The Rise of the Tatar

Hello everyone, my name is Sadness, an ordinary guy who lives a very ordinary life, but no one knows something about me, I am a Tatar... So, even though I went the wrong way, I guess season 5 of Lady bug was superfluous, but I finally waited for the moment when these semi-finished products became together. So, what am I talking about? Oh, yes, I'll describe myself first. So that readers can reproduce my appearance. A blond boy with green eyes, 180 cm tall, would have been two meters, but centimeters did not go up. The physique is quite toned, but what else. I got so motivated that I haven't been out of the gym for 3 months. And for self-development, I started studying kickboxing. And in my free time I play computer games, I hope I can become an esports player. Well, that's probably all, that's the end of the fairy tale, and who listened to cucumber... Oh yes, it is necessary to describe to everyone how I died a virgin. I go home after training, on the way I decided to stop by the store, and I go home satisfied with the packages. However, fate decided to do otherwise. I noticed a forty-year-old bearded man with glasses talking to a little girl who was sitting on a bench, not touching anyone. A girl can be given about five years old. I didn't like it and I decided to get closer, and when I heard the phrase from the man, I realized who he was. To be sure, I went up to them and asked the little girl if she knew this uncle, to which I received a negative answer. It smelled like a pedophile. I threw the bags on the ground and stood between the man and the uncomprehending girl. - Man, go where you were going, - Without any aggression, I tried to escort this fucker away. The reaction was expected, the guy started bullying me. I tried in every possible way to solve the issue with words, but soon it fucked me up, and this guy got the bream of my heel. The pedophile fell, but quickly got up and stuck a knife in my liver. A knife in the liver is not eternal. The girl screamed and started crying from what she saw, attracting everyone's attention. And I'm falling face down. I feel like I'm cold, then hot, it's hard to decide, and what's the difference. This bastard stabbed me and fucked me, well fuck him, the main thing is that I was able to save this girl, at least I did something useful in this world. I wonder if someone filmed me, and if I become popular, they will give me the Order of Courage posthumously? If so, fuck off. They'll make edits about me in tiktok, and write how fucking great I am...

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- Oh, fuck, it's such a strange dream, like I was stabbed with a knife... I looked around and saw that I was lying on a concrete floor with a pentagram on it, around a candle, and people in raincoats were standing in front. - What kind of dodiki? - The best thing that came to my mind. To my right, I heard moaning, and looking there, I saw four teenagers, it was strange that they all have guns, but I don't have a fucking thing. "O sacred heroes, I welcome you to the kingdom of Melromark," some fucker in a raincoat began to speak, but I interrupted him. - So asshole, are you fucking keeping us in the basement? Are you going to rape us? The summoned four shuddered at my words. - No, no, no, we called you great ones here, so that you sacred ones would save us from the attacks of the waves. - I didn't fucking understand, but it's very interesting, show me where the senior is here? - Wait, aren't you wondering why we were called here? "What is it?" a short blond man asked me. - Oh, I don't give a fuck, I'm already dead in my world, and here I'm going to have a good time, - I said with amusement in my voice, leaving the basement for children. The four of them looked at each other and followed. I noticed one thing, they're all Chinese, or Japanese, or maybe even Koreans, you can't fucking understand them, they all look the same. And I noticed their foresight, they got into the world of magic, where every animeshnik dreams of getting to. Hmm, well, judging by the medieval robes, I definitely didn't get attacked by the Titans. Not well, of course I would like to suck up all the titans, but it hurts, after all the work in season 5, I don't want adventures on my ass. Finally we reached the main hall. The king was sitting on the throne, honestly, some kind of muddy guy, all covered in jewelry. If he were in this outfit in Russia, he'd be out of his pants right now. "Greetings, O four sacred heroes! - The king began to speak, but I interrupted him. - Uh, burdock, there are five of us here, you've become a king, but you haven't learned to count, you're a sucker by nature... Everyone was greatly amused by my address to the king. Before I could blink, the guards surrounded me. But surprisingly, the king ordered them to move away and not touch me. - Ahem, greetings, five great heroes, my name is Altkray Melromark 32. After the performance, the four tried not to laugh, but I rolled on the floor and laughed heartily. - Ahaha, what a Zumerian name, ahahah. A vein in the king's forehead