𝙄𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡'𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙘𝙝

      One day Tails was dragging and pushing Sonic towards his home. Sonic, finding himself between the entrance door to a friend's house, grabbed the edges of the entrance with his hands and feet and tried to hold on, while Tails tried to push the hedgehog from behind into the house. — No, Tails! I'm telling you for the hundredth time, no. — Come on, Sonic! I'm telling you, this time everything will be okay. You will like this new invention and will not do anything bad this time. — You always say that, Tails, and then at one point something goes wrong and I always find myself a victim of your experiments. — Sonic, I'm telling you that it was all an accident. I didn’t know that everything would go like this. But now I have foreseen everything and understood every mistake. I promise you that this time everything will be okay. — Accidentally? You mean that when, because of your invention, I became a baby and even forgot about all of you, my friends, when Shadow also shouted at me, making me cry. Do you think all this is an accident? — I told you that one fly was to blame for everything and because of it I accidentally hit you with a shrinking ray. If it weren't for this nasty fly, I was able to show you my successful experience with increasing food. - Tails explained, almost pushing Sonic into his home. He, in turn, continued to resist and try not to get into the house, asking: — Oh, so in the case of blue roses from a machine that can create various new types of plants, the fly is also to blame? — No, Sonic. Here Shadow was already to blame for deciding to set you up in front of Amy. You're lucky that Amy immediately guessed that it was Shadow who set it up and even almost killed him. — And in the case of a fire from the explosion of an electronic generator in my house, powered by solar panels and wind generators, does that also mean Shadow is to blame? — Sonic continued to be stubborn. — No, I just forgot to line all the holes and close the passages so that all sorts of insects would not get inside. One small butterfly flew into the contacts, got stuck there and the generator quickly overheated because of this. — Tails explained, realizing that it was useless to push him into the house, he took it back out, turned his back to the entrance to the house, walked through first, and dragged Sonic along with him. The latter also grabbed the edges of the door and once again became stubborn: — Oh, so it’s also the butterfly’s fault that I’m stuck inside the computer that you gave me on the twenty-third of February and showed me an invention that can be used to get from reality inside any computer game? — SONIC!!! — Tails couldn’t resist and screamed, finally pulling Sonic into his house and falling on his back with him, as if they were trying to pull out a turnip. — Fine, what do you have there? — Sonic asked. — Glory to the Devil! He finally trained and agreed to look at my new invention. — Tails thought out loud in anger, stood up, extended a helping hand to Sonic and helped him up. — Let's go, Sonic. I promise that this time you won’t regret it and nothing bad will happen. — I really hope so, Tails. But remember, I will kill you if something bad happens to me again. — “How untrustworthy and stubborn you have become!” — the fox rolled his eyes, thinking about Sonic like that. Two-tailed took the hedgehog to his workshop and showed him his new invention, hidden under a white cloth. Sonic stood frowning and looked without interest at the new invention that Tails now wants to show him. The fox takes the canvas with his right hand, preparing a surprise for Sonic. — And so, Sonic! This will not just be a new discovery, but will also become the eighth wonder of the Earth, on par with famous landmarks. I present to you... — after a pause, the fox takes off the canvas and shows his invention. In appearance it resembled a microwave, a smaller copy of a washing machine and a juicer. — Bio-Ion-Armagedian-Inator ten thousand one. Sonic first bulged his eyes when he heard the name and didn’t understand why his invention had such a strange name, and then he laughed out loud. He laughed like that for about a full minute. Having calmed down, he asked: — What kind of name is so strange? — I know it’s stupid name, but I haven’t decided yet what exactly to call it. So this is its working title for now. — Tails explained. — Okay. — the hedgehog frowned, placing his hands on his hips. — And what can she do? — This machine is capable of making the most delicious and sweet candies, chocolates, cookies and other sweets. — explained the two-tails. — So what? Didn't anyone invent sweets before you? — Sonic asked, also keeping a not happy face. — No, Sonic, people then made poison. All the old sweets that were invented a long time ago, like chocolates and other nasty things, most often make you gain weight and become fat from them. But the sweets that my machine makes, on the contrary, make sweets that won’t make you gain weight at all. Not even one gram or kilogram. You can easily gorge yourself on a whole mountain of these, they will digest very quickly in your stomach, but at the same time, even if you lick or bite off a piece of them, you will feel as if you had eaten real sweetness and felt its sweet taste. All sweets from this machine retain all the sweet tastes, even the most delicious ones. — after a pause, the two-tailed man smacked his hand like a French chef. — *Smack-smack-smack* And most importantly, they do not contain dyes, preservatives and other nasty things that are sometimes found in real sweets that are still sold in stores. Sonic immediately smiled and was happy: — “Finally, he created at least something very useful, which won’t hurt anyone, not even me.” — he thought about it at first, and then doubted it and asked: — Tails, what about teeth, allergies and other side effects from sweets. I heard that overeating sweets not only makes you fat, but also causes toothache, acne and allergies. — And don’t just don’t think about all this, just forget about it! — Tails answered him, smiling, and stroked his device, like a mother would stroke her child. — The new sweets that my invention will make are not only the most delicious and from which no one will get better. They do not have all the harmful substances that damage teeth, such as causing caries. — After a pause, Tails then looked sternly at Sonic, twirling his index finger. — But that doesn’t mean you won’t have to brush your teeth! — Yes, yes, I understood it immediately.