Realities of Cherner.

One piece of wisdom says, "Only Tzeentch knows what Tzeentch wants, but that's not always accurate." It is known that the gods of chaos have an approximate appearance, but Tzeentch, the god of deception, constantly changes it. Tzeentch, his demons and adherents are "like" masters of conspiracies and CUNNING PLANS, but besides intelligence, Tzeentch is also the god of madness, and therefore their conspiracies are at the level of Goldberg Machines or they lie banally. Tzeentch himself has a lot of attributes of the gods of knowledge: Birds like the attributes of Odin, Thoth and Athena, a magic staff, a whole library of all knowledge in the universe, judging by the codes of Demons, power over destinies in general, and a whole fragment of you that sees all the past and all the future. + without intelligence, you can't cast a normal spell, and intelligence buffs are more common among Tzinites than among other Gods, even non-Chaotic ones.In the Imperium of Man, there has always been a question of why the 15th Space Marine Legion, the Thousand Sons, are the adepts of Tzeentch, and not the 20th Space Marine Legion, the Alpha Legion, who are so stuck in their multi-step plans that they don't even know the outcome. But as for Tzeentch himself, it is not surprising if he is just a "screen", but there is actually a certain "super-Tzeentch" who controls Tzeentch, and meanwhile he is pretending to be a cleaner in the palace of His Imperial Highness, who is not really a cleaner or a Tzeentch, but The primarch of the 20th Space Marine Legion is Alpharius, the son of the Emperor of Mankind, who is a puppet of Tzeentch, but this Tzeentch is actually Omegon, who is not Omegon at all, but his twin brother Primarch Alpharius, who is not a janitor, but in fact it is not Alpharius, but just one of the Space Marines of the Alpha Legion and he is a puppet of the real Tzeentch, who is in constant combat with the real Alpharius and Omegon, who all this time were secretly loyal to their father, the Emperor of Mankind, and did not betray the Imperium, and for ten thousand years acted according to their own complicated plan of sabotage and multi-moves, whether true or not, only the real Alpharius and Omegon knows.. A loyal Space Marine says, "I have given the order to the Fleet," another Loyal Space Marine says, "Begin Exterminatus!" The first one asks the second one, "Didn't you say you were a loyalist?" the second one answers, "Hydra dominatus." Two loyalist legionnaires are walking around the ship looking for a traitor. The first of the Space Wolves, the second of the Dark Angels, the Wolf asks the Angel, "Do you see Alpharius?" The dark angel says "No" and the space Wolf says "Neither do I" and then Alpharius comes out of the ventilation shaft and says "But he is." Later, Alpharius shouts "Hydra Dominatus." A Slaanesh daemon came to an icy planet that had been forgotten by the Emperor of Mankind, and there were three guardsmen there. The daemon began to seduce the guardsmen in the icy wasteland, and she asked them, "What do you want in this icy desert?" The three guardsmen simultaneously replied, "Food!" And three guardsmen at the same time pounced on the demonetka to the rock music of the King and the jester "The peasants ate meat" Mari Gorash takes her phone and records a video for her fans, and with a happy smile, Mari says, "Every day, I take one piece of hardware from Sasha's computer until he notices." She takes out a RAM chip and hides it, saying, "Day One." A few hours later, Sasha decides to play Tanks on his computer and notices the missing piece of hardware. Within minutes, Mari is kicked out of the apartment by Sasha. A case in the past *Leman Russ says "Then Voldor came, said we should go our separate ways. We went our separate ways!" - Clarify, - came the stern voice of Constantine Voldor from the door. - At the first meeting with the brothers, these two worthy of any reproach primarchs decided to show: a) "who's in charge here", b) "where the crayfish are wintering" and c)The meeting went one-to-one. "That's two less rooms." Valdor pulled out a scroll and said loudly, "And now the Emperor calls you to an official introduction ceremony." The Custodian turned on his heel and marched towards the large meeting hall. Valdor didn't hear anything, and he just looked at the people who were opening their mouths to the music in his headphones, trying to hold back a smile of satisfaction. Thanks to Malkador Sigilith, who took pity on poor Valdor and gave him this gift. Now the vox connection was clearer, and in his free time, he could listen to the music of Ancient Terra from the 2nd millennium AD and enjoy it, even if the words were incomprehensible. A well-known fact: Leman Russ put so much chemistry in his ale that a simple man would drink it and die. One day, Leman Russ came to visit Fulgrim, and the Phoenix himself invited him to establish a brotherly relationship. Leman Russ entered Fulgrim's chambers and was amazed by the curtains on the windows, the carpets on the floor, and the tablecloth that made him feel uneasy. Leman had just arrived from the frigid planet of Fenris, and he was still wet and dripping. Fulgrim pretended not to notice, invited him to the table, and the Phoenix's chairs were so flimsy that the Wolf King sat down on the floor. Leman thought to himself, "I may be a vicious Wolf, but why break the chairs?" Fulgrim also pretended not to notice and handed Russ a glass, saying, "To our meeting." A collector's wine from the year 20,000, produced before the dark times on Terra, and a tiny sip of wine in this glass, ten times less than usual. Lehman drains it in an instant, while Fulgrim savoring his own. Leman reached for the bottle, and Fulgrim said in a hurtful tone, "Don't rush, savor the aftertaste!" Leman thought to himself, "What aftertaste, I didn't even taste it!" Fulgrim poured him another glass, but it had no effect. Fortunately, Russ had some whiskey with him, and he poured himself a shot from his flask, which made Fulgrim