𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓚𝓲𝓬𝓴-𝓐𝓼𝓼!

      POV Dave Lizewski       All week I was a superhero, for real, and took revenge for my mother. I rid my area of crime and now at least I could go out into the street and walk in peace. For which they were grateful to me. Some of my neighbors noticed me, how I beat the villains in my costume, or even almost killed them. And some even filmed my fights on mobile phones and posted them on YouTube. I won’t lie, I myself sometimes went to them, watched them a thousand times and liked them. I was especially glad that they took me seriously, judging by the titles of the videos and their descriptions like the first superhero in the real world or finally our prayers were heard and someone dared to rebel. Apparently in our world now everyone has become a little naive and believes in a miracle that will come true sooner or later. Even the police began to pick up on my trail and look for me, as was the case with the Punisher or Venom. So what? Even the bandits and criminals themselves, having learned about me, through those videos and rumors about me from my area, began to fear me and hope that I will not get to them. Well. Dream! Because I will find you all anyway. Well, what else can I say? In general, I also found out that. There are murders in the city and someone is killing other bandits throughout the city. Well, it definitely wasn't me. However, after my appearance, everyone decided that it was I who did it, which added to my popularity. I even remember creating a second account on MySpyse for the sake of fun. There were as many as twenty thousand friends on it in one day, since there were only two friends on my regular account. By the way, it was thanks to my invented name for that account that everyone learned about my alter ego and began to call me that. Everyone wrote me messages and asked for help, and I gladly answered them all and promised to help. Even during the day now I wouldn’t be ashamed to go out in a suit. Another month passed and our entire city was almost cleared of crime. Now all people were not afraid to go out into the streets. Everyone stopped laughing at me like I was a psycho in a Halloween costume, they started taking me seriously, asking me to take a selfie with me, giving me an autograph, taking pictures with the kids, and even high-fiving me. So what? I remember I even went into a store to buy new Venom comics, and there I saw a mannequin with a copy of my superhero costume and a warning that comics about me would soon be on sale. And one night...       End POV Dave Lizewski       Kick-Ass walks through a dark alley and boldly looks around. He was not afraid of anything and knew that he would win again. On the way stood a long-haired, fat black man in sunglasses named Rasul, who was not afraid of Kick-Ass and stood face to face in front of him. 一 So we met, Kick-Ass. I have been waiting for a long time for you and I to meet face to face. 一 he boldly stated. 一 Not one of the timid ones? 一 asks Kick-Ass. 一 I am not afraid of death or being beaten. But I called you to have a serious conversation. No fights and no swearing. 一 says Rasul. 一 I'm listening. 一 Kick-Ass answers, folding his arms over his chest. 一 My name is Rasul. The crime boss of Mr. Murder and the caretaker of the area. 一 he introduced himself to him. 一 You are making our criminal businesses a nightmare, brutally beating, or even killing everyone on our payroll. If you don’t stop doing this sooner or later, Mr. Murder will find you, find out your home address using your IP on the Internet, and we will all attack you in a crowd. Then you will get rid of everyone in your sleep. There are millions like us. Even if you get rid of us all, sooner or later others will appear and you will not change anything. The whole world will only become worse with your appearance. 一 Now listen to me, Rasul. 一 after waiting for the black man to finish, Kick-Ass also launched into a monologue. 一 Your nasty people fucked my mother. Now I have no other reason to live. I will not rest until Anya quenches my thirst for revenge and I will not stop until you all and your President Murder realize the same thing as my mother. I will destroy you all, even if I have to spend my whole life chasing you all and killing you one by one. And no one, you hear, no one will stop me. And if you dare to challenge me to talk again, I will come back and break your fucking legs. At that moment, someone attacked Rasul from behind with a sharp blade, penetrating through his back and with the sharp end out through his chest. Even Kick-Ass shuddered at what he saw. The crime boss fell and died with a fatal wound to his chest. Behind him stood a girl, judging by her height, she looked either like a dwarf or a young girl of about ten or eleven. She was all dressed in black and purple. There were black gloves on his hands, a large saber in his hand, a black eye mask on his face, and a purple wig on top of his head. And under the purple jacket there was a bulletproof vest. Kick-Ass took out his two sticks and, standing in a fighting stance, asked: 一 Who are you? 