— Sonic answered and Tails continued: — Also, my sweets will not cause any allergies with acne and scabies. You could say I didn’t just invent a car, I invented the future of sweets. Just imagine. From now on, stores will sell sweets made using this device. No one will gain weight anymore, no one will have allergies and no one will have toothache. This means that everyone can go to the dentist and to the gym less often, so that everyone has a lot of free time for themselves. What can we say about children who really love only one sweet thing. Imagine this. Parents will no longer forbid their children to eat a lot of sweets and may no longer be afraid for them and their bodies, because they can gorge themselves on them as much as they want. Well, of course, until they themselves get tired of it and they themselves want to eat, for example, vegetables for a change. Plus, all these types of sweets can be made in a whole bunch even from a small amount of ingredients. Real and scientific medical economics. Such sweets, which my Bio-Ion-Armagedian-Inator ten thousand and one will make, can at least be sold cheaper, even for mere pennies. And at the same time, they will still be the most delicious, that most people and Mobians will want to eat more, more, more, and more. You can make any such sweet with her help. Donuts, chocolate, ice cream, regular sugar for tea for example, as well as pies, cakes and even buns. — And waffles? — the hedgehog asked, delighted. — You offend! And waffles too! — the fox answers smiling. — Let me show you how my invention works? Sonic, curious about how this machine can make such sweets, agrees with a nod. Tails first takes a five liter bottle of water and pours a little from above, through a wire in the form of a pipe. Then the fox turns the handle on the side counterclockwise and adds more water to the other pipe on the side of the machine. — Water is the most important thing, and the rest is not needed. Now, before launching it, you need to give it a command about what sweetness to make. What kind of sweet would you like to try? The hedgehog scratched his chin, thoughtful and asked in response: — Can I have some chocolate donuts? — Sure, not a problem! Hearing an order from Sonic, the two-tails typed through the mini-keyboard and pressed the red button. The invention began to make dribbling sounds and it felt like it was going to explode. However, the fox was calm and waited for the machine to prepare the contents. Ten seconds later the chocolate donuts were ready and the appliance made the dinging sound of a microwave. Two-Tails opens the door and takes out two chocolate donuts. — Well, Sonic. Like real ones. Try! — he said, handing one into the hands of a friend. At first, Sonic doubted, but after crossing himself, closing his eyes and opening his mouth, he still took a bite of the donut. When the contents immediately appeared in his mouth, and then he felt a piece of the donut on his teeth and tongue, the donut itself turned out to be even much tastier than ten chocolate bars with candies and ice cream. Sonic showed his pleasure from the delicious food with a smile and the fact that he, like a Neanderthal, devoured the entire donut. — I told you so! It will be delicious. — Tails responds to Sonic’s satisfaction, finishing his donut with the same pleasure. Then he raises his right index finger, saying: “Oh!” By the way, I left some waffles somewhere that I also made with her help and decided to save them for you. I know how much you love waffles. Wait for me here! — Okay. — Sonic said and waited, and Tails went to the kitchen. While the hedgehog was waiting for him, his blue mobile phone rang. Taking it out and looking at the photo with the name of the phone number, he immediately realized who it was, but picked up the phone. — Hello! — Hello, Sonic. — What's this time, Amy? — Sorry for calling so late or at the wrong time. Would you like to come visit me? — Amy, we should have already discussed this. — I know, I know, but that’s not why I’m calling. It’s just that we haven’t seen each other or talked for a long time. For this reason... If, of course, you are free and you don’t have anything to do, and Eggman isn’t up to anything yet. Then maybe you’ll come see me and we’ll just be like best friends and best friends. Let's sit in front of the TV, for example, or just chat over a cup of tea. Sonic looked at the ceiling, thinking and looking down at Tails' car, he also came up with the idea of treating the hedgehog to the same sweets from Tails' invention. She will be surprised when she tries them and never gets better from them. After thinking about this idea, he said: — Okay, I’ll come. I'll just bring something for tea myself. Okay? — Fine! I'll put the kettle on and wait for you. — Rose answered and hung up. The hedgehog examined the fox's device and looked around. Tails hasn't returned yet. But he hoped that his best friend wouldn’t mind if he used his invention and made some more new sweets for tea at Amy’s house. Taking the same bottle, he also pours from the top, but more, turns the handle, pours from the side and writes several types of sweets on the mini-keyboard. Tails' machine prepared him four more of the same chocolate donuts, two buns with boiled condensed milk inside, four eclairs with white cream inside and six round cookies with the faces of Sonic himself. Taking everything he had prepared into paper bags, he was about to leave, but froze in place. He remembered that Tails promised him to bring him more waffles to eat, which he also made in that car. Only he's a little late. Why is he there for so long? The hedgehog began to walk around the workshop from wall to wall until he accidentally smelled the waffles themselves. The smell came from the blue shelf below. Sonic opened it and saw a plate with five waffles. These must have been the same waffles that Tails made and wanted to bring. But he apparently forgot what he left here. It seems they also emit a smell and smell just as delicious as they taste. Sonic takes one of these waffles and tries a small piece. — M-m-m... So delicious! — he said to himself and immediately ate it all. And then he began to finish the remaining waffles, leaving only the plate itself empty. As he finished his waffles, he said to himself: — Tails was right. They are very tasty, just like the real thing, and I don’t gain an ounce from them. Simply exquisite, incomparable. — when he finished the last waffle, he took the bags with his sweets for Amy and was about to leave, shouting: — TAILS, I'M GONE!!! I'VE BEEN INVITED TO VISIT!!! Tails himself was still looking for those same waffles at this time. — Where are they? — he cursed at himself and was slightly worried about Sonic, thinking that he was only delaying him in vain. But suddenly he remembers that he put those same waffles in his refrigerator with regular food. Opening the refrigerator, he finds them. - Here they are! - he said to himself and took them in his hands, but it was too late. Sonic shouted to him that he was leaving. — How? Already? I just found them!... — the two-tailed man was upset that he wouldn’t treat his friend with waffles. However, then he calms himself down. — Well, okay! I'll get more. Anyway, no one, not even me, will get fat from my sweets. Satisfied with the waffles, he returned to the workshop and took out several plates of waffles from the nightstands. — “We need to destroy these unsuccessful waffles so that no one eats them. These unsuccessful sweets were past attempts at their creation and side effects were formed from them. I really don’t understand why I didn’t destroy them right away, when I was still able to achieve the desired type of sweets without side effects.” — while he was thinking about this, collecting all the waffles from the nightstand, he reached the last plate of waffles, which was empty. Tails grabbed his head and clenched his teeth in fear. — "No no no! Sonic, don’t tell me that you found and ate these waffles!”

