Day 3
March 14, 2024 at 3:15 AM
While Candypaw and Star Breeze were sitting in my basement, they remembered that they had a phone. After reading comments of some fanfic, they realized that they could break down the door with a netherite axe. While Breeze was whining that he didn’t play minecraft and therefore couldn’t do anything, Candypaw broke half of my house (I was in the store at that moment)
I:
*I go into the house*
CP and SB:
What are we, but we are nothing
— NOTHING? NOTHING THIS IS WHAT'S LEFT OF MY HOUSE! - I yelled angry. Then she sadly added: “And I went to buy you mint.”
Candypaw and Breeze immediately turned into two small puss in boots. Well, his eyes are like his.
— What cute kittens :3 okay, keep it up.
*Shnipp shnapp shnappi shnappi shnappi shnappi*
I went to buy us a new house, and tied them to a chair with strong ropes and took away all the instruments.
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— I bought us a penthouse on the seashore :3
“I’ve changed my mind about returning to the Star Clan,” said Star Breeze.
I grabbed both cats by the scruff of the neck and put them in my Lambarghini car. We went to my penthouse.