Just Innocent Joke! Expanded | Madara x Haruko (OC)

🕤 9:30 AM Warm and cozy autumn day. It's a typical start to a working day in Tokyo. The streets and roads gradually fill with people and cars. A man driving a car and talking on a mobile phone. "Yes," he inhales deeply, "I'm on my way to the office. A meeting? This is the first time I've heard about it," he replied boldly. The policeman's voice angrily reprimanded him for not attending a meeting at the police department, which had already started. "I'm just kidding!" he smirked. "Why are you so nervous this morning, Obito? Has no one congratulated you on your promotion? It is impossible! What a pity!" The voice on the phone is getting heavy. "No, I am not weird with you," Madara admitted. "I overslept, that's all. Are you satisfied with that explanation, Chief?" he stopped at a red light. Obito is fueled by anger. He continued to rant without stopping. Madara ignored all his complaints. "Cool off! I will be there starting at ten o'clock. You'll be fine without me. I'm not interested in idle chit-chat." God! He's such a stuffy man. He thought and rang off. Ruling leadership introduces the newly appointed Chief of Police today. Obito Uchiha and his damn promotion! He recently became one hell of a bigwig and attempted to boss me around. He has a talent for pissing me off! Madara grits his teeth. 🔗JIJ! Comic page 432 Published: Jun 18, 2020  Suddenly, he heard a dull thud from behind him. "Cripes! Another car hit me in the rear." He glared in the rearview mirror. "Are you fucking nuts? Why don't you look where you're going?!" He scolds them severely. "Oh, my God! Shit! No way! Today was my first day behind the wheel, and I had an accident." The girl was shocked. "Sigh, I had the misfortune of crashing into someone." She leaned her head against the wheel, almost crying. Madara got out of the car and went to look around for damage. The remains of the tail light were lying on the sidewalk. "Do you know how much it costs to replace a complete tail light for this car?!" He murmurs. "He seems so annoyed and gestures rudely." The frightened girl looked out the window at the scene, staying in the car. "I'm in trouble. I get a lump in my throat when I think about it." "If you know you're a bad driver, stop fucking driving." He hissed and headed off to confront the driver. "Are you going to get out of your car? Stop being a coward and take responsibility for your actions." Madara bent down with his arms crossed. The girl timidly got out of the car. "I-I sincerely apologize for all the trouble I've caused." She stood awkwardly beside the vehicle door and began to calm her stormy sea of thoughts. Damn it! Pull yourself together. Don't act like an idiot. She pondered and exhaled. Madara was a little taken aback. "A girl? Why am I not surprised?" He rolled his eyes and said harshly. A frail woman stood before him, about five feet nine inches tall. She wears a white blouse, a knee-length high-waisted black skirt, and red heels. The outfit perfectly emphasizes her exquisite curves. Her long black hair waved in the wind. Madara kept his gaze on the girl, eagerly awaiting an explanation. His anger faded quickly, and his expression softened. "Please, here's my visiting card." — the young woman gently handed him a piece of paper. "I work in a bank. I'll pay the price! I am sorry. Can we deal with it without calling the police, please? Because I'm late for work... " She gave him an anxious gaze. The man smirked. Honey, a cop is standing right in front of you. — He thought but didn't say it out loud. The look on her face was so sweet, and her tone was very enveloping. It seemed impossible for him to be angry at such a beautiful and charming creature. Sighing heavily, he took the card, glanced into her green eyes, and answered. "It's all right, babe. I'll be over tonight." "Great!" She grinned with relief. "By the way, how can I address you?" "Oh, right! I realized I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Madara, Uchiha Madara." "I'll wait for you at the bank, Madara." "Yes, um..," he peeked at the card to call the woman by her name. "See you later, Haruko." He waved his hand from behind his back. "Sorry again for the inconvenience." The girl said and got into the car. Madara checked his watch and left, mumbling that he was already late. He looked at the woman's car in the rearview mirror and added sarcastically. "An incident on the road, instead of my morning coffee, is a great way to start the day." Haruko groaned. "Gosh darn! Now I'll have to take it in for repairs...It's a waste of money again. I got it all fucked up!" She nervously slammed her foot against the gas pedal, and they both disappeared over the horizon.