Do you remember those times,
When Creepypasta was alive?
About Jeff — hundreds of girls' dreams,
And every second one has her own OC.
A newbie, who hasn't yet learned the canon,
Shipped OCs with Jeff, Jack and Ben.
There's only one downside — there are a lot of Mary Sue around,
But everyone only threw mud at Nina The Killer.
Do you remember the memes about Ben's jar?
And about Offenderman's rose?
About a demon named KageKao,
Who loved to drink cocoa.
And do you remember the fanfics about Stasy The Killer,
Who wants to get drunk on blood?
And about little Sally with the last name Older,
Whose creator created a huge wonder.
And everyone liked the idea of the Sally’s author:
The Creepypasta House was on a wave of
Popularity. And the head canon has grown
That fandom that was terrifying.
Do you remember the meme saying Tim is a drug addict?
And Ticci Toby is a waffle lover.
Eyeless Jack was nicknamed the Kidney-Eater.
A Smile Dog was imposed on Jeff as a pet.
How we confused Jane The Killer and Jane Everlasting.
And it didn't matter, cause our childhood was so fantastic.
There was a meme: «Off (Offenderman) is mosquito repellent!»
People also argued: is Liu alive or dead?
Admit it, were there any of you,
Who hung Slender's notes on the wall?
The author of Stasy The Killer sinned by this.
And not somewhere, but right at school, she amused everyone!
And do you remember how, as soon as we came to the fandom
We were believe in the existence of creepy?
We called for them — we hoped that our idol would come to us
And he will take us into his own world…
…To a world where in the forest there is a Creepypasta House,
Where Jeff The Killer is the Beautiful King,
And Slenderman is the master of the house.
For us, there was so new all things.
But then suddenly everything changed:
The fight for the canon... and an emergency happened:
Because of a couple of crazy teenagers
A bunch of publics were simply banned.
And all the memes, fanfics, arts disappeared,
And the remaining groups died out. So strange.
Suddenly, the fight with Mary Sue began,
It was at that moment that the Creepypasta was destroyed.
People forgot how much fun they had.
And they went crazy with this canon… Mad!
There is nothing else in the groups except arts:
No memes, no comics. Oh, my God...
«What if there are no comics about Slenderman,
Because he killed everyone who made them?» —
In 2016, I laughed at the meme, not knowing,
That there is some evil truth in this joke.
I don't know about you, my dear reader,
But personally, I'm tired of fighting for the canon.
And why fight for it at all?
Let everyone draw (write) what they love most.
Nostalgia: I remember 2015 —
I was hoping Jeff The Killer would come to me.
With tears in my eyes, I will tell him only one thought:
My Idol… Thank you for giving me a childhood!