was visible. I stopped my clowning and decided to listen to this buzzer to the end. - And so, sacred heroes, please tell us your names. The first to come out was a blond teenager, - My name is Kitamura Motoyasu, this year I will be 21, a university student. - "Fuck? they told you to give only your name, you said you were a student, they don't even know what that word is." Next in line was a dark-haired boy with a sword on his back, "My name is Amaki Ren. Age 16, high school student. - "And this one is in the same place, yes, I feel I will soon punish them for stupidity" - Thoughts were spinning in my head. - It's my turn now. Call me Kawasumi Itsuki, 17 years old, also a high school student. "What can I say about him? and fuck knows, probably another dodik ..." Then the turn came to a black-haired guy with a shield in his hands. But it was strange that the under-king ignored him. Naturally, I did not leave it so easily: "Hey donkey, you forgot about him," I said, pointing at the boy without a shadow of fear. - Oh right, please introduce yourself, O great hero of the shield. In his words, I felt disgust for this person. But what could this man do if he was called here 30 minutes ago? - My name is Iwatani Naofumi. Age - 20, university student. What is my opinion about him? A sucker is a sucker, he can't stand up for himself, it will be more difficult for him in the future. Although, here I am one sucker, as I understood, there should have been 4 heroes initially, but there are 5 of us here, therefore I am superfluous here. And I'm a sucker because they didn't give me a fucking thing. They even gave a horse's ass a spear, and I got a dick. Yeah, thanks for the fucking great rebirth. Well, God be with him, I'll take everyone out with my spirit. It was my turn to introduce myself. - Behold the cockerels, for my name will carry justice and chak-chak. I have a lot of names. The great chak-chak, the impeccable ochpochmak and the unshakeable Tatar. I am not afraid of death, for Allah is with me. My name is great Sadness, 19 years old, and then you have to fuck who I am. Everyone seemed to fall out of their seats. The four of them looked at me like I was a fool, and everyone was amazed at my stupidity, or I was fucking brave, since I let the king in all respects. - Okay, you've tired me out, let's say, why did you call these four loshki and me into this fucking great world? The king was already on the verge, but still replied, "Five sacred Heroes, we have called you to help us destroy the wave of disasters. Here the horse's ass intervened in the conversation, - That is, according to your words, it can be understood that you called us here so that we could save your lives, and at the same time get nothing? - What are you, the great hero of the spear, for each wave you will be given monetary rewards, - the king replied, having interested the interest of the blond guy. - Cool, I already like it, - the spearman said with enthusiasm. - I have a question, - Kirito 2.0 began to speak, - And what is the icon in the upper left corner? His question made me wonder. But in fact there was an icon in this place. I started poking at the air, saying I thought it worked that way. And everything was simple, all you had to do was focus on the icon itself. As a result, I tried to click on the icon like a sucker. When I opened it, I was not so happy. FULL NAME: Sadness Madarovich, do not be surprised, I am the adopted son of Uchiha Madara, or maybe not. Gender: Male, well, thank God. Race: Half cancer, half dick. Rank: Fuckin' sucker. Status: Sacred fifth hero. Age: 19 years old motherfucker. Characteristic: Level: 1 Strength: 5 Dexterity: 5 Speed: 9 Intelligence: 10 Willpower: 30 Cunning: 30 Magic: No Protection: 5 - Fuck, smartass 30, is that what it turns out, the system considers me a cunt? Damn, it's a shame, but in fact. I noticed another icon, only it's on the bottom. I focused on it, but a message came out from the system "This function is not available to you, go fuck yourself." - Fuck, they fucking lived, the system itself sends me the fuck, shine, where the fuck did I get to? Better throw me into the attack of the Titans, at least there I will be food for the Titans. Then I noticed that everyone was being led somewhere, well, what can I do, I had to go too. But I was interested in a button that was inaccessible to me. While I was thinking, we reached our apartment. There were 4 beds in the room, a large table in the center and a large sofa next to it. - Oops, someone is sleeping on the couch, I'm not on the crib, - I said, jumping into bed. - Everyone followed my example and took their places. The only short guy left is a sucker, he will sleep on the couch. But they didn't seem to care, because they started fucking up who got here. One was sucked into a book, the other into a computer. The third went to bed, and woke up here, and the fourth was hit by a car altogether. Did the truck-san really try? And then they turned their attention to me. - Sadness, bro, how did you die? Then you said that you were already dead," the horse's prick turned