui, and many other islands, but the three Toa Tahu Pokhatu and Onua used their powers to unite all the islands into a single continent. The second continent covers an area of 100 million square kilometers.Cherner also decided to take endangered animals (the dodo, the passenger pigeon, the bison, and many others). Nowadays, you can find many bison in the forests of the Fiery Empire. Their population is growing, and they fit perfectly into the fauna of the planet Teira. It is unknown why Cherner is involved in the conservation of endangered species. Perhaps he wants them to live on the planet Teira, where there are lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, jaguars, snow leopards, and other species.Some species from Earth have adapted to life on Thera, becoming smarter and changing in appearance. One captured bison was subjected to several tests, including an attempt to inject it with painkillers. However, only a dragonsteel needle was able to pierce the beast's skin on the fifth attempt. Even metals like adamantium and vibranium were unable to break through. Further tests revealed that only dragonsteel weapons could penetrate and cut through the beast's skin, while bullets smaller than 11 millimeters ricocheted. Bullets of 12 millimeters or more partially pierced the skin, but the bison remained calm and strangely indifferent. It only began to show some concern when larger bullets were used, and its skin became much thicker, resembling armor. The behavior of the animals was also different, as neither predators nor herbivores approached humans, preferring to stay in their natural habitats such as forests, fields, and more.Sea animals have also changed, their defenses have become stronger and they have become smarter. As practice shows, not a single shark, not even a Megalodon, will swim up to a warship or fishermen, it will swim nearby and eat others, but it will not climb on sailors, even if the ship is full of catch, the same situation with mosasaurs and other marine Surprisingly, at the same time, there were cases, and even very often, when Megalodons sank the ships of the Theocracy of Slane, THEY ADAPTED AND BECAME SMARTER, BEGAN TO PRIORITIZE. , a fishing boat with a lot of fish and a Theocratic sailing ship with 1,000 people. The Fire Empire's military conducted research, and the Megalodon sank the Theocratic sailing ship. They had bows, spears, and a drone that scanned the shark's head using magic. The scan revealed that the shark intentionally sank the sailing ship because it understood that if it tried to attack the fishermen, it would face severe consequences, while the Theocrats could be drowned with impunity.From the shark's thoughts, it became clear that one of the counts of the Theocracy had committed a terrible act. From the shark's thoughts, if she could have said, "It's not interesting here, and there's not enough fish to reach her brother and the others, and if the smell is any indication, these terrible fry in the large, tasteless fish have decided to feed us again," it turned out that the number of "feeds" had long exceeded five hundred thousand. Using the airobots, a secret spy codenamed "Kitchen Table" was sent to the Theocratic warship. Agent "Table" was tasked with discovering the madness that the Theocracy was experiencing, and the saboteur transformed into a kitchen table to spy on the Theocrats.The agent successfully completed the task, and the intelligence center received data about what the Theocrats were doing. It took a week for the headquarters to process the data, and even Soundwave, who was usually silent, laughed. It was impossible to read the data, and as soon as they started reading, the entire Fire Empire's meeting hall burst into laughter at the idiocy of the Theocratic Count, who declared war on the sharks because they left him without lunch. Alexei Cherner ordered that the information from the Theocracy would no longer be presented at meetings and conferences. But there was a bad moment because of this fool. 400,000 Theocracy soldiers and almost as many fishermen were eaten by sharks. Alexei Cherner decided to get rid of this idiot.Agent "Table" was given the task of eliminating the Theocracy's fleet, and he carried out the order. A hole was drilled in the Karakki, and it was discovered that the Theocracy had ship cannons, but they were of poor quality and lacked gunpowder. As a result, 50 ships, along with the Count, were sent to feed the sharks. Agent "Table" was awarded the Order of the Hero of the Fiery Empire. But back to the point. Cherner observed how the Dryopithecus split into two groups and gave rise to the Australopithecus, which evolved into humans over several million years. Cherner also helped the Egyptian gods defeat Apophis, Cherner killed this ancient Lizard, and then, a thousand years later, Cherner helped Thor and tore off Jormungand's head, he kept the snake's head as a trophy and sold the rest of the Midgard serpent to Trazin, the countless Nekron scoundrel was ready to tear off the snake's arms, Cherner gave the snake's corpse and received a million gold coins, but not of his own free will, Trazin gave his gold, he doesn't like giving, he only likes taking and collecting.Then Cherner settled in Greece, and then there was a problem. The gods of Olympus sent the Kraken to the city of Argos. He was supposed to destroy the city (the gods began to lose their power. people stopped praying to the gods. and the Greek gods depend on prayers. all except Hades) well, Hades, fueled by the energy of fear, decided to