upset. Fulgrim said, "Go away, Leman, you don't know how to drink!" Lehman came out and said, "Am I the one who can't drink? It's you who can't drink, you can't drink a single bottle for two years! Or do you want to keep it until the fortieth millennium to make it even more rare?" Perturabo doesn't know how to drink. At all. While Leman was drinking with him, he was cursing Dorn and boasting about some defensive systems, or maybe offensive ones, Leman didn't understand. Hundreds of thousands of tons of iron, two hundred thousand tons of concrete, five hundred thousand guns, and three or four Space Marines at the control panel. But who would fight? Russ suggested that they fight, but Perturabo was so engrossed in his thoughts that he didn't even hear. Leman Russ was convinced that it was better not to offer Conrad Kursa a drink. Conrad preferred to drink alone and in the dark, and I couldn't see how much was left in the mug. Additionally, Leman's ten-liter bottle had unexpectedly disappeared. It was possible that it had fallen under the table, but searching for it in the dark was a risky endeavor, as one could easily step on someone or their drink, which was even more dangerous. Leman Russ was drinking with Angron, and it seemed to be going well. They had finished half a barrel of ale, were singing battle songs, and then Angron suggested a little exercise. Leman Russ thought, "Well, drinking and fighting is a good idea," but who knew that Angron would become so enraged when he picked up his axe? Okay, the table and benches could be repaired, but he had cut the largest barrel in half with his axe! It may not have been intentional, and he may have missed his target, but the barrel was a pity! It had not yet been uncorked, and so much Fenrisian ale was wasted! It is important to fight with caution and avoid damaging valuable items. A true Space Wolf can fight with one hand while holding a mug in the other without spilling a single drop! Somehow Leman Russ drank with Mortarion and doesn't even want to remember. Mortarion treated him to his signature killjoy.... Lehman sniffed it first, then set it on fire—it seemed to smell and burn properly, but that's how he took a sip... how they tell him that he almost died. It would have been better if he had died, because in his dying delirium he was carrying such a thing... It's scary to repeat. The most decent thing Russ said was to persuade the Emperor to put him back in the capsule. They say he was unconscious for several days, and during that time, the Death Guard drank all the fuel we brought with us, including the fuel for the shuttles. Leman doesn't want to talk about how he left. Magnus Leman didn't even want to drink, he came to talk. So Russ offered him a drink, because who can make serious decisions on a clear head? Magnus said that drinking was harmful, that alcohol had a detrimental effect on the opening of the third eye. Leman thought, "What a load of nonsense!" There's no second eye, but he's talking about a third!" In the end, Leman punched him in the eye and kicked him out. Russ doesn't know about the third eye, but Magnus now has a significant bruise where his second eye used to be, so he can boast of the crimson eye he received from Leman. Leman tried to have a drink with Lorgar. At least he brought a lot of Colchis wine, which was a bit sour for Russ, but still drinkable. Just as Leman Russ raised his glass, his favorite two-liter glass, Lorgar said, "Let's pray first." Leman thought, "Okay, let him pray, and I'll start slowly." Leman drank all the wine on the table, but Lorgar was still praying. The Wolf King didn't wait for him to hit his head, he went back to his ship and continued drinking. There was nothing left, and Leman Russ didn't regret it. Lorgar didn't need wine, he didn't have time to drink, he was always praying. Leman Rus is uncomfortable with drinking with Alpharius and Omegon. You can't tell if there are really two of them, or if you're already seeing double, even though Leman hasn't started drinking yet. And it's not just seeing double, it's seeing ten of them, all identical. Leman thinks it's a hallucination and tries to pinch himself, then them, but they prove to be real. And when there were ten times as many, Lehmann handed one a mug, but it was a mistake, the mug fell to the floor and the ale spilled. And after that, all his secret plans were lost, but that is just a minor detail. The alternative event was the Glorian-class battleship Vengeful Spirit orbiting Holy Terra. On the bridge, Horus Lupercal smiled triumphantly and said to Sanguinius, "E3, brother! It's over, give the order to surrender Terra!" Horus raised his arms in triumph, and the crowd of Space Marines cheered. Sanguinius leaned over the Regicide board, deep in thought. The fate of the Imperium hung in the balance. He miraculously managed to dissuade his brother from the massacre, offering an intellectual battle instead. Finally, a smile lit up the angel's lips, and he moved his "Emperor" away from the enemy "Boss." Now it was the Warmaster's turn to frown, his fingers drumming on the table. "E..." Horus tried to make another move, but he was interrupted by a menacing voice. "Prepare for death, traitor!" A moment later, a figure in armor strode onto the command bridge. His sword was ablaze, and his face was contorted with rage. However, as soon as the Emperor of Mankind's two shining eyes fell upon the players, he stumbled upon a crowd of marines, who immediately rushed to support him, having forgotten that they were enemies. "What is going on here?" the Emperor asked in surprise, approaching the players and examining the game board. "The fate of your Imperium is being decided here, father, and I have won!" Horus proclaimed proudly, not even looking at his enemy as he moved his piece to a new attack position. Sanguinius, with a brief glance at his father that indicated that everything was under control, moved his Malkador closer to the Boss. Meanwhile, the Emperor had managed to find a stool somewhere, and as he sat down next