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      Meanwhile, Amy put a kettle full of cold water with a whistle on the stove and waited for Sonic himself to come, as promised. Although she had a slight fear that he would not come again, as usual. Otherwise, she was so worried in vain, because he still came and rang the doorbell of her rented apartment. Yes, she lives in the city and rented her own apartment, so don't ask. Amy opened the door and saw Sonic on the threshold with two paper bags. — Hello, Amy. — Hello, Sonic. Come in, just take off your shoes! — asked the hedgehog and the blue hedgehog, like a polite guest, took off his red sneakers, placing them next to Amy’s red shoes. Amy herself walked around the apartment barefoot and wore some kind of pink clothes, somewhat similar to pajamas or a tracksuit. The clothes consisted of a pink sleeveless vest and pink pants. - Sorry for being like this. I wanted to do yoga while you were away, and I didn’t think that you would come after all. — Well, how can I refuse my friends, including you? — asked Sonikyu - Where should I put the goodies? — On a round white table. Right there in the bedroom. Sonic immediately noticed the table in front of the gray sofa and placed bags of sweets made from Tails' invention on it. Then the hedgehog wanted to turn around and go to the bathroom to wash his hands, when he saw Amy holding out her hand to him with a yellow rose. — This is for you, Sonic! — Amy! — Sonic frowned, while maintaining a smile. — I know I know! But this is not a red rose, not white and not pink, which symbolize passion or pure love, but yellow. In the language of flowers, yellow roses symbolize friendship, as I myself found out. This will be a symbol of our friendship with you, Sonic. Sonic the echidna smiled and folded his hands on his chest and asked: — Are you sure that a yellow rose means friendship, and not, for example... Jealousy!? — Sonic, even a fool knows that jealousy is blue roses. — Amy explained seriously, but then thought about it. — Or orange? Sonic laughed slightly, but accepted the hedgehog’s gift, saying: — I don't need to give flowers, Amy. — he said and smelled the rose. Overall she smelled delicious. — Is it because you are a man, and I am a woman, and logically, according to the stereotype, men should give flowers to women? Rose asked a little shyly. Sonic laughed again and replied: — Not really! It’s just that even without flowers I already know that you are a good friend, Amy. — the hedgehog explains and hands the yellow rose back into her hands. Thus, he also gives her the same thing that she gives him. — Seriously? Okay, I'll keep that in mind next time. - Rose says and hears the kettle begin to whistle. This means that the water has boiled and she goes to the kitchen. — Wash your hands, Sonic. The washbasin is there. — Thank you. — the hedgehog answers and only took a couple of steps forward when suddenly his stomach began to growl. Then the hedgehog felt pain and grabbed his stomach, starting to moan: “O-oh!” My stomach! What happened with me? Could this be a small side effect of Tails' sweets that he didn't take into account? Maybe I shouldn't have eaten so many chili dogs for breakfast in the morning? While he was groaning from pain in his stomach, almost closing his eyes, the hedgehog itself began to slowly shrink. When the pain in his stomach went away and Sonic opened his eyes, he was scared to see everything around him getting big. When he finished shrinking, he was the size of a sugar cube. Having remained this tall, the hedgehog looked around and was in awe. — What the heck is that? Why did everything become huge? Or is it me who has shrunk? AM I SMALLER??? WHAT??? — he shouted at the top of his lungs and was angry with his two-tailed friend. — WELL, TAILS, STAY WITH ME!!! NOW YOU ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO GET FUCKED UP WITH ME FOR THE FACT THAT YOU FEED ME THESE SWEETS THAT MADE ME SMALLER!!! At this very moment, Amy herself returns to the room and looks around, but Sonic is not nearby. — Sonic! Are you here? The hedgehog, which had been reduced in size and was almost smaller than a mouse, stood still, waved its arms and tried to call her: — AMY, I'M HERE!!! DOWN HERE!!! LOOK DOWN!!! — but there was no use screaming. He didn’t even understand that because he had become small, his cry, which seemed normal and loud to him, to Amy Rose, who was now gigantic in comparison with him, it all sounded only like the quietest and the squeaky half-whisper of a midget. And even Amy didn’t hear him. — He’s probably still washing his face in the bathroom. — she thought out loud and went to the table. While she was walking, she didn’t even look at her feet and almost crushed Sonic with her huge bare foot. It’s good that she walked exactly above him, keeping her legs away from each other, and then sat down on the gray sofa. Wiping the sweat from his forehead and sighing in relief that she almost crushed him, Sonic ran supersonic to the table and jumped on it. He began to think how he could stand up so that Amy would pay attention to him, since she couldn’t hear him. Noticing a cup nearby and deciding that perhaps she would take it to drink tea, then maybe she would see him from here. Jumping onto the edge of the cup and trying to stay on tiptoes on the edge of the cup so as not to fall, he began to wave his arms and continue shouting: — AMY, CAN YOU HEAR ME??? I'M HERE!!! HERE!!! LOOK AT THE CUP!!! AMY!!! But Amy still didn't hear him and wasn't about to pick up the mug of tea just yet. For now she sat and thought. Suddenly, Sonic could not resist, his left leg slipped and the hedgehog fell into the cup of tea itself. Coincidentally, it was at that moment that Amy wanted to drink some tea from the cup and took it in her right hand. Unfortunately, she didn’t notice Sonic himself inside the cup of tea. Sonic himself was floundering in the tea, as he was drowning and still couldn’t swim. Suddenly he sees Amy smacking her lips and drooling. She couldn't wait to drink tea right now. Opening her mouth wider, she tilts the cup towards her tongue, preparing to take a sip. — NO-O-O-O-O!!! — Sonic shouted as loud as he could, afraid of getting into her mouth. Rose took a sip from her cup and felt something small and tasty in her mouth. This something held tightly to her tongue and did not want to go to her throat. She didn't even know that that something was Sonic himself. He barely stayed on his tongue as best he could, but the tongue was so slippery and disgusting that the hedgehog could not resist and still got into his throat. After that, Amy immediately swallowed it and Sonic began to be drawn in, lowering it down the throat to the stomach. He fell there with a heart-rending cry and fell straight into the acidic digestive juice. Once inside, he almost drowned again and barely swam to a pile of chewed pieces of cutlet meat that formed an island. Having climbed onto it, he lay down and took a breath. At this time, Amy burped lightly outside. Paying attention to the paper bags with sweets, she decided not to wait for Sonic and try a piece