confront Zeus for all the insults and deceptions.The brothers quarreled and engaged in a fierce argument, and when they both parted ways, Zeus said, "Yes, Hades, you are strong and have deceived me, but I am also cunning, and I have a trump card. Do not forget that my son, Perseus, is on his way to Argos." And then Hades sensed that the Kraken had perished when Black and Perseus killed the monster. At that moment, Zeus held Hades back.Hades laughed and said, "I didn't expect you to outsmart me, brother, but fine, I'm not asking for mercy, you know where my kingdom is." Hades began to leave, and Zeus shouted after him, "Stop, brother, I know that you bear a grudge against me for deceiving you, and that I rule the heavens, not you, but you know yourself better than the three of us, and you are the most suitable for this responsible role. You are the one we need in our hour of need, and I beg you to forgive me, brother." Hades said, "Thank you, brother, and I will consider your words." Hades returned home to Tartarus. 10 years later, Ares, the god of war, freed the titan Kronos from Tartarus, the same titan and father of Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon. Unfortunately, Poseidon was killed by Ares at that moment, and many gods also perished. Thanatos, the god of death and the second most powerful god in Tartarus after Hades, left to fight the Crimson King and never returned. Thanatos was killed.The battle began, and the Greek and Norse gods and humans decided to defeat Kronos, but Kronos had the Titans and the gods Ares and Hera on his side. However, Dmitry Cherner also had an ace up his sleeve, as he helped Agenor, the son of Poseidon, become the new god of the sea. During the battle, the traitor Ares was killed, Hera was exiled, but it was at the cost of Hephaestus's life and Athena's loss of much of her power. The titan Kronos was defeated, but at the cost of thousands of lives, including those of humans, gods, heroes, and most importantly, Zeus. His son, Perseus, became the new king of Olympus and the new god of thunder, while Andromeda became his wife and the new goddess of marriage and queen of the gods.After Cherner took part in the Trojan War, the Greco-Persian Wars, and fought in the famous Battle of Thermopylae in the army of the legendary King Leonidas in Greece, Dmitry Cherner became known as Dmitry, the Hero of Sparta, but he did not want the Greeks to sacrifice or worship him as a god. He was a regular soldier from Sparta and fought in the Peloponnesian War on the side of Sparta. During this time, he created the "Hero of Sparta" armor (similar to the one in the game Assassin Creed Odyssey). The armor had a cloak, but it could be removed. During campaigns and travels, the cloak was attached to the armor, and before battles, he would remove it to avoid any hindrance. Dmitry Cherner also performed as a gladiator in the Colosseum, fighting in 340 battles.The souvenirs that Cherner took were armor, as well as several laurel wreaths from the ancient Greek Olympic Games, as well as the Kraken. Cherner imprisoned this 100-meter-long monster in the Sea of Terror on the planet Teira, as well as imprisoned Scylla and Charybdis in this sea, and now these monsters have become the guardians of this Sea. A little more about geography. The Sea of Terror, also known as the Sea of Fuckery in sailor jargon, is part of the Velayras Ocean and is known for its vastness, as well as the fact that it is half the size of the Sargasso Sea, but that's not its main feature. This sea has two unique characteristics: an unmeasurable depth and the fact that it is often stormy, earning the nickname "Stormy Sea." The joke goes that it is only calm from May 1st to September 31st. the rest of the time, it's constantly storming, and there are killer waves, whirlpools, and the streets of "three sisters." Only a madman would venture into this Sea of Terror during a storm.However, sometimes some very brave and fearless Fire Imperial Ships do pass through this sea, in which case they ask other ships to take their cargo if it is important, and later they send a radio message saying "goodbye, we are heading to the gates of Hell" to the nearest port, and the captain asks the sailors what they want to do, and the sailors always stay with their captain. Let's say that if the cargo is small, the sailors leave it behind, and then, with or without the cargo, they leave a farewell message to their families, and the ship plunges into the sea of terror. Only a few manage to overcome it, while others remain at the bottom. Sometimes, the sailors of other ships watch as another brave vessel sinks, filled with impotent anger and helplessness, knowing that they cannot help, as they themselves will be at the bottom of the sea just a few meters away. After his Greek and Roman adventures, Cherner traveled to China, where he spent the years 1200 to 1254 wandering the land and slaying various monsters. He then avenged the Mongols for their attacks on Ryazan and the Kalka River, and eventually traveled to Russia, where he joined forces with Svyatogor Rurievich Volkhovsky, the living embodiment of the city of Veliky Novgorod, and Alexander Nevsky. Together, they defeated the Swedish army on July 15, 1240, and on April 5, 1242, they defeated the Teutonic Knights, Livonians, and other enemies on the frozen waters of Lake Peipus. , There was killed Waldemar Twangste the living embodiment of the city of Marienburg, now the city of Malbork in Poland. He was the father of a very nice girl Wilhelmina Volzhskaya, née