to Sanguinius, he began to watch the game with great interest. From the warp, Tzeentch appeared in his helmet, with a multitude of options for defeating Sanguinius and the Emperor of Mankind. Tzeentch said, "You have lost, Anathema, surrender." The Emperor of Mankind responded with a menacing and majestic voice, "No, you have lost, Chaosspawn." A titanic intellectual game for the future of the Imperium of Mankind began. Three hours later, "Come here, Sanya. He's not expecting you here," the Emperor of Mankind whispered to his son, but Angel simply waved him off and placed the Emperor on D3 with a triumphant smile. "Checkmate, brother. Call off your troops," Sanguinius stood up from his chair and extended his hand to his opponent. Horus stared at the board for a couple of minutes in disbelief, but he eventually overcame his rage and reluctantly shook his brother's hand. Horus wanted to play a rematch, but Ezekiel Abbadon informed him, "Lord Lupercal, we have a problem. The Ultramarines and Space Wolves have entered the solar system, and our forces are not enough to fight against these slaves of the False Emperor." Horus Lupercal shouted loudly, "Abbadon, immediately order the siege to be lifted. We must retreat urgently." Lupercal looked at his father and said, "This is not the end, father. We will return for revenge." Meanwhile, on the surface of Terra, Jaghatai Khan looked at the retreating traitors and rejoiced at the victory. The mighty Archangelus and his loyal Custodes were breathing heavily. Archangelus raised his two-handed sword and shouted, "Hail to the Emperor of Mankind, for we have conquered!" Rogal Dorn lowered his sword and breathed heavily. They had conquered Terra, and it had been saved. Korsvayn, the Paladin-Captain of the 9th Chapter of the Dark Angels Legion, the Champion of the Legion, and a member of Primarch Lev El'Johnson's personal guard, joyfully brandished his sword alongside his loyal warriors. Later, the Emperor issued orders to "clear the golden throne and then place Magnus the Red on the golden throne, lock Conrad Kurz in a refrigerator and guard him, restore Terra immediately, bring the corpse of Ferrus Manus here intact at all costs, capture all the Alpharii and Omegon , and bring them to him to test their loyalty, as well as bring And bring me the real Primarchs Alpharius and his twin brother Omegon to be judged for their multi-move betrayal and Hydro Dominatus. ." Somewhere in an alternative reality. Kharn comes to Abbadon and says, "I have information that Ahriman is a loyalist!" "Well, how can we prove it?" "Let's test it: you'll invite Ahriman to your chambers, and I'll be standing outside the door with a power log. When he enters, I'll strike him on the head, and if he's a loyalist, he'll mention the Emperor." "Agreed." The next day, Ahriman enters the office, and Kharn hits him over the head with a log: Ahriman: "Oh, Emperor!" Kharn: "Holy Terra..." Abbadon: "Hush, brothers, there are Chaosites and traitors around us." An interesting fact: Trazin did not hibernate like the other Necrons. In fact, he spent the last 60 million years traveling around the galaxy, collecting exhibits for his museum. He even visited Earth a few times for fun. Somewhere on a planet, Orc Warboss yells, "Today we will capture the village of the pointy-eared," and the orcs yell, "Yes!" Warboss continues, "We will kill their men," and the orcs yell, "Yes!" Warboss yells, "We will enslave their wives," and the orcs yell, "Yes!" Warboss yells, "And we will not confuse men and women like we did last time," and the orcs yell, "Yes!"Orc Warboss continues, "We will kill their men," and the orcs yell, "Yes!" Dima Cherner shows a video called "Guys, check out this pot of soup in the communal kitchen." He shows a pot with a spoon that blocks the lid from opening, and most importantly, the handle of the spoon and the handle of the pot are locked together. The guys laugh at this idea. Yura Tatishchev records a video in the channel of the guys of all his friends, this is a channel only for guys and it's without girls, the channel is actually called "Without Women +18" so Yura recorded a video where he says "My wife asked me to cook a goose" Yura shows a goose carcass with a ladle clamped with the right wing on the neck of the goose wearing a hat next to with the goose, the soup pot Yura continued, "Well, let him cook," and to the laughter of the guys, Yura finished the goose carcass, "Cook well and Tasty," Alexander Romanov had already commented in the chat, "The goose himself was blown away by what was happening," Georgy Beshtau,"Yura miscalculated, but where?" Kirill Kubanovsky, "And the goose carcass says, "Okay, Boss I answer with my carcass, "Ruslan Yeniseisky," So how clever do you have to be to get the carcass of a dead goose to cook instead of yourself? "Valera Voronov: "It's really impressive how cunning a foreman needs to be to harness a goose." Kirill Kusbasov: "They could have given the goose a welding rod and let it weld." Dima Cherner: "If you don't cook it well, you'll be the one to cook it!" and Ilya Tomin's comment: "I also boiled chicken." Hades says to Dima, "No matter how much you try to outsmart fate, the Fates have already spoken their will, and there's nothing you can do to change it." Dima shakes his head in denial, "No, I won't let them take Sasha away again. I know she's destined to die from Gabi Brown's bullet, but I've changed the timeline and saved her." Hades responds, "This endless struggle with fate will lead to nothing. Three times you have averted death from her soul the Moires are displeased with this they have passed sentence Alexandra Arturovna Blaus will die" Dima replied to Hades "Never I will do everything to ensure that she lives" Hades chuckled and said "Your stubbornness and tenacity are worthy of Menelaus the king of Sparta and my deceased brother Poseidon, it is commendable I can only wish you good luck I hope that you and your beloved Sasha do not repeat the tragedy of love as the musician Orpheus and his wife