The Day of Goruha

00.00 One night I had a dream about a burger, and I woke up scared. I tiptoed into the kitchen. There was a refrigerator. He's my friend, his name is Jerry. I kissed him (don't tell anyone, okay?) By the way, the Kitchen is my friend. I took it from Jerry's mmm, baked it with these stupid yeast. I liked it, it seemed to me that I was in the clouds, that I was in this mint... mmm... hrrr… I dreamed that I was floating in the clouds, covered with mint and cotton candy with candied fruits.... Mm... Mmmmmm.... 07.36 Mom said, “Goruha, you're a good girl!” I said, “M...”She said, 'Goruha, go to school!” I started to pack a briefcase and put apples, pears, mmm, milk kvass, yogurt, jelly soup, French borscht, potatoes, cabbage soup, fried pies, cookies, beef liver, pollock liver. Mix the granulated sugar. Manti dumplings waffles caramel mustard mayonnaise ketchup pumpkins, squash caviar mochrovka cucumbers, cabbage rolls lentils sprats cottage cheese chocolate lagman, pizza, juice, sandwiches, coffee, cocoa, tea, pancakes with sour cream pancakes with jam, honey bananas strawberries porridge prunes, raisins and dried apricots, grapes, kefir ryazhenka snowball egurt potatoes, boiled in Pieces of mashed potatoes Rollton spaghetti doshik chips, bread and salt and pepper by apchi! Onion herring cheese mustard cranberries rutabaga lentils celery vanilla cinnamon pepper (Bulgarian) rice and barberry. Buckwheat porridge with semolina, baked apples, a pencil case and a diary. 08.59."Oh, it's time for Gorukha!”Mmm! I ran, yaha, yaha, fffuh. Bgukha Ivanovna, I have no time! Mitonokh, don't shoot, I swear by Napoleon. Govrukha is an English scientist, mmm!!! (in a whisper) R o v n o v p o l n o h!.. School... sorry for being late, Serzhukha Ivanovna. 09.10 °C to r u x a and v a n o n a: We are starting the lesson. Mitonokh, don't jump. Don't fall asleep! Don't get smart! Integral, stop doing magic! It won't help! Tainukh, put the phone away! Don't draw in the textbook! Goruha, don't slurp!... Me: Mmm!!! BY NAPOLEON!! I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN! Sergukha Ivanovna: Gorukha, don't shout, we're not at the stadium. Ktphfpyk, what a zoo! (I choked on celery) I'm checking my homework... all of the 2nd, except the Clever One, the Clever One and the Integral. They're five. The clever girl is 5+. (The clever girl beamed) 16.00 Hooray! You can go home now. I'm already hungry, the bag is already empty. I'm going to drop by Bguha Ivanovna's! Do you have a Napoleon? No? Sorry. Then take that bunch of bagels over there. And weigh 1 kg of apples. Bye, I'm going to the store. Okay, the cart. Take: apples, pears, mmm, milk, kvass, yogurt, jelly, cookies, liver, beef liver, pollock. Mix the granulated sugar. Waffles dumplings mustard caramel mayonnaise ketchup pumpkin squash caviar mochrovka cucumbers, lentils sprats cottage cheese chocolate pizza coffee juice cocoa tea sour cream pancakes jam honey bananas strawberries porridge prunes raisins dried apricots grapes kefir ryazhenka snowball yogurt rollton doshik chips for spaghetti bread-salt-pepper nuts! Onion herring cheese mustard cranberries rutabaga lentils celery vanilla cinnamon pepper (Bulgarian) rice and barberry. Buckwheat semolina. You can also pay at the checkout. Total: 8945.00 A Lot. 17.43 Me: Mom, hi! Mom: Oh, Gorkn, have you bought any groceries yet? Good girl! Have a snack, or are you hungry? Sit down, watch TV, take a break from business, my hard worker! Me: Mm! I'll take a look. TV: buy our carpets! The best in the world! (Chick!) Imensk News... (Chick!) Ivy Cheesecake Agency! A large assortment! Low prices! I remembered that I wasn't there today. 18.00 I rolled up to the Yeast, they were shaking like an aspen leaf. I said threateningly: ! Yeast, pale as a sheet, went to the kitchen. 19.00 I swallowed the cake and drove home. Mom said, “Goruha, hi! Oh, come in! Sit down, take a break from business, my bee! I'll heat up dinner. "At 7.30 pm we sat down to dinner. For dinner there was soup, borscht, cabbage soup, bread, salt and pepper! Dumplings, manti. And lagman, French fries and apple pie. And tea with mmm. 20.00 Goruha, go to sleep! Oh, I'm so tired. I brushed my teeth and lay down. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Mmmaaaa Napoleon mmmmm krieeemmm mmmmm Oh! We need to pack a bag in the evening! I'll put apples pears mmm milk kvass yogurt jelly soup borscht French fries cabbage soup fried baked pies, cookies liver beef liver pollock shortbread. Mix the granulated sugar. Manti dumplings waffles caramel mustard mayonnaise ketchup pumpkins, squash caviar mochrovka cucumbers, cabbage rolls lentils sprats cottage cheese chocolate lagman, pizza, juice, sandwiches, coffee, cocoa, tea, pancakes with sour cream pancakes with jam, honey bananas strawberries porridge prunes, raisins and dried apricots, grapes, kefir ryazhenka snowball egurt potatoes, boiled in Pieces of mashed potatoes Rollton spaghetti doshik chips, bread and salt and pepper by apchi! Onion herring cheese mustard cranberries rutabaga lentils celery vanilla cinnamon pepper (Bulgarian) rice and barberry. Buckwheat semolina porridge, baked apples, pencil case and diary. mmmmm....hrrrrrmmaaanapoleooonaaahrapchhiaaaspaspaspaspa...ezhevuhaaaa shssssss tsyts pekkiiinapoleonlyukseledkasyrgorchitsaa aa aa.hrr.mmm.hrrrr aa! The BB burger... mom, mom, mom.... Sergeant shssssss, English intelligence... oh! (woke up) Exactly at midnight! 23.59 Yaha-yaha-ffuhh. There was a lot of talk. I said mmm. She said: Oh, clanus with his predators! I shouted: Mmm!!! BY NAPOLEON!!! 00.00 NOOO!!!…