from one of them. She only took one donut and took a bite of it. The donut turned out to be so delicious that she washed it down with tea again. Sonic took a breath and noticed pieces of a chocolate donut falling from above. Once inside the acidity of the stomach juice, they immediately quickly dissolved and disappeared. Then a small waterfall of tea began to flow through a hole in the ceiling and into the juice itself. The hedgehog did not want to stay here forever and decided to get out of here as soon as possible. Noticing another island from a pile of meat nearby, he jumps on it. When suddenly he hears some rough female voice addressing him. — Hey, you! — A? — Sonic said, turning towards the voice. A jock green hedgehog approached him, her body structure was exactly like Amy herself. She looked at him menacingly and asked: — Where are you going? Anyone who has been swallowed must move along the yellow line. — Yellow line? — Sonic asked. — Yes. This one! — she-hedgehog pointed to the yellow arrow on the intestinal wall. The arrow pointed down into the acid itself. — It will take you straight into the digestive tract, where you will be completely digested. So go where the arrow points, and not against it or somewhere else, because there is no way out of here. But Sonic did not want to stay here, much less go into this muck and drown in it. He saw that hole in the ceiling and knew that this was the only way out. He needs to somehow get out of the stomach, get to the passage above, run to the very top and run out of Amy. He began to cheat to get out of it: — I would love to go into the esophagus, but first I need to talk about this topic with Amy Rose herself. — To talk to Amy, you need to go straight into her brain. — explained the green hedgehog, pointing at her head with her right index finger as an example. — But you can’t get there. Once you get into the stomach, it means you have nowhere to escape from here! Clear? So don't show off and jump into the digestive juice! — What if I refuse? - Sonic asked sternly. — Oh, are you so? — the hedgehog got angry and jumped on the hedgehog in anger, trying to grab him. Luckily, Sonic dodged and kicked this impudent guy from behind. The green hedgehog fell into the acid, but did not drown in it. At this time, Amy herself grabbed her stomach outside and moaned: — Oh-oh! My stomach! I must have eaten something wrong! At that time, the hedgehog guard was chasing Sonic in her stomach, who was running from her all over Amy’s stomach. She looked at him menacingly and shouted: — COME BACK AND DIVE INTO ACID!!! — NEVER!!! — he shouted to her, still miserable. This chase reminded Sonic of the days when he was running away from Amy herself. Only here he was now inside Amy’s stomach, apparently running away from her leukocyte, or it’s not clear who this creature is, similar to Amy, who lives in her stomach The hedgehog accelerated much faster, ran through the acid and ran along the slippery walls of the stomach back through the same hole through which he got here. The green hedgehog looked at him and showed her fist, shouting: — DAMN YOU, ELUSIVE FOOD!!! While Sonic ran down her throat, Amy stopped feeling the pain in her stomach, but this time she felt that something inside her, as if she was about to vomit, burst out down her throat. Not allowing Sonic to do this, she tries to swallow him again. Sonic is immediately pulled back, as if a strong wind was blowing against him and trying to push him back into his stomach. However, the supersonic hedgehog did not want to go back there and did not give up. He continued to run further as best he could. The hedgehog felt something in her throat that was trying to escape even more, and she tried to swallow even harder. However, it was hard for her and the victim could not push through her throat, as if she was stuck there. As Amy tried to swallow harder, the wind increased and it was hard for Sonic to keep up while running. The hedgehog began to get tired and it seemed that he was about to fly back into his stomach again. Luckily, Amy also got tired of trying to swallow and began to catch her breath. Because of this, Sonic, falling back through the same trachea, ended up not in the stomach, but in the respiratory tract. The wind inside them began to lift Sonic up and down. Up, down, up, down. Then Amy started coughing because Sonic accidentally got there. She was almost angry as she coughed, making it impossible for her to even breathe properly. — What is this? — she grumbled at herself through her cough and even hit herself on the chest. Due to the fact that she was coughing, Sonic was pushed out of his respiratory tract by a strong steam of wind and drool. The hedgehog flew up the trachea, emitting a heart-rending cry. Then he was thrown through a hole that looked like a crater. She sucked him into herself, pushed him through the tight and slippery walls, and then spat out another, exactly the same hole in another part of Amy’s insides. Sonic was thrown to the floor, in front of some kind of elevator. Then a blue hedgehog that looked like Amy with glasses hit the hedgehog and grumbled: — Are you crazy? Get in line like everyone else! — she pointed behind herself, where the same multi-colored hedgehogs, similar to Amy, stood. Sonic didn’t understand where he was now and who were these hedgehogs that looked like Amy? However, he did not argue with them, he rose to his feet and stood behind them in line. They all stood together and waited for the intestinal doors to open. When they opened, there was an elevator operator standing inside who also looked like Amy. She was red and wore red clothes with shoulder pads. She stood near the lever against the wall of the elevator. — I ask everyone to come on board! — she says. All the hedgehogs that looked like Amy entered the elevator. Everyone except Sonic himself. Red Amy did not close the elevator doors and waited for Sonic himself to enter too. — Let's! We are waiting for you! — said she-purple hedgehog with muscles. A little shy, but still Sonic enters the elevator with them and stands in the middle. The red hedgehog closes the elevator doors and pulls the lever up. After driving several floors, she stops at the one she was going to. — System of muscles! — said the elevator operator, opening the doors. Behind the doors on this floor there was a kind of gym, where there was a blue hedgehog that looked exactly like Amy. She was holding a very heavy, full barbell on her shoulders. a pile of iron pancakes and pulled herself up with tension, without fear for her condition. She continues to swing like this without stopping and never gets tired. — Who's heading to Amy's muscular system? Let's go out! The purple hedgehog got out of the elevator and decided to stay on this very floor. She also takes the barbell and begins to swing. The red hedgehog closes the doors and they rise even higher. Sonic broke the silence: — Excuse me, but why do you all look so much like Amy? — Because we are not just Amy, but her substances, which are responsible for the roles of leukocytes, antibodies, electrons and other useful substances inside Amy. Without