Eurydice" Aunt Zina is a legendary character from the song "Aunt Zina" by the band COMEDOZ, which is performed in the rap and hip-hop genres.Aunt Zina... Aunt Zina doesn't go shopping... Aunt Zina doesn't waste time. Aunt Zina is tough, with two holsters and two magazines. Aunt Zina lowers the water tank on the ZIL cab. Aunt Zina won't be scared even by a pit bull, and Aunt Zina will even bite a couple of roe deer. Aunt Zina has the strongest nerves, and she doesn't even remember who was her first. Aunt Zina drives a ZIL and a KAMAZ, and she picks up her grandchildren from school in a BelAZ. Aunt Zina brushes her teeth with sandpaper and blows a bubble out of tar gum. Aunt Zina drinks gasoline with ozverin. This song is about you, dear Aunt Zina.Aunt Zina doesn't pull rubber...pa pa pa papau doesn't go shopping Aunt Zina...pa pa pa papau doesn't pull rubber More than one epic story was put together About Aunt Zina, as she explodes a mine from her elbow, houses and shop windows fly to shreds, but there are no specks of dust on her, that's the picture.Aunt Zina lives in the quarantine zone, she lights a fireplace with pieces of a piano, sipping a cocktail of bromine and ketamine, imagines how she reached Berlin on a tank in 1945.Aunt Zina keeps a baboon in the garage, and she sleeps on an old bed with only springs. Aunt Zina uses an iron to smooth out wrinkles. Aunt Zina is a real man.Aunt Zina... Aunt Zina...Aunt Zina doesn't go shopping.... Aunt Zina is not pulling her weight. Aunt Zina doesn't know the word no, Aunt Zina is her own authority, and you can see Aunt Zina pulling out an AK-74 and an RPG-7 and telling the bandits to flee her town in terror.Aunt Zina bends the rebar with her fingers, Aunt Zina is respected by the entire Airborne Forces. Aunt Zina has more than one war behind her, she served back in the time of the tsar. There are several photos in which Aunt Zina commands attacks, defends Moscow, interrogates Nazi prisoners and poses with Alexander III. Needles were broken about Aunt Zina in San Francisco, Aunt Zina caught the shot from a double-barrelled shotgun with her teeth.Aunt Zina digested the knife in her stomach.Aunt Zina is snoring in her sleep — there's a tremor on the walls, a war machine, in other words, Aunt Zina is on duty — sleep well country.Aunt Zina... Aunt Zina...Aunt Zina doesn't go shopping.... Aunt Zina... is not pulling her weight. Aunt Zina doesn't go shopping....Aunt Zina is not dragging her feet...Aunt Zina was found in a basket...Aunt Zina is not dragging her feet! Dima recalls several phrases addressed to Sasha when they were drinking together from 2011 to 2013: "You're crying, and I'm drunk, you're stupid, and I'm a fool," and "Girl, you're a fool, and I'm a fool. You're crying, and I'm drunk." Petr Gumennik and Maya Khromykh are riding a motorcycle, followed by Georgy Kunitsa and Alyona Kostornaya, also on a motorcycle. Alyona is filming this on video and adding cool music, which she sends to her friends. The girls' reactions to the video were different. Sasha Trusova said, "They should have been training instead of doing this." Alina Zagitova said, "Why didn't they include me?" Adeliya Petrosyan asked, "Is it safe?" Dasha Usacheva said, "Why is everything interesting without me?" Kamila Valieva laughed and said, "I wonder who came up with this idea, Maya or Alyona?" Sonya Akatyeva said, "Probably them, or maybe Petya and Gosha." Anya Shcherbakova said, "Yeah, this quartet can't go a day without getting into trouble, and then they call my lovely Kami a child, even though they're the ones who are worse." Sergey Dolgov and Konstantin Ramazanov are driving back from fishing somewhere in Russia. Sergey is driving, and they're having a good conversation. Sergey says, "Konstantin, do you want to get a new car?" Kostya replies, "I don't want a new Camry, I want a 40th-generation one," and then, ironically, the driver of a Toyota Camry (XV40) in the adjacent lane loses control and almost crashes into them. Sergey barely manages to brake and shouts, "Whoa, whoa, whoa," while Konstantin calmly says, "I've seen one like that." Kostya then notices that the driver who almost crashed into them is still alive and says, "Well, let's go ask him about the price of his car." And here again, Sergei Dolgov and Konstantin Ramazanov are driving somewhere in Russia from fishing, Sergei is driving and they are chatting merrily and Sergei needs to go to the toilet, they run to the curb and there the traffic cops are standing, Sergei says "I put up with Kostyan all the way" Kostya replies "well, you found where to stop" The traffic cops looked at them and continued on Sergei says, "Yes, I'm quick," and Sergei starts revving up in front of Konstantin, yelling, "Sergei, brake, press the brake, I say press," the sound of the man's impact lightly hit the traffic police car with his traffic cops in surprise, Sergei yells, "FUCK, I got the pedals mixed up, FUCK," Kostya laughs and says, "Well, you're a good guy, Sergei." Sergey asked, "Well, who should I call now that the traffic police are here?" Kostya replied, "I don't know, maybe the ambulance or the fire department." Dima Cherner also likes one song about success, "We're Opening a Business" by SHOOVAL from the album Cricket Deluxe in the hip-hop/rap genre. Dima Yura and Sasha Romanov imagined themselves as the song's author, opening a business, earning money, and doing everything themselves while their girlfriends Sasha, Masha, and Anya worked part-time. They would open their own business, which is bold, but Romanov, Cherner, and Tatishchev planned to earn so much money that it would make them sick. Dima decided, like the author of the song, that he would buy himself a car and go far, far away, buy his parents a huge house and some other things, and his wife Sasha a fur coat, and another house for his children. Dima would buy a lot of money and divide it into 100 parts, then open a bank to store the bills, and buy so much that he would find himself in a surreal situation. Dima, Sasha, and Yura would