Twangste the living embodiment of the city of Königsberg, now Kaliningrad.Then Cherner returned to the Celestial Empire and became a legendary warrior there. Cherner became bored and went in search of a battle, but he easily defeated everyone, and then he heard the legend of the Shadow Gatekeepers and came to them. Cherner remembers that on that day, he was a great, invincible warrior. No one dared to stand in his way. Dima traveled through the lands in search of a worthy battle until he discovered the Shadow Gate. He opened the gates, and the demons from another world broke out and attacked him, tearing his flesh, sucking his soul, and turning him into a Shadow. Now, Dima is doomed to wander the world forever and fight the demons he has unleashed!Cherner could no longer speak or use magic, but he realized that he could hold a weapon and wear armor, and he decided to defeat the demons. He succeeded and decided to close the gates. His friend, Sensei, told him that a living person was needed to close the gates. Cherner befriended Mei, a talented weaponsmith, during his search for and battle against the demons. He also changed his name. During his Japanese adventures, he called himself Dzin Chean. As a result, Cherner and May closed the Gates of Shadows, but May was sucked inside.In the end, Cherner had to re-search for those six demons, smash their faces and reopen the Gate, and he was very glad that he didn't have to do it a thousand times, and he went through the gate and smashed the faces of all the bad people, and also found an ally of some ancient one named Mnemos, they were not friends. steel and they were united only by a common goal to defeat the local ruler of the universe named Titan (how tired of these idiots, where do they even come from with such ambitions, he is definitely the illegitimate Son of Darkseid, but this is not accurate) and getting alien weapons, armor, swords and pain, because he had to fight against the Judge, whose real name is May, She was brainwashed and challenged Dima to a duel. Dima was able to free May, and he challenged her to a duel. She was armed, but Dima removed his helmet, threw away his weapon, and fought with only his pants on. This was done to show May that he was willing to fight for her with nothing but his bare hands and no armor other than his pants.Dima defeated May and freed her. May was red with embarrassment, but she managed to pull herself together, and Dima led her to the Gates of Shadows. Dima then went to confront Titan, the mastermind behind all the darkness, and he was shocked to see five of his alternate versions from other realities, all of whom were Servants of Titan. Cherner was furious, as he had never knelt, and in his anger, he decided to fight six against one, and the battle for the future of Earth began. Cherner fought one against six, the battle lasted a week, Cherner was tired, but he didn't think about retreating. He received many blows to the face and was thrown so hard that he broke through the mountains, but he continued to fight, even if it lasted forever, he would fight for the future of the Earth and for Mei.The Emperor is the fifth alternative version of Dima - the bloody tyrant who sank the Earth into the endless dragged Dima along the ground, he threw him and grabbed the Emperor by the neck and said: "You're pathetic, you could have been the same as us, but you decided to be different, and now you're going to die, but you can still survive, take our side to subjugate Titan," and Cherner replied: "I will never be for you, and I will never be a slave, and I will fight against you until" the Emperor angrily threw Cherner and shot at him with his bow, asking, "Are you interested in the fate of this world? It's foolish, as there are thousands of such worlds, and you desire this small world. Is your life worth a single pathetic world?" "Cherner responded at the end, shouting, "No, I know your limits, and you won't stop at one. I WILL DESTROY YOU," and despite the pain, Cherner created a fiery sword, charged forward with renewed strength, and killed the Titan and his five alternate personalities.After returning the body, Cherner began living with Mei in Japan. They lived a normal life, and they even had a son named Seido, and everything was fine until 1274. In 1274, Cherner led a group of 40 samurai from his loyal lands to help Tsushima fight the Mongols, and Dima's son was part of this group. He arrived a day before the invasion, and together with the others, they went to the shore to face the Mongols. Tsushima Jito decided that Harunobu Adachi (a very talented warrior), the head of the Adachi clan, would go to the Mongols and challenge their leader to a duel. Khotun Khan, a Mongolian leader and a relative of Genghis Khan and Kublai Khan, accepted Harunobu's challenge.Khotun-khan poured oil on Harunobu and set him on fire, then beheaded him and asked in pure Japanese, "Samurai, do you surrender?" The samurai were shocked, but Jito quickly recovered and angrily shouted, "NO MERCY FOR THE COWARDLY THOUGHTLESS TO ATTACK!!!" Cherner also shouted, "Before Honor and for Tsushima, we will avenge Harunobu Adachi," but no matter how bravely and fiercely the samurai fought, the outcome of the battle was inevitable. After an hour of fighting, only 10-20 warriors remained alive, and within half an hour, only four Cherner warriors and his son were surrounded. Suddenly, a stone fell on Cherner.Dima was shell-shocked by a catapult shot, and then burning debris from the tower fell on him from the nearby slope, and he lost