us, she would have more problems with the insides of her body. - explained she-blue hedgehog. — Skeletal system! — says the red hedgehog, opening the doors again. In front of them stood a corridor to a wooden door, behind which was hiding a living, but cowardly and slightly shy skeleton of a hedgehog, who closed the door behind herself. No one came out of the elevator and the elevator operator began to go further up. Having reached the next floor, she stops again, opens the doors and says: — Nervous system! On this floor there was a large room with a large computer and a bunch of wires, in which the orange hedgehog got a little tangled, complaining about this work: — Oh, I warned you when I took on the job that I shouldn’t deal with wires. I'm so nervous. — suddenly she accidentally pulled her right leg, pulled out the blue wire from the socket and the lights turned off on this floor. - Well, here we go again! — Hm-m, it’s immediately obvious that she needs an assistant at work. — said the blue one, adjusting her glasses and leaving the elevator to this very floor. And the rest, together with Sonic, went further. — The cardiovascular system! — says the red hedgehog, imagining a new floor where there was no one except a certain machine with a hamster wheel without a hamster. The room itself was somewhat reminiscent of the inside of a car engine. In the center of the room was a kitchen stove with frying pans and crutches. Two hedgehogs came out to this floor. Yellow and dark blue. The first one climbed inside the wheel and began to spin it, and the second one fried sausages and fried eggs in a frying pan. Afterwards, the elevator moved on and the red hedgehog, before opening the doors, put sunglasses on her eyes and gave each of them hers. Even Sonic got his sunglasses and put them on. — Put it on quickly, because now there will be a system that can blind your eyes. So! Solar plexus. Behind the elevator doors on this floor was an empty white room, in the center of which was a fireball, somewhat similar to the sun. Moreover, it is just as hot and bright. There were also steps down and at the bottom there was a large oven, which from time to time opened and closed its grate. Next to the stove there was a pile of coal and a shovel. A gray hedgehog came down to this floor and decided to stay here, and the elevator moved on. The gray hedgehog put on mittens with a fireman's cap and began throwing coal into the stove.

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      While Sonic, being somewhere inside Amy’s body, tried to find a way out, Amy came to her senses a little after she almost got too high, felt pain in her stomach and coughed, almost suffocating. She also started to worry a little about Sonic. Why is he in the bathroom for so long? Suddenly someone knocked on the door. Amy went to the exit of the apartment, opened the door and was almost pushed by Tails, looking around. — SONIC!!! SONIC, WHERE ARE YOU??? RESPOND!!! — he shouted, taking out a magnifying glass and looking for Sonic on the floor. — Tails, what's wrong? Why are you barging in like that? — asked the hedgehog, and he grabbed her by the shoulders, lifted her above the floor until she began to shake her legs and began to shake her, interrogating her like a crazy person: — WHERE IS SONIC, AMY??? ANSWER!!! WHERE DID SONIC GO??? — Hush, hush, Tails, why are you so freaked out? Sonic is in my bathroom. — She calmly explained to him and the fox let the hedgehog go. He quickly ran into the bathroom, but Sonic himself was not there. Tails knelt down again and also looked through the magnifying glass for Sonic on the floor. — SONIC, RESPOND!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? SONIC!!! Rose was more surprised not by the fact that Tails had gone crazy and was running around her apartment like a madman, but by the fact that Sonic had disappeared again. — “Did he really run away again?” — she thought and hit herself with her right palm on her face. — “Lord, when will this finally end? When will he finally stop running away from me and running away from my invitations? It seems like I’m just friends with him now, but he?...” — No no no no no! Where did he go? — Tails panicked and grabbed his head. He became a cancer and almost cried. He began to beat his head on the floor and scold himself: — What have I done? What have I done? Taking a break from her thoughts, Amy ran up to Tails and tried to calm him down: — Well, well, well, Tails! Why are you this? Don't worry! — Easy for you to say, Amy! How can I calm down when Sonic has shrunk and become the size of a pea? — Tails explained, showing the height of his index finger and thumb. — Well, first of all, you don’t need to be so nervous. We need to calm down, pull ourselves together and... — before she had time to finish, her eyes widened and asked: — Wait, wait! What did you say about growth? — This takes a long time to explain, Amy. — Try it! — the hedgehog looked at him sternly and the fox sighed heavily with anger, after which he tried to calm himself down and began to explain: — Okay, Amy. Listen carefully and don't ask any questions! In general, it all started when I decided to invent a machine that makes sweets. But not those that you can even buy in stores, but those that are the most delicious, but at the same time the lowest in calories and extremely quickly digested. That is, they would be more delicious than real sweets, but at the same time, no one would gain an ounce from them. — A! So this is where Sonic brought these donuts with him and why they are so delicious! — Amy suggested smiling. Tails went into Amy's room, took out a half-eaten piece of donut, ate it to check and said: — Yes Yes Yes. This is them! — he told her. — Apparently Sonic, while I was looking for waffles, made them using my machine. — But I do not understand? What does your invention have to do with making these sweets and the sweets themselves? — the hedgehog became a little worried. — That’s the horror, Amy! — the fox grabbed her by the shoulders again, but this time he didn’t lift or shake her, but simply held her. — While I was trying to create my own car, nothing worked for me for a long time. Either the machine immediately broke down, or it gave out something wrong instead of sweets, or it gave out counterfeits or some kind of crap, or it gave out something that makes you fatter even more, or something that causes side effects. — Side effects? — Some caused redness, others caused diarrhea, others were tasteless and tasted like plastic, and others completely changed in size. Some were reduced, and some were increased. I was going to destroy the failed samples of sweets that were created, but Sonic mistakenly took one of them, which shrinks the one who eats it. He probably ate them and now he is shrunk, running around here somewhere, and we could accidentally crush him and not notice it. — God! — Amy was scared, froze in place and began to carefully look at her feet. At one time, she lifted one of her legs and checked whether she had crushed Sonic. Fortunately, he himself was not under her feet and he did not run near her feet. Tails