open their own business and make a profit, because the success of ordinary people never left them. The idea of a top-notch business would be a surefire winner.Romanov, Cherner, and Tatishchev are opening a business, and they're going to make money, buy clothes, and get sneakers. The three guys are opening a business, and they're going to make some money and do everything themselves, while their girlfriends, Sasha, Masha, and Anya, are working part-time. Sasha works as a bartender and waitress in a cafe, Anya works as an office manager, mail carrier, housekeeper, and party animator, and Masha works as a secretary in an office with a lot of paperwork. Sometimes, Cherner would live in the dorm for several years, and then his room and the rooms of his two other neighbors on the right and left would become one shared room for twelve people. This was the case at Beacon Academy, where Dima lived in a room with his team, which included Adam Taurus, Megumi Saiko, and Ayano Saiko. He was the team leader, and they shared a room with Coco Adel's team on the left and Vulcan Overlord's team on the right. They didn't have enough space for their belongings or themselves, so they decided to make a strategic move and combine three rooms into one.As Coco Adele said, "Oh, my beloved country! A land of mysteries and wonders. Where else can you find such happiness, where else can you see such progress." Dmitry Cherner explains: "We will live under one huge roof, which will make it more spacious and brighter. We don't need a separate house, but it's more fun to live together." Everyone nodded. Dima laid out the plan of the future apartment and said, "We will convert one bathroom into a kitchen in the room of our DAMA team and expand the bathroom in the room of our OBAMA team. Tell me, Vulcan, do you mind?" The leader of the OBAMA team, Vulcan Overlord, said, "Let's do it your way." After the girls were sent to get decorations and kitchen supplies, the guys started building. Yatsuhashi Daichi from the CFVY team said, "This is a communal apartment." Adam Taurus from the DAMA team replied, "No, this is a communal country." Three teams started living in a communal apartment in the morning, banging dishes, and the gang was gathering. Vulkan cooks a Nocturne barbecue, Adam Taurus breaks two eggs and roasts them with pasta, Dima Cherner makes a doshirak for herself with a fork, Violet Scarlatina cooks porridge, Ayano Saiko sleeps sweetly, and her sister Megami cooks bento for her and herself for the day, Yatsuhashi Daichi puts rice and vegetables in a convenient container, several dumplings, two boiled eggs and tangerines, and Coco Adele, the main fashionista of the academy, makes tea, as usual, throwing a towel over her head, got out of the bath and, while her hair was drying, cuts sandwiches and makes coffee, then Ayano, who was asleep, comes running and quickly washes up and starts preparing breakfast for herself. Then, after packing their backpacks, the three teams rush off to class, and their student days begin.In the evening, this friendly student family performs a concert. Dima Cherner plays the electric guitar, Ayano Saiko beats the rhythm on the table to a cute melody, Fox Alistair plays the accordion, and Megami Saiko conducts with a ruler. Vulcan Overlord sings a song about the blacksmiths from the planet Nocturne and another sad song in the style of high Gothic. Adam Taurus also sings about his love for a girl named Blake Beladonna, while Yatsuhashi Daichi performs "Tundra, Tundra, Far Away" in a fun way, while Coco Adele and Vilvet Scarletina dance with handkerchiefs in beautiful shirts and skirts. Afterward, the girls say, "Hey, we're ready for the student festival," and Dima Czerner responds, "Coco, I think I know what to call our performance: The students haven't prepared anything, so we'll have to improvise." That's how Dima lived in the same room with his team and eight other people. Another of Dima's favorite songs is "Neighbor Bitch" by the singer Semyon Slepakov. It's about how unpleasant it is to have neighbors, especially super-villains. In the song, Dima tells Sasha, who is always attentive to his words: "Listen, Sasha, here's the deal: you came home tired after working at the cafe and the music studio. You were exhausted, and the clients were idiots, and then you sang at the studio. And tired went home, cooked and ate instant noodles and went to bed with a satisfied look. But the neighbors above have other plans and all night there are shouts, stomping, jumping or moans that are heard throughout the floor, and so until the morning. And here you are, my dear, not having slept and even more tired, looking at your phone and happy that today is Saturday, and you think that finally sleep and peace, and, as by the law of meanness, the neighbor's daughter begins to play the piano so well that our pianist would shoot himself from such a good game. " Sasha thought about it and replied to Dima: "Yes, Dima, you're right, and there are also idiots who set off fireworks at night under our windows, and I'm shaking with panic attacks and fear of not waking up in the morning." A song about a sore toe — a silly neighbor. I'll sing you a song about my neighbor, who is generally a good person. In fact, he's a great and decent person. He greets me with a friendly smile and shakes my hand in the elevator, pressing the button first and asking about the health of my loved ones. He's a hardworking and skilled craftsman who repairs his own apartment. He's always drilling or sawing, never taking a break. He's also a great family man who loves his wife eight times a night, and when the screaming stops in the morning, his little daughter sits down at the piano. The neighbor is a fool! There's nothing funny about this song.Tell me, kind man, tell me, dear and pleasant man. What can you drill with a drill in your apartment every day for twelve hours for eight years? And how can your wife, Zinaida Pavlovna, who is so fat that she can only fit in the elevator by herself. Can provide you with this