consciousness. Seido saw his father under the burning debris and began to fight fiercely, but the Mongols crushed him with their strength. Dima then came to his senses and saw that his son was still alive. He was tied up, and the Khutun Khan said, "Seido Chean is the son of the legendary Jin Chean, and you are now the heir and head of the clan. I congratulate you." Seido replied, "Go to the demons, you Mongolian dog" Hotun, was a little angry but replied "I would kill you, but I need you, you are the new head, convince your people and the shogun to surrender." At this moment, Shimura (Jito's last name) woke up and was angered by Hotun-han's words and glad that Seido had not surrendered, he shouted, "How dare you say such a thing, you dishonorable coward" Hotun also said: "Did I defeat the samurai in an dishonorable way, which is part of your concept of honor? Did I starve or poison you, or did I defeat you in battle?". Hotun looked at the defeated and asked, "So, will you choose death or serve me as your new ruler?" Seido stood up and said, "The Chean clan will never serve a man like you, die, Mongolian coward." Seido freed himself and attacked Hotun Khan fiercely, but he was defeated and mortally wounded. Cherner, trapped under the rubble, could only watch his son die helplessly. Later, Khotun Khan left, and Cherner crawled out from under the rubble and in a rage killed all the Mongols on the shore he saw. When he approached the body of his son, he fell to his knees and vowed revenge. Unfortunately, even a skilled warrior like Cherner needed rest. His wounds were not fatal, but there were too many of them. As he tried to stand, he lost consciousness. He woke up in a secret Mongol resistance base, and Dima began his quest for revenge. He made it clear to Khotun Khan through messages left on the corpses of Mongol warriors that he would find and kill him, and he would do so in a very cruel way.But Khotun Khan seemed to be fearless since childhood, and so he chose 4 brave traitors from among the ronin and the 15-man Mongolian warriors and ordered them to infiltrate the Japanese island and kill the wife of the fire demon (Mei Cheng).So the Mongols ended up in the Japanese Shogunate and the four ronin tricked the guards at the harbor by saying that they were four heroes and the few survivors of the battle on Komodo Beach and they killed a thousand Mongols and these 15 Mongols were prisoners and the ronin set out to send them to the Great Shogun for their crimes. At this moment, the Shogun had real heroes, the envoys of Shimura, who managed to break through and report on the atrocities of the invaders. The Ronin entered the house of the Cherner, they were leading with them the captive Mongols, and these four Ronin false heroes were invited to eat and wash before going to the capital, in fact, May immediately realized that this story is a lie, she thought "how four people went to the enemy camp, beat so many warriors and took 15 people captive? What is not clean here Jin dear how are you there alive or dead and I do not know ?". Mei decided to act, and she ordered her servants to inform the Koremunes about the Mongols and the traitorous Ronin, who wanted to avenge the deaths of the So clan's warriors and the head of the So clan, Sukekuni, as well as the death of the Tsushima clan's leader and a friend of Odaichi and Shimura, who was killed on the same beach as Harunobu. Unfortunately, the Koremunes were too late, and the Mongols killed Mei and destroyed her home. However, they caught up with the assassins and brutally killed the Mongol warriors and executed the traitors.At that moment, Cherner had a dream where May was killed. This made itself felt by his titan's ability as an Attacker to see the future, but she always comes out sideways and through Cherner's anus sees the future event when it has already happened, and it always looks like a nightmare. After 4 days, Cherner was found and informed that his wife Mei was killed and Dima ran to the sea and jumped into the sea of the Tsushima Strait, swam across it, got home. He grieved and yelled at the sky. The warriors who survived were also sad. They did not save Mrs. Mei. Dima was not angry at them. He buried his wife and son Seido now in the depths of Tartarus, he is like a spirit of revenge looking for traitors and others He kills bad people, but his path is not yet complete. Dmitry Cherner was sad and very angry. He took revenge on the Mongols, and gradually the pain subsided and the scars healed, but the sediment remained. The souvenirs that Cherner brought back from his Chinese-Japanese adventures are new samurai armor, swords, various throwing weapons, and kunai. He tied the kunai to a chain like a scorpion, and now he can do the famous "COME HERE.". Dima also received Shadow Energy, which was both a reward and provided many combat capabilities depending on the weapon, as well as a very good source of energy. The batteries were charged with Shadow Energy, which kept them operational for a long time. The Shadow Mind, which wanted self-awareness, drove inexperienced individuals insane and could even transform them into Shadow Creatures, mindless monsters that only wanted to kill. Additionally, Cherner found a Reality-Traveling Machine that belonged to Titan, which Dima destroyed. This artifact should not exist, it is too dangerous, Dima copied the machine and now he has a portable way to travel through realities and he is only one, and it is a kiloton of pain. After that, Cherner has been living in Russia since 1274, naturally helping it.