一 It doesn’t matter! Fuck you home, and then I can handle it myself. 一 she answered him. Kick-Ass immediately realized that it was probably she who killed those other bandits that he himself did not get to. Apparently he inspired someone to such feats with his appearance. But he was a little upset that she didn’t answer him who she was and, most importantly, that she swears as a child. As soon as she turned her back to him and was about to leave. 一 Where did you go? You didn't answer your name... Don't you dare turn your back on me and ignore me! 一 he almost shouted, but she didn’t stop and didn’t turn around to face him. Then the guy in the wetsuit took out a stone nearby and threw it at her, I hope that she will still react. Having been hit on the head with a stone, the girl screamed in pain and immediately turned to him: 一 Fuck... Oh you...! 一 Well, what will you do to me, huh? Will you plop down on me? 一 he mockingly provoked her. It worked and she ran towards him with anger on her face. Jumping, she swung her saber and tried to cut him down, but Kick-Ass managed to dodge, rolling under her. The girl began to approach and wave her saber, and Kick-Ass dodged and on the seventh attack he ducked, extended his leg and knocked the girl down, throwing her onto the sidewalk. In addition, he knocked the saber out of her hands with his other foot and rolled it away. The girl managed to get up on her hands, do a somersault in a jump, and getting to her feet, took out her pistols. 一 You know that firearms are for weaklings, right? 一 asks Kick-Ass. But the young superheroine did not listen to him and started shooting. The green superhero ducked down and began somersaulting on the ground, deftly dodging shots until he hid behind a trash can. 一 You shoot as bad as you fight. 一 SHUT UP!!! 一 she shouted, ran to the saber and picked it up in her hands. She ran at him again, swinging her saber, and the latter jumped over her as she prepared to cut off his knees. Finding himself behind her, he kicks the saber out of her hands and its sharp end crashes into a brick wall, after which it gets stuck in it. The girl runs up to the saber and tries to pull it out. 一 BITCH!!! 一 What's wrong? You stuck? Now take this! 一 Kick-Ass says mockingly and hits the girl in the butt with one blow from his left foot. Then he hits her in the back of the head with one stick, and hits the saber with the other and breaks it. The girl takes out the pistols again, but he kicks them off, grabs them and breaks them on his knees. 一 So what are you going to do now without your toys for weaklings? 一 In response, the girl just gets into a fighting stance and clenches her hands into fists. 一 Okay. Maybe it would be more convenient this way? Kick-Ass puts his sticks back behind his back and gets into a fighting stance, clenching both hands into fists. A teenager in green and a girl in purple are fighting with their fists, both trying to hit and both dodging their opponent's blows. Thanks to her young age, the girl dodged blows very quickly and sometimes delivered her own blows to him, but he didn’t care, because due to the dead nerve endings, all these blows to him seemed to him like an ordinary and small poke with a finger. 一 Have you ever moaned? 一 she was surprised, since she had already dealt him so many blows, and despite this he was still on his feet, as if nothing like this had ever happened. 一 As I see, you get tired quickly? 一 he asks mockingly and decided to take advantage of this. This time he did not try to attack her, but simply stood still and defended himself with blocks from her blows, while she, in fits of anger, tried to hit him even harder. The girl was already starting to run out of steam and felt that she was getting hot in this suit. Slowing down the blows, she began to catch her breath, and Kick-Ass took advantage of this and attacked her. This time the young superheroine did not have time to dodge. And the older superhero grabbed her by the shoulders, threw her over himself onto the sidewalk and jumped on her, hitting her in the stomach with his elbow. Getting to his feet, he again took out his sticks and began to select her. 一 I will teach you to respect older people like me! 一 he said, continuing to spank her with sticks on her back and butt, and even on her legs. She couldn’t even do anything, neither stand up, nor tumble, nor even crawl away. 一 Who is your daddy? Say my name! I'm defeating you. Suddenly he was interrupted by the sound of a gunshot, causing him to stop beating the child in a superhero costume. He slowly turned around and saw as many as twelve bandits, who were all pointing their pistols at him at once. One of them had smoke coming from his pistol, which meant he was the one who fired. 一 Hey, dude! Better get fuck of here. 一 he said, addressing Kick-Ass. Kick-Ass first turned his gaze to the girl, who was now looking with tears at both him and the bandits. Then he turned his gaze to the bandits. He stood behind the girl, covering her with his body, took a fighting stance and turned his anger towards them. 