Why is the rum always gone?

The Captain Jack Sparrow is drunk. A little drunk. Maybe more, than a little, anyway as he always is. The alcohol makes the mind foggy, he returns in his cabin to his new first mate, Will Turner. Staggering a little, he almost fell two times, but finally he managed to open the door, and he entered the cabin to sit down on Will's bed. — «What are you doing, Jack?» — Asked Will, sighing, moving aside to give him space. The captain came to put his arms around his shoulders and approached to whisper to him: «you are my favorite pirate». Will shaked his head with a little bit of anger. — «You are drunk again.» — «Always. But there is no rum anymore. It has gone.» — «I wonder why», — Will responded sarcastically, making the captain laugh. — «You make me laugh. I love you.» — «I know.» — «I really love you.» — «Ah yeah? Asked the first mate just to see how far his captain will go with this nonsense.» — «Yes, William, I even think you are my weakness.» Will put his arms on the pirate's cheeks. — «Jack, my love, we’ve been married for six months already, I know I’m your weakness. I would even say it’s reassuring.» The captain’s eyes started to shine. — «That’s true! You are my husband! I’m so lucky!» Will kissed the man's lips. — «I’m lucky too. I love you, dear.» Jack kissed him passionately again, then put his head on Will’s knees, immediately falling asleep. Will got used to it. So, after a sigh, he shifted Jack from his knees and laid him down under the blanket. After a kiss on her forehead, he returned to his desk to continue reading.