Realities of Cherner.

The five-star hotel "Sky in a Cage, Clothes in a Net, Potty under the Bed" was founded and built by Altron Stark Kaga Kusha and Nikolai Sibiryakov in a very beautiful place: mountains on the left, mountains on the right, steppe in the back, safe forest, river and high mountain where the Viking shepherd is grazing the sheep, the local Armenians are also playing their folk jazz. In general, the place is beautiful and picturesque in good condition and access. Initially, no hotel was being built, but they wanted to build one. However, they later changed their plans and had to build a prison instead. It all started when Ultron came across a YouTube video called "Escape from the Most Secure Prison (Animation)" on the Dr. Nasty channel. Ultron Kaga Kush and Nikolai Sibiryakov, who initially planned to build hotels, were inspired by the idea of creating a similar prison, drawing inspiration from several aspects of the video. Kaga Kusha takes a report from the Biological Research Department and says, "The mole guard is a specially trained mole to combat prison tunnelers and diggers." I told this to the head of Biological Research, Professor Igor Petrov, who is located on the floor below, and our zoologists have already trained 200 individuals." Ultrona says, "Missile launchers to prevent helicopter escapes, minefields, and barbed wire."It all started with a hotel, but things didn't go according to plan. The hotel was already built, and when the PROGRESS research institute received a video call, they had to change their plan. Ultron was shown a video of the former prison building on his phone. Ultron said, "Nastya, Drone 4, Drone 23, and another Nastya, what did I ask you to buy?" Nastya Kovshova replied sadly, "A hotel." Ultron said, "Well, what did you buy? According to the documents, this is a former prison building that houses 200 former prisoners. You four messed up, and now I have to open a private prison."Ultron turned on his body's ventilation system and, after releasing some steam, said, "Well, we'll clean up this prison, paint it, and sell it to the government as a detention facility. It's not my idea, but it's a common practice in the United States." Altron took another look at the prison and noticed a sign on the guard tower that read, "We've been sold," as well as a white paint message on the wall left by a prisoner that read, "You've taken our home!" After that, the prison was transformed into a fortress for detainees. And so when Ultron was using the holograms to watch what was happening in the prison, he was amazed by the crowd in the cafeteria, who were eating as if nothing had happened, and he said, "Well, look at them, I put you here to eat, didn't I?" So, I need to check the prison's escape protection systems, as well as a resurrection system that works 100%, but it needs to be tested," said one of the lab technicians, who was furious and threw a spoon into the porridge. Altron said, "So don't worry, let's do this: whoever escapes from here will spend a couple of weeks in a special VIP cell with all the amenities, and it will be considered a vacation." The lab technicians, who were prisoners, smiled and began to plan their escape.Well, after all, no one has ever managed to escape from prison. They cut the barbed wire and blew up mines, but as time went on, the first week was almost over, zero escaped, and out of a thousand laboratory technicians, four hundred had already flown to the hospital. And so the lab technicians were sitting sad on the street. Ultron turned on the hologram again and asked, "Are you tired of running out of ideas on how to escape? "You gave up quickly." and then there was the sound of a helicopter, and the lab technicians quickly ran to the helicopter's stairs and began their escape. Ultron appreciated this and said, "It's clever but predictable." A minute later, the helicopter was shot down, and Ultron said, "How and when did you manage to steal a helicopter from the Japanese?" At that moment, the Tokyo Ghoul Control Agency was trying to figure out where their helicopter had gone. The SCP Foundation came to their aid in the investigation, and then the missing MBB/Kawasaki BK-117 helicopter appeared on its own when everyone had dispersed.A strange thing happened: the helicopter began to transform into a robot. This robot was a Cybertronian from the Decepticon faction named Helstraun, and he transmitted a message via communication: "Agent Helstraun is transmitting a message to Colonel Soundwave, the chief communications officer. The mission has been successfully completed, and the helicopter is now ready to perform its duties." In response, Soundwave's voice was heard: "I understand you. Good luck with your mission." Then Ultron decided to use the hologram to check the situation at the prison again, and he saw the prisoners