also checked under him and his feet. — Tails, could you take off your shoes? I have a clean apartment here. — Oh, yes. Sorry! I'm just scared for Sonic and I was in a terrible hurry to help him. — explained the two-tails, took off his sneakers and put them in the corridor, next to Amy and Sonic’s shoes. — Yes, his sneakers are here. That means he himself is somewhere in your apartment. But where is he? — Let me help you find him! — Thank you, Amy. — the fox thanked the hedgehog for her help and they stood up cancer-wise, starting to look for Sonic on the floor. — SONIC, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, SHOUT!!! IF NOT, SHOUT TWICE!!! — SONIC, DON'T HIDE!!! COME OUT, I PROMISE I WILL NOT CRUSH YOU!!! — Wait, Amy, what was Sonic doing in your apartment? — asked Tails. — I invited him to my place. — Again? — Tails was indignant and stood up. — Amy, I you... — I know, I know. I just invited him to visit me because we had not seen or communicated with him for a long time. I didn’t think that such a disaster would happen. And how was I supposed to know about this? I had some minor problems here myself. My stomach ached for a short time, as if I had eaten something wrong, then something came up in my throat and I tried to swallow it, then something got into my lungs and I started coughing up. True, after all this I felt better. After hearing Amy's story, Tails became thoughtful and said: — Strange, my sweets have no side effects this time. Usually my stomach only hurt when the side effect started to kick in. Unless... — and a terrible idea came to the fox’s head, what happened to Sonic. — Amy, what exactly did you swallow today? Do not remember? Amy stood up and began counting on her fingers. — First, my cookies in the morning, then something else delicious that turned out to be inside the tea when I decided to drink a little while Sonic was in the bathroom and I tried that same donut. Nothing else. — What about the second thing you swallowed with your tea? — Tails asked and Amy answered honestly: — I don't know. I didn’t add anything other than sugar to the tea, which had already dissolved by that time. And there was nothing else there. True, when I drank a little, I felt this something and immediately swallowed it. It was something small, like a grain of sand and... — Oh no! — Tails became worried, immediately realizing that it was possible that it was Sonic himself and that she swallowed him. Even Amy herself, of course, understood the same thing as Tails himself. Especially under his words. She also realized that apparently it was Sonic himself and she swallowed him, even clutching her stomach in fear. — Oh no! That is, I swallowed Sonic?... What will happen now? He will now be digested there and die! What have I done? - she asked herself, clutching her throat. — Calm down, Amy! Perhaps all is not lost and he can be saved. — How? Amy almost panicked. — There are a couple of ways. You can drink something disgusting that tastes like earth, for example. For example, you can take a slurry mixed with salt and drink it, after which your stomach will not tolerate it and you will immediately cleanse it... In one place. I think you can guess what I mean. — It’s kind of disgusting and I probably can’t do it, Tails. — Okay, there is a second option. It is the same as the first one, only simpler and without damage. You just need to eat a laxative. Then you will immediately want to go to the toilet and release Sonic outside. — Hm. In principle it could work, but I think it's risky. What if Sonic falls into the toilet and I accidentally flush him? — Yes. This option is quite risky. — What should we do now? I didn't want Sonic to get into my stomach and be digested there. — Amy almost cried, stroking her belly. — Don’t worry, Amy, we’ll figure something out. I am sure that Sonic will not disappear and will survive there for some time until we figure out how to free him from there. The main thing is to try not to worry, because the more you worry, the more you sweat and the faster your food is digested inside you. However, these words made Amy worry even more that she sat down and began to look at the empty wall. — Why did you tell me this? Now I'm even more worried about him!

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      The last floor was the circulatory system, where the black hedgehog with red stripes went. Only the red hedgehog elevator operator and Sonic remained in the elevator. — Next stop, stomach! — she said and was about to pull the lever down when Sonic grabbed her hands and stopped her. — No, no, wait! I can't put it in my stomach! — Why is this? — the red she-hedgehog didn’t understand. — I need to get into the brain! Do you have a floor with a brain, or at least a brain system? — Sonic asked her, to which the red hedgehog looked at him questioningly and said: — You look like food! Why do you need it in your brain? — No, I'm not just food! I... I... Brain food! — the hedgehog quickly came up with a suitable lie. — A! Well, you would have said so right away me! Next stop, brain! — the elevator operator answers and raises the lever up. They drive a few more floors and rise to the top floor. The doors open and the elevator operator says: — Welcome to Amy’s brain! — Thank you. — Sonic thanked her, walked out of the elevator and the elevator doors closed behind him. The hedgehog looked around. Amy's brain was somewhat reminiscent of a large laboratory or workshop with a purple ceiling through which blue lightning sparks passed. In the center of the room were two pedestals with two objects. Under one glass flask was a pea the size of a ball, and under the other was also a brain. Both plinths had black wires that were plugged into two outlets on the wall at the same time. There were also inscriptions. The pedestal with the pea had the inscription "Stupidity" and the pedestal with the brain had the inscription "Wisdom". Looking at this, Sonic rolled his eyes smiling, thinking: — I always knew that Amy could be both stupid and smart at the same time. Sonic then saw a desktop on which there was a small computer processor, and a microphone was connected to it. Next to the microphone was the inscription “Microphone for conscience.” — Perhaps with his help I can contact Amy and she will hear me? — he decided out loud, walked up to it and picked it up, starting to say: — One, one, check! Amy, can you hear me? But Amy didn't answer. Sonic didn’t understand why it didn’t work and was already desperate that he was probably stuck here forever. However, he noticed that the computer processor to which the microphone was connected had another wire with a plug. Moreover, it was not connected to the outlet. Apparently Amy was unscrupulous, or her conscience simply did not bother her and was always silent until she left forever, or Amy did not listen to her conscience at all, until her conscience itself got tired of it and turned off her microphone, deciding that Amy did not need her. The hedgehog connected this plug to the socket, and then returned to the microphone and spoke into it again: — Hello, Amy! Can you hear me? Answer me!

