Nine or ten?
June 9, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Notes:
If you don't know Russian, you won't get the joke. The thing is that in the original Russian, the numbers Nine and Ten sound like: Devyat' and Desyat'.
Sonic the Hedgehog was in the library reading a blue book when suddenly someone called him on his blue mobile phone.
โ Hello!
โ Hello! โ it was Shadow the Hedgehog in the nursing home, holding a black mobile phone. โ Please tell me what time it is?
โ Ten o'clock. โ Sonic answers, looking at his wristwatch.
โ Huh? โ Shadow didn't hear.
โ Ten!
โ Nine?
โ No, ten!
โ Nothing to do with it?
โ No, no. I said ten!
โ So nine or ten? โ Shadow didn't understand.
โ Ten!
โ Ten?
โ Yes. โ Sonic answers, but Shadow didn't hear it and thought that he hadn't been answered.
โ Sorry, I'm old and can't hear well.
โ I said ten!
โ Still nine?
โ NO!!! TEN!!! โ Sonic shouted, forgetting that he was in a library.
โ Ten?
โ YES-S-S!!!
โ QUIET!!! โ the librarian shouted off-screen. โ THIS IS A LIBRARY!!!
โ Sorry! โ Sonic apologized.
โ Oh, forgive me. Grandpa can't hear me at all. โ Shadow apologizes. โ Thank you.
โ Goodbye. โ Sonic whispers and hangs up.
