𝙏𝙤𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙩

      One afternoon, Amy the Hedgehog went to visit the rabbits to get a little refreshment. On the way, she meets Shadow, who was sitting on a stone and thinking about something. — Hello, Shadow. Why are you sitting here? And all alone? — I want to and I’m sitting. What do you want? — Shadow answered a little rudely. — I'm going to visit Vanilla and Cream. Would you like to come with me? Shadow thought about her question and said: — Okay. Go! Black-scarlet and pink went further together. Along the way, Amy asked Shadow: — Have you met Sonic? — I met! Why no! As usual, he annoyed and annoyed me. — Well, don't grumble. He is always like this in character. We’re not picking on you because you’re... Like this. Shadow sighs heavily and says: — Yes you are right. Maybe I got excited, speaking so rudely about him? They came to the rabbits' home and Vanilla let them in. The guests were seated at the table and awaiting food. — What's for breakfast? — asked Amy. Vanilla climbed into the pan and sniffed it. A strange smell came from her. — M... Poop. — What? — Shadow didn’t understand. — I’m saying there’s a poop floating in the soup. — Vanilla explained, put the fire on the table and called her daughter. — Cream, come here! Cream came running with Cheese and asked: — Yes mom. — Cream, how many times can I explain to you? This is a pan, and this is a pot! — Vanilla explained, pointing first to a pot of soup, and then to the exact same pot on the floor in the corner. — Is it really so difficult for you to remember? — Sorry, mom. They look exactly the same and I don’t remember which one is for this and which one is for that. — Chao-chao. — Don’t you have a toilet? — asked Amy. — The fact of the matter is that we don’t have it in our house. That's why we all go potty. — Vanilla explained. Cream lowered her head guiltily and sighed heavily. — Maybe you should build a sortir then? — Amy suggested. — What kind of Sam Tir? — Vanilla asked, not hearing the word correctly. Amy laughed in response and replied: — Not the Sam Tir, Vanilla. And sor-tir! — she corrected her. — And what is it? — Cream didn’t understand. — This is the same as the toilet. Only on the street, but behind walls and door so that no one peeps at you. — Amy explained. — I saw this in one cartoon about a green ogre. — A! This sortir? Now I understand. — Cream answered. — Chao-chao. — Exactly! Let's do it right now. Then we will calmly go out into the street and will no longer go to the potties and confuse them. — Vanilla suggested. — How should a sortir be made? — Cream didn’t understand. — Very easy. — Shadow stood up from his chair. — First you dig a hole, and then you build walls and a door around this very hole so that you can enter and close it. — A! Now I understand. Then let's start making a sortir. — Sortir? — Vanilla asked. — Sortir? — asked Shadow. — Sortir? — asked Amy. — Sortir? — Cheese asked in a human voice. Cream immediately began to sing, followed by the others in chorus: ♪ Well, of course, the toilet! La! La! La-a-ay! ♪ — Fine-fine! Enough Disney! — said Shadow. They abruptly stopped the song, took shovels and went outside. Have you started thinking about where to dig a hole near their house? — Let's start making a sortir! — Vanilla said. — Let's start making a sortir! — Amy said. — Let's start making a sortir! — said Shadow, and Cream sang again: ♪ Let's start making a sortir! La! La! La-a-ay! ♪ Then Cream interrupted the song herself: — Stop, stop! Where will we dig a hole? — The main thing is to choose a more reliable place, so that it is closer to your home, it is more convenient for you to go to it and back home. But at the same time, so that it does not interfere with other passers-by walking past your house. Amy explained. — Are you sure, Miss Amy? — asked Cream. — Remember! From a bad toilet to Hell is one step. And I walked this path. — Amy answered. — Oh, okay! While they were looking for where they would dig a hole, Amy decided to say something else: — By the way! I want to say right away that the fairy tale I hate most is the story about “Moo-Moo”. Then she-hedgehog herself sang: ♪ Because Gerasim is a fool! ♪ — No, seriously! He really is a fool! It was in vain that he got a dog and made this booth for it, because then he had to drown Moo-Moo in the river. This toilet ended up being ruined. — O! Look! I found a pre-prepared hole. — said Cream and everyone came up to her. It really is a pit. Deep at that. — I wonder who dug it up here? — Vanilla asked. — Who cares? The main thing is that now we don’t have to dig anything. And the place for the pit is very reliable. The toilet here will not disturb any passers-by, and it will be more convenient for you to get out here next to it and back. — Amy said. — And that’s true! Let's then start building the toilet itself. — Vanilla said. — All we have to do is find a couple of boards and we’ll have our own personal srartir. — Cream was delighted, naming the toilet a little incorrectly.

