«Good Omens». Being Crowley's girlfriend (#1)
December 14, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Notes:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41579625/chapters/104289162
Being Crowley's girlfriend:
• You were an angel.
• Was in the angelic garrison under the command of Aziraphale.
• You were no stranger to human emotions, which, according to the supreme commanders of Heaven, was very bad, so you carefully hid it from everyone.
• You never liked Gabriel.
• You met Crowley when you were sent to spy on Aziraphale on Earth because the "Light" command didn't trust him.
• Aziraphale was the closest friend of the demon Crowley, which you found out almost immediately, but, like the heavenly forces, for a long time could not believe it.
• But in the end everything was confirmed and all you had to do was tell the command of heaven and the Archangel Gabriel about it.
• But by that time you doubted that it was so necessary, because you saw how Aziraphale and Crowley had become attached to each other over six thousand years of dating. And it was very bad: an angel should not doubt the orders of his superiors.
• You didn't want to do anything stupid, but you couldn't disobey a direct order from your superiors, so you told Gabriel that you hadn't yet collected evidence of Aziraphale's guilt (in whatever it was). And Gabriel gave you as much time as you need, in other words, he no longer limited you in time.
• You found out that Aziraphale and Crowley are not only friends, but also trying to prevent the Apocalypse. Together. And for some reason alone.
• This surprised you, you began to understand and found out that in fact the end of the world is needed by both angels and demons to start a Great Battle and, apparently, let off steam, simultaneously proving superiority over the opposing side.
• You were horrified and tried to contact Aziraphale unnoticed by the Heavens and your brethren.
• The angel listened to you and wanted to tell you what was going on right away, but the demon Crowley did not immediately believe you and forbade Aziraphale to tell you anything until they were convinced that you were not sent by Gabriel and someone higher than his rank.
• You didn't like lying, absolutely, and you didn't know how to lie, so you immediately confessed to them that initially your task was to keep an eye on Aziraphale. The angel's eyes bulged, unable to believe that Heaven did not trust him, and the demon muttered something unpleasant under his breath.
• In the end, they gave you something like a probation period.
• But they had absolutely no time for this, because there were fewer and fewer days left until the end of the world.
• You met the antichrist, Adam Young, who seemed nice and did not resemble his real father, Satan at all.
• What you immediately told Crowley, who agreed with you.
• Later you met Newton and Anathema, who seemed very nice to you, even though Anathema was trying to impress you as a cool witch. You already knew she was cool, you didn't have to prove it.
• You spent more and more time on earth with Aziraphale and Crowley, or with one of them if the other was busy. And you liked it, which, in theory, should have terrified you like an angel. For some moments you wondered if you were an angel at all, since you had such thoughts and immediately reproached yourself for them.
• Crowley heard you muttering once. He immediately caught up with you and turned you around, shaking you by the shoulders.
"Don't doubt who you are, Y/N. If you doubt, then you are already doomed," he looked at you excitedly, and you couldn't take your eyes off the yellow eyes with snake pupils and nodded mechanically.
• He honestly told you how he fell and how he felt at that moment.
"You're my friend, Y/N, and I don't want this to happen to you."
"Friend?" you blinked, a meaningful expression appeared in your eyes.
"Of course," he smiled softly, as he had smiled only at Aziraphale before.
• But despite what he told you, you still thought a lot ("Am I in my place"?). It's just that now you've become afraid that one day you'll do something un-angelic (and more demonic) and fall, just like Crowley.
• Aziraphale calmed you down more by saying that he was just going with the flow, not trusting anyone except Crowley... and you. He has, so to speak, outlined a circle of friends to whom he can confide.
• Right before the end of the world, Crowley and Aziraphale decided to talk to Adam and took you with them so that you would be something like a third party who saw the underside of Heaven for what it is and if anything helped the angel and the demon.
"Hi, Adam," you smiled softly.
The boy also smiled back at you and waved his hand.
"Hello, Y/N."
• And in the end Adam made his choice.
• In this situation, you were pleased that Adam abandoned his "native" father and Satan no longer had heirs, but you were scared that he could try to start a war between Heaven and Hell again.
• After all the adventures you have experienced, you have become very friendly with Aziraphale.
• And the angel let Adam and his friends, Anathema and Newton into his circle.
• You communicated with Adam as an ordinary child, and not as a "son" of Satan, and he was always very happy to see you.
• As well as Anathema with Newton and Aziraphale and Crowley.
• And you were very happy that he had such good friends.
• You got attached to his Dog, and he always happily barked and wagged his tail at the sight of you.
• You have become a frequent visitor to earth.
• Also began to communicate more with Aziraphale and Crowley.
• On the advice of Aziraphale, you got acquainted with his favorite places of stay ("Suddenly you will like something, Y/N!").
• You thought Crowley attracted you more because he was on the dark side. But after he and Aziraphale prevented the end of the world, he became an unwelcome guest in Hell, just like Aziraphale in Heaven. They chose their side.
• But gradually you began to understand your feelings and were afraid of them. You were irresistibly attracted to Crowley and you couldn't suppress this attraction.
• You thought you could hide your feelings from Crowley, but he surprised you when he came to talk to one of your favorite places on earth — some local cafe.
• You didn't find out everything as people, because you weren't people at all.
• But this conversation helped clarify the feelings between you, which were very mutual.
• Communication between angels and demons was forbidden, so you had to hide very, very carefully.
• But after you literally ruined the Supreme Plan, you didn't think that anyone would be surprised that you got together.
• One day Crowley blabbed to Aziraphale. Accidentally. And he took the angel's word that he would be silent "like a fish." Although, of course, he was indignant ("I'm not a fish, Crowley!").
• But since the angel was very curious, he decided to ask you what it's like for an angel to meet a demon.
• You couldn't explain it to him, so you honestly admitted that you didn't know.
• But Aziraphale himself doesn't seem to be offended by you for that. On the contrary, he was happy for you and Crowley.
• Crowley seems cold, but he is very caring.
• You wanted to help Crowley with plants, but he looked at your methods and said a decisive "No".
• Once the Lord himself called you to a conversation (through Metatron, yes). He wanted to know if you were comfortable living if you violated his ban, and how the demon Crowley would react to the fact that after a while you could fall the same way as him. You considered it a threat and honestly replied that Crowley didn't care about your status ("Angel, demon… Does it matter?"). You knew that the demon loves you for who you are and it's unlikely that your fall would have changed anything.
• Afterwards, you told Crowley about this conversation. He expressed fears that you might be deprived of your angelic status, but supported you when you said that he didn't care about the status.
• You rarely kiss in public places. Too many extra eyes. And ears.
• And in Crowley's apartment, too. Hastur or Ligur can always get out there. It seems that they never rest at all and never leave observation.
• Adam quickly realized that you were together. Crowley called him "too smart a kid."
• Anathema and Newton were happy for you.
• Soon, by the way, they sent you an invitation to their wedding, which you gladly accepted and came.
• With Anathema, you have become strong friends and have always been a welcome guest in their house.
• Newton tried to make friends with Crowley, but Crowley didn't really need it, so their relationship remained at the level of friendship.
• You were just smiling because Pulcifer was cute and awkward. Very.
• You and Crowley were willing to sacrifice yourself for each other if necessary.
• But, fortunately, all that was required of you was to love and protect each other, which you happily did.