𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝑯𝑬𝑫𝑮𝑬𝑯𝑶𝑮

      Sonic was lying on the lawn with daisies with his eyes closed, resting and not bothering anyone, when Shadow suddenly came running and poked his index finger in his forehead, waking him up. — A? What? - the blue hedgehog burst out. — Hello, faker! - says the black-scarlet one. — Hey! Just don't start again! I know you! — Admit it! I'm still cooler than you. — How is it? — Everyone knows that of the two of us, I’m the coolest. I’m completely... — he didn’t have time to finish when Sonic interrupted him: — No no no no no. Just dare to say this nonsense about some kind of perfection or life forms one more time, and I swear by Chaos!... — he threatened with his fist. Sonic and Shadow silently looked into each other's eyes for a long time. Then Shadow replies: — Okay. I'll just say that I can use Chaos control and Chaos blast, but you can't. And besides, I'm the fastest. — Not true. I can also use Chaos control, just like you. And I'm the fastest. Shadow grinned in response. — Can you fire Chaos blast? — Uh... I don’t know... I haven’t tried it yet. — Yeah. So you can't. What does this mean?... That's right. You, Sonic, are just a pathetic faker, and I am the real perfect form... — Here we go again! — the blue hedgehog hit himself on the forehead. — YOU ARE NOT A PERFECT LIFE FORM, SHADOW!!! YOU ARE JUST A PATHETIC BRAGGER!!! NO ONE IN OUR UNIVERSE IS PERFECT!!! EVEN I AM NOT PERFECT!!! YOU ARE JUST A BRAGING HEDGEHOG!!! — What a cheek! You say this on purpose to belittle me and increase your self-esteem. — There’s nothing to invent! — Sonic answers. — Well, that's enough! This is too much, Sonic. I'm the best hedgehog, not you! — No, I’m the best! — No. — Yes. — No. — Yes Yes Yes. — Do not lie! — NO, I AM THE BEST!!! — NO IT'S ME!!! — I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST AND FASTEST HEDGEHOG, AND YOU EVEN APPEARED LATER!!! — NOT TRUE!!! I APPEARED BEFORE YOU!!! YOU WASN'T BORN YET!!! — YOU'RE JUST A STUPID CLONE OF ME ORIGINAL SELF!!! — ENOUGH!!! I TOLD YOU THAT I AM THE BEST!!! — NO, I AM THE BEST!!! — NO I!!! — Shadow shouted. — NO I!!! — Sonic shouted. — NO I!!! — Shadow repeated. — NO I!!! — Sonic repeated. — NO I!!! — NO I!!! — I!!! — I!!! — I!!! — I!!! Shadow and Sonic became angry and breathed through their teeth. They were ready to punch each other. — I WILL GIVE YOU RIGHT NOW WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BEST!!! — Shadow shouted. — I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT!!! Before they had time to attack each other, Tails stood between them, stretched out his hands in both of them and calmly said: — Sorry for interfering in your personal conversation, guys. But you're both wrong. You are both equally the best, fastest and most perfect hedgehogs. — he tells them, smiling. Sonic and Shadow's eyes widened as they looked at Tails and then at each other. Sonic didn’t even know what to answer, but Shadow just frowned and answered the fox: — Shaut up, mutant! — WHA-A-A-A-AT!!!??? — the two-tailed one immediately became angry with the black-scarlet one and attacked the perfect life form, knocking him to the ground. The fox began to hit the hedgehog in the face, and it hurt so much that he screamed, and Sonic just stood still and didn’t even know what to do. Should I help Shadow, or will he deal with his best friend himself?

Don't insult don't anger Tails!