regular, this evening power necessary for lovemaking? And how can your daughter, a gentle creature who has lived in the world for eight years, make the residents of a high-rise building want to put a piano in her ass? I'm sorry, but I'm an intellectual, and this song has no end! There's no way out of this life! You're a jerk, neighbor! There are also bad moments, and here are two of them. There were a few creepy moments. When Sasha suffered from amnesia and was Masha in her subconscious, she often heard a woman's voice that sounded similar to hers but different. Later, Sasha realized that this was her dark side, the Dark Sasha, and her antics could be described by the lyrics of Erika Lundmoen's song "Black Cloud." Masha woke up in a nightmare, realizing that she was dreaming and had a lucid dream. Everything was dark, and she had difficulty breathing due to the black cloud of smog and burning. And Masha heard this voice again, and her dark side of her personality said, "If you want them not to wake up, it will be our secret. Hush your voice, fragile, under the last of your dawns." It was about the girls at the university, who had teased and bullied Masha, and in her subconscious, the dark Masha suggested that they be killed. Masha's dark side of her personality once again walks around the crying girl and says, "Leave it alone, you've found the wrong one." It's not that the secret is painful, but the clouds that envelop it and the evil that feeds it. Masha realizes that her shadow is slowly leaving her.This darkness inside Masha says, "Understand who is hurting your heart and destroying it, and destroying it." Masha is scared and crying, and the darkness says, "Answer, this pain won't stop, it's breaking you inside." Masha's eyes turn bright blue, and she slowly walks away. Time passes through your fingers like water, and the cities fall silent. The darkness within the girl says, "Hold your breath in the clouds, for I do not kill out of malice." Suddenly, Masha's eyes turn brown, but they are darker than before. She gasps when she sees her hands covered in blood, and nearby lies the body of one of the bullies. Once again, the darkness whispered in Masha's subconscious, enveloping her mind. "It was you who did it, you who killed her." Masha cried and lowered her head, her eyes widening and changing color. A manic smile appeared on her face. Masha raised her head, her eyes now dark blue, and the traces of tears turned into black, bloody lines. The darkness had taken over her and her mind.And here Masha is again, with her brown eyes, half broken, talking to herself, or maybe to the Shadow's silhouette, as he always kept her safe and led her out of this inner darkness. Masha confessed to him, "I haven't been honest with you, the darkness beckons me so much," and suddenly Masha clutched her head and cried in pain, so again the darkness and evil inside Masha's testament to herself is "Hold your breath in the clouds Because I'm not killing out of spite," the darkness inside Masha says again, "If you want them not to wake up, it will be our secret is. To hide your fragile voice under your last dawn." This is how Sasha lived in 2013 she was constantly in trouble amnesia inner darkness old bad habits. Because of the darkness inside herself, Sasha started using harmful substances again trying to escape from herself and reality, but in the end it only got worse. colder, scarier, and more painful. Sasha realized that the drugs were only making her worse, not saving her, but it was too late to fight it. She hated herself for it and hoped that someone would save her. Later, when Dima brought Sasha to Tahopolis, the scientists and doctors carefully examined her body to find the best treatment for Sasha. First, they cleaned her stomach of any remaining drugs or harmful substances. Then, they examined her mental health, and it was discovered that Sasha's mental state was severely damaged, broken, and emotionally exhausted. Her heart was shattered into hundreds of pieces. But also in Sasha's subconscious, they found something dark and very evil. It was a fragment of a shadowy mind known as the Shadow Beast, which immediately took control of Sasha and wanted to use her to break out of the hospital and kill a lot of people. However, Dmitry Cherner had a different plan. Dima stood in Sasha's way and used the spell "Anger of the Heavens" and "Elimination of the Evil." Sasha's body shook, and she fell unconscious. Dima carefully picked her up and carried her away. After checking her, they discovered that the Shadow Beast inside Sasha had been destroyed.After that, Dima went home and entered the armory, where he found a futuristic samurai armor known as "The Stranger." Dima then picked up a katana known as "The World-Cutter" and donned the armor known as "The Burden of Solitude." Finally, he donned a futuristic mask and an amigasa known as "The Eye of Time." Well, then Dima cut through reality and looked at the Shadow Mind, who looked back with his eyeless head. Dima drew his katana and made a lunge, closing the rift in reality. For the next 24 hours, Dima chased the Shadow Mind, seeking revenge for himself and Sasha. As for Sasha, she woke up and didn't understand anything. After that, her treatment and rehabilitation began. But the sediment remained. Then Sasha remembered her childhood and youth habits before 2011, and she felt only disgust for herself. Sasha remembered how she used to steal food for five people as a child, and she was always with food, constantly eating. Sasha cried from these memories, feeling like an eternally hungry fool who only did was eat. Sasha remembered how she was at the cadet school before she became a member of the Intelligence Corps, and she was even more upset by the way she was treated on her first day, when she was yelled at for eating potatoes during a formation, and she realized how embarrassing it was. Sasha couldn't understand what Dima saw in her, and why he stood up for her that day, but then she was reminded of other painful memories, one of which