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— Hello, you are Mrs. Incredible, I presume? — Yes, it is me. But you can call me Elastigirl! — I am so glad to meet you. I am your biggest fan. I have heard so much about your adventures and exploits, and how you, together with your husband and children, have saved our city more than once. — I understand you want an autograph, young lady? — No, no. I have long dreamed of meeting you and talking, and the rest is not important to me! By the way, my name is Lily Frangyzhep. I am an immigrant from Ukraine. First time in your city. Of course, forgive me for chatting so much and asking too many questions, even personal ones. — It's okay! I do not want to offend you and ignore you. My husband once made a similar mistake with one of his fans, who wanted to become a superhero, but became the supervillain Syndrome. I will not repeat his mistake. — Thank you, Elastigirl. I'm glad you're giving me your extra time. Let's start with the main thing. Is it true that you've been to Syndrome Island and its base? — Yes. I once went there to find my husband, Mr. Incredible, and help him. I suspected from the very beginning that he was in trouble and went looking for him. And the children went with me, which I didn't know. I had to temporarily hide them in a cave, and I myself snuck into the base and looked for my husband. I was discovered by the guards a couple of times, but I dealt with them. — Cool! And did you experience anything else there on the island? — Uh... Well, there are a couple of awkward events, but I really don't want to remember them! I'm a little embarrassed to remember it! — Well, if I could at least briefly mention it? I know it's your personal, I'm just very impatient. — Okay, don't blame yourself! I understand your attraction to me. Well... Basically... These are the moments when I'm stuck. — Oh?... Really? I like themes about getting stuck. — What do you mean? — I know it sounds stupid, but... I just have this interest. I have this fetish. It's called a stack fetish. Don't ask me why, but I just like events and actions when some character or person gets stuck somewhere or in something. I know I seem weird, but for some reason I like this. It's even a little sexy for me personally. If you don't want to tell me about it, then fine. I'll understand! — Okay then. Lily, I don't think you're crazy. Every person suffers from something or is interested in something. In general, I can share these events with you on this topic. Only... — I promise. I won't tell anyone about this. — Okay then. So it was something like this. When I found myself at the Syndrome base and one of the guards almost noticed me, I tried to run away quietly and unnoticed, but suddenly the iron mechanical doors closed and pinched my right leg. It was so painful, but fortunately I was very elastic and flexible. So my hip was flattened under the pressure of the doors. True, my leg was stuck and I couldn't move it from its place and couldn't even pull it out of the doorway. — Wow! Scary and sexy at the same time. — That's not all! I saw a key card on that guard and tried to get it in order to open those doors and thereby free my leg. But before I could reach the card, I was pinned by the next doors and this time my torso was pinned in the pelvic area and I was pulled back. This very other door, by the way, had a glass round window in the center, through which I could clearly see the first doors and my leg, which was stuck in them and which remained on the other side. I was so outraged then. — But what happened next? Did you end up saving yourself? — Not yet. At first, two guards noticed me, but I managed to knock them out with a sharp blow from my outstretched fist. At the same time, one of them managed to close the elevator doors and this time my hand got stuck. — Funny. — But then it got even worse. Someone touched my waist and surrounded me, and another guard noticed my leg, which was sticking out on the other side of the door and poked it with his weapon. I managed to knock him out with that very leg, but then suddenly the doors opened on their own and I knocked out the two remaining guards with my butt. And then I finally got the key card and opened the other doors, freeing myself. — Wow! That was amazing! I had no idea that you were so brave, cunning, tenacious and strong. — Thanks, Lily. You know, you're not a bad friend for a fan. — I know. If you want, I'll be your best friend and you can share anything you want with me personally. — Really? Then let me introduce my real name! Helen Parr. — Nice to meet you, Helen. I can't believe that my friend is my superhero idol. — That's nothing! Is there anything else you want to ask? — Yes. I have a question. If you had gotten your foot stuck in the door back then, and there were no guards with key cards and levers nearby, would you still have found a way to free yourself? — M-m-m... I don't think so. I'd rather just despair and give up. You see. My abilities have limitations. I can stretch up to thirty meters in length. And I can only flatten myself to one millimeter. So if there were no levers or keys nearby that I could not reach, then, unfortunately, I would be doomed to be stuck in the doorway forever. And there was no way I could become flatter to free myself from the doorway. After all, my limits would not allow me to do this. There is no way I can overcome my limits. Unfortunately for me. — Oh! Too bad! But in any case, thank you for sharing all your personal information with me. — Oh, come on! You are welcome! Do you have any other questions? — Yes. Can I become your future partner? I am just very inspired by you and I also want to become a superhero, just like you. — Sure. I can teach you everything if you want. I don't repeat Mr. Incredible's mistakes.