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      Amy herself suddenly heard Sonic's voice and widened her eyes. — Strange! — What are you talking about, Amy? — Tails asked her, and she answered him: — Did I crazy it or did I hear Sonic’s voice? — “She still heard me!” — Sonic rejoiced in his thoughts and continued speaking into the microphone. — Amy, it's me, Sonic. Can you hear me? If you can hear me, then answer. At first Amy was silent, but immediately answered, looking somewhere at the wall: — Yes, Sonic. I hear you. And do you hear me? — Yes. I'm in your brain. — Sonic answered. — Who are you talking to? — Tails didn’t understand her. — With Sonic, Tails. Her here in my brain. He speaks to me. — the hedgehog pointed to her head. — Come on! — the fox's eyes bulged, not believing it at first. — This is impossible! But I'm glad he's okay and that you have him there. — Amy, ask Tails how can I get out of your head from here? — the hedgehog voiced his question into the microphone and Amy relayed it to Tails: — Tails, Sonic is asking you how he can get out of my brain? Two-tailed scratched his chin as he thought about this question. — Hm-m!... Well, I believe that if Sonic somehow miraculously got into your brain, then somewhere in your brain there should be a gas chamber with a gas channel so that he could get out through it. At this moment you will burp and spit it out. — Ugh! — Sonic frowned at what he heard. — Ugh! — Amy repeated in agreement with Sonic. — There’s no other way, Amy. Now this is the only way to do it! — Okay then. I’m ready for anything to finally free him from myself. I didn’t want to swallow him and have him inside me forever. — Nothing, Amy. I forgive you. — Sonic took pity on her, feeling a little sad, and then said rudely: — It’s all Tails’ fault! However, Amy did not voice what she heard out loud, so as not to upset the fox. — We need to trigger an internal combustion reaction inside you to form a strong jet of gases that will push Sonic out of your brain through your mouth. In order for you to burp, for example, you need to drink sparkling water or eat something again. — Tails suggested, doing the math on his tablet. — I’d rather drink soda so that Sonic is finally free! — Amy suggested. — Then it's decided! I'll be right back. — said the two-tailed man and ran to the exit. — WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? — Amy shouted at him, and Tails shouts back: — I'LL BE BACK, AMY!!! MOST IMPORTANTLY, TELL SONIC NOT TO LEAVE YOUR BRAIN UNTIL I COME BACK!!! STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!! In general, Sonic already heard this, because he was in Amy’s brain and heard everything the same as she did. Sonic had to sit down on the nearest chair and sadly think about something. Amy did the same, sitting back down on the couch. She was terribly ashamed that she swallowed Sonic and that he ended up inside her. — Sonic, are you still there in the brain? — I'm here, Amy. Do not worry about me! — Forgive me, Sonic! I didn’t want to eat you, so that you would end up first in my stomach and then in my brain. — It's okay, Amy. Is it true. I have never been in such traps and got out of them. It's not your fault. How could you know that I would shrink and become so small that not only would you not see me, but you wouldn’t even hear me. It's all Tails' fault! No matter what Tails invents and shows me, his inventions bring me trouble every time and I am forced to suffer. Do you remember how, for example, I became a young hedgehog after that Tails ray? And that moment where, because of the blue roses, you almost thought that I made them for you. Then, by some miracle, you immediately guessed that it was Shadow who wanted to set me up. — Sonic asked and Amy, having calmed down a little, laughed, remembering these moments. — Yes, it was funny. But I myself suffered because of this. Tails is to blame for all of this. Because of him, I became so small and was swallowed by you. — Don't be offended, Sonic, but it seems to me that you yourself are to blame. You basically took those non-millet waffles and ate them without even asking permission about them. You yourself could possibly be to blame for this, but you put the blame on a friend who wanted the best. Haven't you thought about this? Sonic thought about what Amy said and realized that she was right. Apparently it was his own fault, since he took those waffles and didn’t ask him. Although there was no need to ask if he himself wanted to treat him with them. — But Tails told me that he wanted to treat me with them and went to look for them. I thought these were the same waffles. — No, Sonic. These waffles were one of his unsuccessful attempts to create those same sweets. They had a side effect and he was going to destroy them, and perhaps he wanted to bring you real waffles made from that very machine, which were possible without the side effect. — Amy explained, taking one of the buns and began to wash it down with tea. In principle, since Sonic was in her brain, it means that now she could calmly eat and drink further, no longer fearing for him. — Okay, Amy. I admit it! It’s my own fault and it’s a waste of time to blame everything on Tails. There's only one thing I don't understand. Just tell me honestly, Amy. Do you have no conscience at all? I’m just in your brain and I’ll talk to you through a microphone for the sake of conscience. But there is no conscience here. Don't you have a conscience? — Why not? Eat. I just rarely listen to it. Now, for example, I was terribly ashamed that I swallowed you and that you could be digested in my stomach. I was even afraid that you would die there and blamed myself for it. I have a conscience, but I don’t always listen to it. Most often I try to ignore it. Amy explained. — A! So that's why the conscience microphone was unplugged. — said Sonic. He looked around again and noticed several document boxes on the adjacent wall. All the boxes were labeled “Memories.” Opening one of these drawers out of curiosity, he noticed several folders. Taking out one of them, he read its title: “My relationship with Sonic the hedgehog.” — Having opened the folder, he leafed through each sheet of paper from there and read each heading out loud: - First meeting. Love. Chase. The disappointment is that he never showed up for the date. Quarrels with conflicts. Finding out the truth that he doesn't love me. Frustration and despair. Adoption. Friendship. — Sonic smiled, making a sad look, thinking how Amy remembers all this well, that she even keeps it in her head. And most importantly, she does not forget about all this. He puts the papers back into the folder, the folder itself back into the drawer and closes it. Suddenly, Tails himself returns and brings two things with him. The first is a wristwatch with the smallest