to me. - So, Moto-moto, understand once and for all, you weren't my friend, did you become my brother? You're not my brother, you black-ass nit! Then I heard chuckles from the three of them, and Motoyasu grumbling. "So how did you die?" Naofumi asked, as he was terribly interested. Apparently he liked the way I communicated with the king, that is, fuck it. - Well, I was actually stabbed by a fucking pedophile who wanted to kidnap a little girl. After my words, everyone abruptly fell silent. After all, they are pedophiles everywhere, and it is clear to everyone what kind of people they are. - So you died protecting a little girl? Itsuki asked. I just nodded in response. And then they started changing the subject, and then they argued that it was some kind of game. Everything reached the rulers of their country. I did not stay on the sidelines here. I stood at attention, putting my right hand to my heart, and loudly and proudly pronounced the name of the ruler of my world, Vladimir Vladimirovich, the flag of the Russian Federation appeared behind me and our anthem began to play. I was draining the bright light, blinding everyone with my patriotism. The next conversation was about their weapons, and these fuckers started sucking on Naofumi. Here I decided to intervene, - Fuck you downs... The shield can be useful not only for defense, but also for attack. I know one very good shield user, Captain America. He was fucking with one vibranium shield. And in many games there is a Tank class. It seems to me that Naofumi belongs to this class. And without a tank, the rink will not work. So roll out the motherfucker's lip. Everyone instantly fell silent after my arguments, but the horse's prick doesn't seem to have a mind. "Sadness, why don't you have a gun?" Are you really unarmed? - Hmm, maybe, but I don't give a fuck, I'll bend everyone down without weapons, with my mind and martial arts skills. The whole four looked at me, saying it's not possible, but the last laugh is the one who will fuck the whole system of this world. On that note, we all went to bed. In the morning, we gathered again in the throne room, where this maggot was sitting. I also noticed adventurers. As I understand it, they will support the heroes, but understanding their position, who the fuck will approach me. That's what happened, only here Naofumi was deprived, no one came up to him either. Basically, all the adventurers hang around Motoyasu. Here began indignation on the part of Naofumi, saying why no one approached him, to which the king declared that the Hero of the Shield and the homeless hero are the weakest, especially me. - We realized that you are both the most useless heroes... - No fucking statement, - I said, then the whole four tensed up, as they already realized that I could create problems for anyone, - Listen, you bald dick, do you know what I'll do to you, you fucking ass? Kootenne segem belyat...(I'll fuck you in the ass). You judge by my appearance, they say I'm unarmed, but don't forget, I'll come here and you suck my dick... Just like Melromark from another universe, who sucked Uzun completely, so get your mouth ready. I left the throne room, leaving everyone in complete awe. But the issue with Naofumi was resolved, a red-haired girl joined him. And as soon as I touched the door, I heard about the cash contribution. I turned around and walked back. He grabbed a bag of 500 gold coins from the servant and took off. The king shouted something at my back, in response I showed him a torch, and finally shouted, "To us Tatars, just for free! When I came out of the fucking castle, I finally saw the whole world. People walk everywhere, there are shops everywhere. I was surprised by the colorfulness and liveliness of this world, the most suitable for capturing the world, bugagaga. First of all, I decided to drop into the armory, order armor and pick up a weapon if possible. I went into the blacksmith shop, where I saw a muscular bald man. - Welcome to my armory, - The owner of the armory greeted me, - I see you are one of the summoned heroes... - Yes, but how did you know? - It's simple, your clothes are very different from ours. And by the way, I don't see your sacred weapon, are you really that useless hero? - Man, you're too direct. Yes, I am the fifth hero, however, rumors spread quickly, I don't think everyone in the kingdom already knows. - That's right... - Fuck, I'm popular... Only for the worse, well, fuck it, don't give a shit about them. So what's up with the gear. - And yes, I can make it for you, I need to know what cost to make it, and what kind of weapon do you want to pick up for yourself? Then I thought about it and decided to check something out. I went to the weapon racks and raised the sword, and nothing happened. So I can use all kinds of weapons. - Man, will you make me a pair of daggers? Count on 60 gold pieces. - For 60 gold pieces? Well, of course you give it, okay, you'll have top-quality daggers, but what about armor? - Hmm, count on 100 gold, after all, protection is above all in the initial levels.

To be continued...