digging a mine. What surprised Ultron was not the idea of the prisoners digging, but the fact that they had pickaxes and shovels. Ultron told Skynet, "Alex, tell your Terminators to check the prisoners' equipment more thoroughly." Then Ultron wanted to see what was happening again, and he dropped his jaw to the floor at what he saw, namely two laboratory assistants trying to bribe Kovshova and Sibiryakova. He was surprised by a very large bag of gold bars and a briefcase filled to the brim with dollars and rubles. Ultron mentally made a note in his processor: "Find out where the laboratory assistants got such money and check for any secret cryptocurrency transactions." The laboratory assistants handed the money to Nastya Sibiryakova, who carefully counted the money. Well, Ultron didn't like it, and he decided to remind everyone of his presence by saying, "I can see everything." Then, one of the lab assistants handed Nastya Kovshova a bouquet of flowers, and she let out a delighted squeal. Ultron laughed and said, "Hey, lab assistants, why are you trying to bribe my assistants? And you, Nastya Kovshova, why are you squealing like you're not getting anything? Doesn't Alina give you enough flowers?" Nastya mumbled something, but she accepted the bouquet from the lab assistants.Ultron heard Kaga Kusha say that the package had been delivered. When Ultron saw the package in the prison corridor, he nodded to Kaga and said, "Finally, the package has arrived. Kaga Kusha and Nikolai Alexandrovich have purchased something from the Chinese and two Japanese from the Magic World. In short, you can go, assistants. Now, we will have incorruptible and cold-blooded machines here. Meet the robot guards." The box with the robots opened, releasing a strange pink-colored smoke, and the robots emerged to the sound of brothel music. The staff at the research institute, which was in the same room as Ultron, began to laugh uncontrollably, and one of the lab technicians, a Terminator T-1000, whistled when he saw the robot stripper. Skye immediately sent him flying outside. Ultron's optics began to twitch, and he wanted to curse, but he restrained himself and said in a shocked voice, "In leather pants." Ultron turned to Sibiryakov and Kusha and said, "What the hell is this? Nikolai Kaga, I'm afraid to ask where you two bought them. Was it on sale at a Japanese brothel?" One of the robots struck the floor with a whip, while another robot girl danced. Nikolai Sibiryakov said, "I had a different idea about them, and you said it would be fine, Kaga." Kaga Kusha replied, "Yes, I had a different idea about them too. Oh, these miracle products from China and Japan: you order one thing and get another." Ultron continued to watch the camera in the prison, and he could see two robot guards pushing a lab assistant into a cell, with screams, moans, and whips coming from the cell. Ultron spoke: "Those sounds definitely don't belong to the robot guards." Later in the evening, Nikolai Sibiryakov was lying on the boxes from these robots, and Ultron was looking for instructions from them. Sibiryakov decided to call the sellers of miracle robots. When he got through, he said: "Hey, listen, Chinese brothers, what kind of robots did you give me?" negotiations in Chinese and broken Russian were heard, and Kolya shouted in response.: "Who are these Harassmentor Robots! Well, I understood it from their behavior that they were not Supervisors, but Harassers." This news made Ultron feel sick, and Kaga laughed, and I, Nikolai, sat down and continued the conversation: "I asked you for robots, Overseers, and you sent me something. I spoke to you in two languages, Russian and English, and you told me, and I quote you three, 'It's clear, and we'll bring you everything in the best quality, Brother Nikolai.'" Kolya then listened to the Chinese voice and said, "Oh, they don't know Russian well. By the way, because of you Chinese, we had to open a hotel instead of a prison." Ultron wanted to pick up the phone, and he said, "By the way, we would love to invite you to our five-star hotel, where you can enjoy a cage-like sky, a mesh-like outfit, a pot under the bed, and most importantly, an unforgettable night of love with your robotic guards." This hotel has been open for a long time and is making a good profit. The hotel itself is a six-story building with a large area and 680 rooms. The hotel has a bar, a swimming pool, a sauna, a jacuzzi, a bar, a pub, and a restaurant. If you want to have some fun without children, there are attractions and an aqua park for children. However, few girls, especially tourists, know about the "love night." The hotel is great, and girls often use it to tease their boyfriends by spending their money. They book all-inclusive packages without knowing about the "love night," and the guys end up enjoying themselves.