satellite dish and a bottle of carbonated cola. — Here I am! Hold it! — Cola? — asked Amy. — Not just any cola, but a cola created by my machine. That's why you won't get bad from it. Just drink it all down and burp. — Tails explained to her, and then approached Amy’s head and began to address Sonic, inside her. — And you, Sonic, find the gas chamber, open it and lock yourself inside, then wait for Amy to burp you. — Fine. — Sonic did not argue and found a hatch in the floor, next to which there was the inscription “Caution, gas chamber!” Turning the handle, opening the hatch and going down inside, as if into a submarine, he locked himself in there. Inside there was a small and empty dark blue room with a single picture of a cigarette behind a red cross and the inscription “No smoking!” Noticing this, Sonic rolled his eyes and asked himself: — Well, really, it was impossible to do without a joke about smoking? Amy at this time began to drink all the cola from the bottle to the very bottom. When she drank it to the last drop, she ran her tongue over her lips and said: — Tasty! Suddenly, she felt her stomach begin to gurgle as Tails stood to the side, watching her curiously. The hedgehog’s cheeks immediately puffed out slightly and she still burped. Along with the burp, Sonic himself flew out through her mouth, emitting a heart-rending scream. He flew straight into another cup full of tea for himself and it seemed that he was about to fall into it. Tails came to the rescue and managed to catch it in his palm. — Caught! — said the fox. — I'm sorry! — smiling, the hedgehog apologized for belching and patted herself on the chest. — Are you okay, Sonic? — the fox asked the hedgehog, looking at him through a magnifying glass, and he nodded to him. — Well, thank God! — Tails calmed down at first, and then looked at him sternly and shouted: — ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? Even Amy flinched and jumped at Tails' scream. Sonic was so frightened that he was petrified with fear and could not move. — WHO ASKED YOU TO GO INTO THAT DRAWER IN THE NIGHT DESK AND TAKE THOSE WAFFLES THAT I HID TO DESTROY LATER??? I ASKED YOU TO JUST WAIT FOR ME UNTIL I BROUGHT THOSE OTHER WAFFLES THAT WOULDN'T DIFFER YOU!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU??? Sonic, not expecting such a reaction from his best friend, gets so scared that he almost cries. Out of resentment, he sits down and folds into a ball, or rather a round blue ball. Amy noticed this and, fearing for Sonic, intervened: — Tails, don't! Don't yell at him like that! Let's forgive him better? He's already suffered enough! Sonic, hearing Amy’s words, almost stopped crying and first raised his head when he saw that the fox was taking out a fly swatter and saying threateningly: — Now! Now I’ll forgive you... Ten times in one place! — he said and raised the fly swatter to the top, preparing to hit Sonic. He was unable to move and curled up into a ball again, preparing for the blow. — TAILS!!! — Amy shouted at the fox. He looked at the hedgehog with a stern look, and she herself was almost crying and begging him not to do this: — Please! Two-tailed looks between the smaller Sonic in his palm and Amy, who is still trying to convince him not to be so angry with Sonic and to forgive him. Tails frowned, still holding a grudge against Sonic, but he eventually calmed down under the hedgehog's pleas, sighed heavily and said: — Okay, Sonic. I forgive you! But next time, don’t ever scare me like that again! You understood me? The hedgehog raised his head, looking questioningly at the fox, and then nodded in response. Then the fox smiled, put Sonic on the floor, stood up and aimed the satellite dish from his wristwatch at Sonic. — Do not move! He presses the blue button and the wristwatch shoots a red beam at the smaller Sonic. Sonic immediately began to grow in size and became his normal size again. The hedgehog looked around, looked at himself and was very glad to return to his previous appearance. He sighed heavily and wiped the sweat from his forehead. — It’s so good to be big again. Even Amy was glad that Sonic was big again, and that he was here safe and sound. Sonic, although he was also a little angry at Tails, although he partly realized that he himself was to blame and that he deserved to be yelled at by his two-tailed friend, he decided to simply speak out: — Tails, let's make an agreement! From now on, don’t call me again if you come up with or create anything else. It’s better to call someone else for this instead of me, if you just wanted to brag. For example Amy. She will probably be interested in looking at what else you have thought up or invented. — Agreed, Sonic. Just promise from now on that from now on you will be patient, you won’t poke your nose into places you didn’t ask without permission, and wait. — Certainly. Deal! — the hedgehog answered and shook the fox’s hand. When Tails went to his home and Amy closed behind him, Sonic himself sat down on the sofa and thought: — “Why do I always step on the same rake? I again agreed to look at Tails’ new invention and ended up getting hurt again because of his invention. So much so that he almost died. I can’t even imagine what I would do if I were freed from Amy’s brain or stomach, but at the same time remained so tiny for the rest of my life. Then I would probably have to change my place of residence, move somewhere where short people live, find new friends there and start a possibly new life, forgetting forever about the old life with old friends. I would probably go crazy from this. So I’m so glad that this whole nightmare ended so quickly.” Thinking about this, Sonic covered his eyes with his hands. Amy sat down next to him, hugged the hedgehog, lightly patted him on the shoulder and took pity on the suffering hedgehog. She would never forgive herself if her best friend died in her stomach. Sonic calms down a little, looks at Amy and hugs her too. True, then they both come to their senses, bulge their eyes and let go of each other, looking at the ceiling. Forgetting about what they were doing here, they decided to continue what Sonic came to visit her for. They just sat down to drink tea with sweets from Tails' machine. They even tried to forget about what happened today. — “And Tails’s sweets are truly the most delicious!” — Sonic thought, eating his donut and drinking tea. — “Tails’ sweets are still delicious.” — Amy thought about the same thing.

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      Tails kept his promise to Sonic, just as Sonic kept his to him. Now, from now on, if he invents something, he will show off his new products not only with Sonic alone, but also with other friends. For example, with the same Amy. But won’t they, instead of Sonic, suffer from some stupid accident in the future? Or not?