was that everyone in their 104th cadet corps had a nickname or characteristic.Mikasa Ackerman was the best of all the corps graduates, a literal genius in all things related to combat and the arts. Only Dmitri Cherner, Armin Arlert, the genius of strategy, Annie Leonhart, the ice-cold combatant, and Krista Lenz, the cutest in the corps, could match her. Rainer Braun, the eldest brother of the entire corps, Jean Kirstein, also known as "Horse Face" or "Jeanchik," was a remarkable individual. Sasha earned the most fitting nickname, "Potato Girl," due to her love for potatoes. Sasha remembers how she earned this insulting nickname. She received it after an incident on her first day of training, when she ate potatoes in formation, for which she was sent to run for five hours and deprived of her lunch. Dmitry Cherner stood up for her, calling the head of the cadet corps, a retired soldier named Kis Shadis, a talentless, bald, sadistic man with a compulsion to assert himself, and he was sent to train the cadets instead of being assigned to the Intelligence Corps headquarters.Sasha remembers how Shadis got mad and yelled, and Dima looked at him with a smile and a satisfied look, and even flirted with her a little. After Kis, Shadis ordered Dima and Sasha to run around the parade ground until nightfall, and Dima and Sasha ran together, and Dima later lifted her onto his back. Sasha started crying even harder, realizing how much she had hurt Dima. His back was covered in terrible, festering open wounds, and she had been lying half-on, half-off his back while they were running. This made Sasha cry even harder.Sasha decided that she would eat very little, or not at all. As a result, Sasha's body became anorexic, and she didn't want to eat much. She either ate very little or couldn't eat at all. After eating, Sasha barely had time to go to the bathroom before she vomited due to several periods of fasting. Sasha lost her appetite, or rather, she intentionally starved herself. It's all because Sasha is 100% sure that she's fat, and all the problems are caused by her constant desire to eat, but that's not true. She has an accelerated metabolism and can digest food quickly. After becoming a Fire Elemental, she can even digest food in half an hour. Sasha is naturally very thin, and before 2011, she consistently weighed 50 kilograms. However, after 2011, due to her drug and alcohol addiction, her weight decreased to 45 kilograms. In 2013, Sasha's height was 171 cm, but most importantly, she weighed only 40 kg, which was very low for her height and age. However, Sasha still believed that she was overweight.Sasha became even more angry after the concert at Izvestia Hall, and she wrote on her Telegram channel: "By the way, at the concert at Arbat, I almost fell over because of the wires on the floor, and at the concert at Pravda, I almost hit Gleb's guitar. At Izvestia, I almost fell off a speaker." Sasha turned it into a joke, but her fans and friends know that she is primarily dissatisfied with herself because she pays close attention to the concerts she performs at. Sasha prepares very carefully for everything: from hair styling to manicure and makeup, even ironing her clothes several times, she doesn't want to be considered a loser from the dump, she doesn't want to look unstylish and untidy, she wants to look cute, beautiful, and stylish. Sasha also shared a bit about herself with her fans: "Sadness is my usual state, even if I'm cheerful, I'm still sad, but I'm okay with it, I like it." In 2017, Sasha lost consciousness due to anorexia. At that time, she was visited by her parents, her mother, and her aunt Vika, who was Sasha's adoptive mother. Sasha was sitting in her room when she was called to have lunch. As she stood up, she suddenly felt unwell, and Sasha began to stumble and gasp for air to stay on her feet. She forced herself to say, "Mom, give me those pills for my headache, I'm not feeling well..." Sasha's mother heard the sound of a fall and a crash and rushed into the room. Lisa saw her daughter's pale body on the floor and exclaimed, "Sasha, my dear, what's wrong with you?" Vika ran over to Lisa's call, and she was also shocked to see Sasha's body. She exclaimed, "Masha, my dear," but she quickly calmed down and reassured Lisa. Vika called an ambulance and helped Lisa move Sasha to the couch. Vika sat by Sasha's side while Lisa called Dima.Dima was in a good mood and decided to take Sasha to an amusement park or somewhere else for her to relax. Dima bought Sasha her favorite flowers and cakes and happily called to tell her that he would be there soon. However, when he heard Lisa's tearful voice on the phone and learned that Sasha was not feeling well, he was shocked and almost dropped the beautiful gift bag containing Sasha's favorite cakes and a bouquet of roses. Dima immediately became serious and jumped into his Ferrari 488, and at full speed he rushed through Moscow to the street where Sasha's high-rise building stood. Dima shouted to Ogneteros to strengthen the car, and Dima flew into the oncoming lane, shouting to the demon, "If we're going fast, we're going on the wrong side of the road. Step on the gas, brother, and let's go all the way." Dima didn't care about anything else, as long as he could reach his wife, poor Sasha, who was in desperate need of help. Dima loved Sasha and was willing to do anything for her. Dima managed to get Sasha to the hospital, where she was diagnosed with anorexia.Dima took the doctor's recommendations for Sasha's diet very seriously. Dima entered the room, and Sasha woke up. She was connected to an IV, and she looked at Dima with a sad expression. Dima smiled gently and stroked Sasha's head. He asked, "Come on, Sasha, tell me why you haven't eaten." Sasha, almost crying and blinking her eyes, explained that she was afraid and worried. Dima listened to her and embraced her, helping her to calm down. When Sasha started to recover, Dima was with her and helped her get back on her feet. When Sasha returned home from the hospital, Dima