一 Don’t you understand? Don't you see that we have pistols? Get out of here before we shoot you! Another bandit was already intimidating. But Kick-Ass just shook his head in response. 一 What the fuck is wrong with you? You see that you are alone, and there are more of us than you and we are more dangerous. And pistols can even kill you. They are much cooler than these two dildos of yours. 一 These are not dildos at all, but my faithful friends. Ka and Put. 一 Kick-Ass presented his cold guns. 一 And your firearms are for weaklings. Do you think that since you are armed with these gay farts, then you are supposedly stronger than everyone else and should be afraid of you? Fuck you all, because this is how you show that you are all weak. It is weak for all of you to come out with me and honestly fight me with your fists or sticks, because you know very well that I am much stronger than all of you combined and you are afraid of losing to me in battle. That's why you're all afraid of me. 一 Let's say! And she...? Why the fuck are you protecting her from us if you yourself attacked her and almost killed her? 一 asks another bandit, putting away his gun. Kick-Ass again turned his gaze first to her, and then to them and said: 一 She, like me, also took this path, she also fights with people like you. The fact that I beat her, I was simply punishing her for her poor upbringing and treatment of people like me. You still need to respect your elders! And introduce yourself to them. 一 Why are we chatting here? Let's just kill him! 一 said one of them. 一 Yes. Let's! Better kill me right away for an hour with these farts, and then you will all remain weaklings and everyone will call you weaklings and cowards forever. 一 Kick-Ass boldly stated. 一 Okay. 一 The first one answered and all twelve bandits opened fire on him, shooting him in the chest. Having received several bullets, he fell dead, pretending to groan. In fact, he pretended that he was in pain and that he had fallen from his wounds. And hidden under his suit was a bulletproof vest that protected him from bullets. 一 TAKE THIS!!! DIE, FREAK-FUCK!!! 一 Will Mr. Murdor be proud of us when he finds out that we killed him? 一 said another of them. They slowly walked past him, approached the girl and prepared to shoot her too, when suddenly, Kick-Ass did a somersault, stretched out his leg and knocked eight bandits off their feet, pushed them onto the other four, after which he took the pistols from all of them and threw them far away from here , since he himself would not have had time to break them all. Everyone ran towards him and tried to catch him, but Kick-Ass jumped between them, hitting the sides with his sticks and knocking down three more on the way, hitting each of them on the knees. He sent one of them to the wall with one blow and hit his face against the wall. The bandit was bleeding from his nose, and he himself fell unconscious. Running up to the wall, he accelerated and did a spider somersault, bouncing off the wall. And the bandits, running after him, only crashed into the wall. 一 I don’t give a fuck about myself!? He's not a superhero. I swear he's a real demon. 一 one of them said timidly. 一 Why does he have balls of steel? 一 asked another. 一 One by one he will kill us all. Let's try to attack him at the same time! 一 said the third and they surrounded the superhero. Kick-Ass just bent down, gathered some strength and jumped high. The criminals, trying to grab him, only crashed into each other and fell. After that, Kick-Ass began to hit them all with sticks. The twelfth bandit, who crashed into the wall, barely got up and ran to the pistols to try to shoot him again, but the girl, who had time to rest, tripped him and the bandit fell. The young woman attacked him and took out a glass beer bottle and hit him on the head with it, trying to kill him. She herself ran to the pistols, took two of them and killed the one crawling towards her, shooting him in the head. Following him, she killed those whom Kick-Ass was finishing off until she ran out of ammunition. 一 Thank you for helping, but I could have dealt with them myself. 一 he told her, after which he turned his back to her and was about to leave. The girl got in his way. 一 Wasn’t one time enough for you to deserve? 一 Hit-Girl... My name is Hit-Girl. 一 she answers and extends her hand to him. Kick-Ass decided not to trust her, turned his back to her again and left the alley.       POV Dave Lizewski       Hit girl? I never thought that I would inspire a young killer who would literally kill everyone. No, I'm not arguing. Of course I kill myself. But at least I rarely do this, because sometimes I just beat them almost to death and just leave them lying around for the police or ambulance to pick them up. On the other hand, I even liked Hit Girl. She is braver and perhaps cooler than me. But she is still far from me. Maybe we will cross paths again someday and this time there will be a calm conversation between us. Maybe we can team up together and hunt bandits together until we get to Murder and finish him off?