Later

      They found a bunch of boards, made three walls, a ceiling and a door, and at the bottom they also attached a floor with a round hole for a pit. After nailing a couple of thick nails, they finished the toilet itself and it was ready. Vanilla, Cream, Cheese, Amy and Shadow were proud of their creation. — Here you go! The sortir is ready. — Amy said. — I'm the first to check it. — Cream suggested, went inside and closed the toilet door behind her. The sound of watering flushing was heard outside the door, and then the sound of water flushing into the toilet was made. When Cream came out, everyone looked at her in surprise. — Where is the toilet? — asked Shadow. — In terms of? — Cream didn’t understand. — We heard the sound of flushing! — Vanilla explained. — Chao-chao. — A! Not really. I jokingly parodied the sound. O! Well, stop! Mr. Shadow, play that music when you hear that sound again! — asked the rabbit and went back into the toilet, locking herself there. Shadow took out a tape recorder and was preparing to turn on the desired song. Cream again parodied the sound of the flush and as soon as she left the sortir, opening the door, at that moment the song “Smash Mouth — All Star” sounded from Shadow’s tape recorder. ♪ Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me ♪ ♪ I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed ♪ Shadow turned off the music. — Anyone else want to go to our toilet? — asked Cream, but Amy, Cheese and Vanilla didn’t want to, but Shadow suddenly felt impatient. — Now it's my turn! — Shadow said and entered there next. He went inside and locked himself there.

And at this time

      Cream, Vanilla, Cheese, Shadow and Amy did not know that this very pit was actually a secret passage to the secret underground base of Dr. Eggman, who was hatching his insidious plans. He was walking calmly when he suddenly slipped on some yellow puddle on the floor. He stood up and rubbed his bruised side. — What did I trip over? — he asked himself and stood up. Noticing a yellow puddle on the floor, he sniffed it. — Ugh! What's that smell? Suddenly, a poop fell through a round pipe on the ceiling and fell into a yellow puddle, splashing a few drops of it on Eggman's face. — Ugh! Ugh! That's disgusting! — he cursed and wiped his face. — BOKO, DECO, CLEAN UP HERE!!!

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      Shadow came out of the toilet all happy and smiling. He clearly enjoyed going to such a toilet. At the same moment, Big the cat came to visit the rabbits. — Hello! — Oh, hi, Mr. Big! Look what we did! Now we and our guests can use our own toilet. — O! A real toilet? Let me sit in it! — the cat asked and went inside next. Having squeezed inside, he closes himself behind himself and also begins to defecate. The sound of a fart was heard mixed with Big screaming at this moment: — UA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH...

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      Eggman's robots removed the contents of the poop and urine and Eggman shook his head in displeasure. Suddenly, another poop, but larger, fell from the ceiling through the same hole onto the floor. Eggman got angry at this, clenched his teeth and said: — I'm over it! Suddenly, a brown liquid slurry poured from the ceiling, which flooded this secret base of Eggman and the latter screamed at the top of his lungs: — A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!!! A pile of liquid poop leaked out of the ceiling and flooded Eggman's entire base underground.

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      Big comes out of the toilet and says: — Woohoo! That was a pleasant feeling! I have never experienced anything like this in my life. — I told you! The sortir is a very useful thing. — Amy said. Suddenly, Eggman himself crawls out of the hole into the sortirs, covered in brown shit and was very angry with Amy, Cream, Vanilla, Cheese, Big and Shadow. He shouted at them: — IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!!! WATH IT OCCURRED TO YOUR HEAD, BUILD A PARASHA OVER MY SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE AND SHIT ON MY HEAD!!!