took care of her. Dima helped Sasha with everything, and sometimes she would cry from happiness because Dima had been busy with work before. Dima decided to quit all his part-time jobs, which he had more than a hundred, and focus on the ones he really needed, such as working as a taxi driver, a firefighter, and so on. Dima spent the rest of his time with Sasha, making her happy every day.So Sasha went on the mend and one time she shocked Dima, it was at another alcohol party, food alcohol and cultural maturing of some of the suckers Dima was sitting with friends drinking there wasn't much food left, and then Sasha shocked everyone. For the first time she told Dima and everyone: "Dima guys, what else do we have food for? Dima and the whole company looked at her in surprise. Lera Yukki ran to Sasha and wanted to take her temperature. Marie Gorash choked on her wine and said, "Sasha, honey, you're scaring us." Dima asked, "Sasha, why do you suddenly want to eat?" Sasha replied that she just wanted to eat a little. Dima saw how the girl was looking at the food and was happy.Dima said, "If you want, it means it's time to have a snack, Sasha, my dear beauty, especially for you, I have boiled eggs, bread of all kinds, canned food and, of course, grilled chicken, buttermilk and chanterelles, a kilogram of strawberries, sausages, sausages and mineral water, a bottle of tea, cheesecakes, cake, waffles, chips and popcorn, marmalade and, of course, fruits and sweets, choose what you want, Sasha, honey, don't be shy, you're hungry, I see." Sasha reached for food and very hesitantly took an apple, tangerines, grapes and a few more fruits and began to eat very modestly. Dima and his friends were watching her, and Dima noticed that she was looking at the food. It was very obvious that Sasha was very hungry, and Dima said to her, "Take whatever you want." Dima smiled when Sasha started eating more than usual, including cookies and other sweets. Dima and his friends were even more excited, and they embraced Sasha when she finally ate a proper meal for the first time since 2017.Dima hugged the girl and said, "Sasha, my dear, you're mine, and you've finally started to regain your appetite." Sasha was able to eat normally, and she started eating an average amount of food, not as much as she did before 2011 and her amnesia, but also not as little as she did after her amnesia and until 2017. In 2019, Sasha decided to get on the scale, and she discovered that she weighed 48 kilograms. Sasha and Dima were delighted with this news. One interesting fact: Sasha once asked Dima about something she didn't understand a year after the Battle of Shiganshina. A moment from my memories. On November 5, 2015, Sasha looked at Dima in surprise and she asked: "What do you mean, you've split your identity?" Dima replied: "My personality and mind are like shards of glass, broken, like my soul, into billions of fragments. I did it to be everywhere at once even in another universe but it weakened my mental health and added scars " Dima showed Sasha his left hand by taking off the glove of the armor and the bracer that hid the scar a line in the form of a snake wrapped around the hand in rings and literally tearing the hand from the wrist to the elbow the girl gently touched the scar Dima hid a grimace of pain Sasha immediately pulled her hand away and started to apologize she didn't want to hurt him and then Sasha realized this scar turned Dima's left hand into a piece of flesh on the bone there were no muscles they were all destroyed.Sasha also asked Dima about what seemed strange to her: "Dima, why is there such a strong radiation background and radioactive background from this scar", Dima replied to her: "Let's put it this way: where I got it, the earth and Humanity are practically destroyed by a nuclear war, this is another universe, where in 2013 everything burned down by a nuclear What was I doing at that moment, and why do I have this scar? It's simple: I shot down nuclear missiles with my own body, and I also used my body as a brake to land a lost plane that was crashing into residential buildings. ." Sasha looked at Dima with sadness and hugged him, after they went to bed, Sasha took Dima's left hand and began to heal with magic, it turned out to be 50/50, she still lacked experience. Sasha remembered that when she had amnesia and was Masha at the time, she often had another dream besides the darkness and pain. Sasha remembered telling her adoptive mother, Vika, that she had had this dream: "Mom, you know, it's strange. A man's voice is calling me again, ringing in my ears, but I'm moving forward. And, Mom, time seems to be going backward, but I'm not running late." I don't know what it means, but maybe my memory is coming back." Later, Sasha learns that it was Dima calling her from her subconscious, urging her to overcome her amnesia and return to her true self. There is one moment when Dima comes from a beautiful place, this is the forest, he goes to the parking lot where his car, a Porsche 911 Turbo S, is parked. Dima gets into the passenger seat and his second personality, Gleb Cherenkov, is already sitting at the wheel. Two identical people, two personalities of the same person, look at each other with sadness. Gleb Cherenkov says, "Well, brother, it's time." I'm just your personality to say goodbye, and living with a split personality is difficult and painful." Dima sadly looked at the floor of the car and replied, "Yes, you're right, it's time to say goodbye, start up brother." to a sad tune, they drove until they saw a girl, it was Sasha Blaus, she waved her hand, two of them drove up. Dima got out and helped Sasha get into the back the girl smiled sadly at Gleb and asked "Where are we going?" Dima and Gleb answered her "To a happy life" then thunder rumbles Gleb said "it seems autumn rain is fortunately" later they reached the studio of the label "Izba" but Gleb was no longer there. Marie Gorash asked "Where is your friend?" Dima replied "he died, but he remained in our hearts.".