The villain is a loser
June 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Sonic, Tails and Knuckles were standing in a fighting stance in the meadow, waiting for another fight with Dr. Eggman. The latter appeared on a flying machine with an evil laugh and said:
โ Team Sonic?! ARE YOU KIDDING???
โ Egghead! As always, he came with more stupid ideas to destroy us.
โ SHUT UP!!! โ the doctor shouted and took out a lever with a red button, pressed it and then laughed evilly. Missile launchers appeared from under the grass, which immediately aimed at the three heroes.
โ What should we do? These missiles are heat-seeking and we canโt outrun them. - said Knuckles.
โ Calm down! โ Tails answers and takes out a laptop, hacks the program code of the missile launchers, after which they aim at Dr. Eggman.
โ What? No! NO!!! NO-O-O!!! โ he screams in fear, pressing the same button several times, hoping to stop the missiles from launching, but they immediately launch missiles and blow up the doctor's flying machine. The latter manages to jump off the egg-laying machine at the last moment and fall onto the soft grass. Eggman's flying machine explodes and falls.
โ YEAH!!! โ the three heroes screamed, raising their fists up. โ SONIC HEROES HAVE BEATEN YOU AGAIN, EGGHEAD!!!
Dr. Eggman had only one thing left to do, which he had never done before... He fell face down on the ground and cried bitterly. The blue hedgehog, the two-tailed fox, and the red echidna in spiked boxing gloves were shocked by what they saw. They couldn't believe their eyes. Their sworn enemy, who never backs down from his own and always vows to return to win this time, after which he loses again, took it upon himself to cry for the first time?
The doctor himself, sobbing, recalled his past plans, when he tried to defeat Sonic, but always failed. And how he attached a large ball on a chain to his flying machine, trying to crush Sonic with it, and how he tried to throw lava coals at him, and how he broke off one square stone from the platform with a spike, and how he ran away from him, trying to drown him underwater in a labyrinth with traps in the form of spears and fireballs, which, very strangely, burned underwater, and how he tried to throw spiked explosive balls at Sonic on trampolines, and how he tried to crush him with retractable walls at the first base, and how he tried to soak the hedgehog in blue water at the hydroelectric power station, and how he tried to burn him with a flamethrower in the mountains, and how he used a mixer to pump out water, and how he used huge iron hands with spikes above his head on the rise of the death egg, and a robotic spider in the sewer, with which he was even able to catch the blue hedgehog and almost won, but still lost even here and even how the second time he decided to use a large eggrobot with with spikes on his hands in the green hills to crush Sonic and cut him. But every time he suffered only defeat and always lost, no matter how hard he tried.
Remembering all this, he cried and cried for a long time, asking himself questions out loud:
โ Why can't I do anything? I'm a great and evil genius. I can do everything. Invent secret bases, an army of robots and machines alone, but I myself can't achieve anything. I try to take over the whole world, but every time this nasty blue porcupine with his nasty friends gets under my feet. And when I try to catch them and destroy them so that they don't interfere with me, I always lose to them. Why? WHY-U-U??? โ he screamed and again crashed face first into the grass and continued to cry. A stranger in a black robe, which is wrapped up to the very bottom, which covers his legs, approaches him. He leans down and, putting his hand in a yellow glove, strokes his bald head.
โ I understand you!โ he tells him in a scary, but quiet and calm voice. Eggman looks up and sees a skeleton of a similar villain in a red hood with green eyes and yellow horns between his skull, who looks at the doctor with a sad look. Eggman, continuing to cry, presses himself against the skeleton in an embrace and the skeleton, sympathizing, strokes his back. After which he looks menacingly at Sonicโs team and growls at them: โ See what you brought the poor old man to? You three should be ashamed!
However, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles only widen their eyes and slightly open their mouths at the same time, not knowing what to answer both of them.
Notes:
What was that, you ask me? I donโt know myself! I wanted to write something a little dramatic. And yes. It was Lord Evil at the end, by the way. He himself tried to take over the galaxy, but no matter how hard he tried, he was always hampered by Here and There, whom he could not catch and kill. So, we can say that Evil and Eggman are somewhat similar to each other.