nice name for a nice group chat
December 8, 2023 at 11:39 AM
Ian: Hey Mands
Ian: Mands
Ian: Mands
Mandy: good morning to you too, Ian 😐 you good?
Ian: Yeah. I think I accidentally met your brother last night
Ian: By text I mean, not in prison
Ian: *PERSON LOL
Mandy: AHAHHAHAHA FUCK
Ian: I wanted to text to a guy from a bar, but it seems like he gave me a random number instead of his, and that’s how I met Mickey
Mandy: no shit
Ian: Yes shit
Mandy: damn, i wanted to introduce you both to each other you fucker 😒
Ian: 😇
Ian: And so, I asked him if he wanted to hang out today, he agreed. So uhhh can I come to your house? Is Lip with you?
Mandy: yeah ofc and about lip i think he’s gonna go home soon. why?
Ian: Nothing, just asking
Mandy: you too had an argument yeah?
Ian: Maybeee???
Mandy: and you don’t want to solve the problem and will avoid each other for god knows how long and then you will do a wwe battle and make up? 😐
Ian: Uhhhhh
Mandy: yeah that’s what i thought 😐😐😐
Mandy: okayyy it’s none of my business anyway so
Mandy: yeah you can come over ofc but mick is still sleeping he was drunk af yesterday cuz of some shit terry did to him so yeahhh
Mandy: he would probably be happier if you won’t ask or even stare at his black eye
Ian: Fuck, what happened?
Mandy: just another milkovich-style argument 😐 i sometimes feel like i don’t belong in this family
Ian: You’re a Milkovich but in your own way xD
Mandy: yeah maybe 🤔 wait i just want to ask something
Mandy: like
Ian: ??
Mandy: how did you even get mick’s attention?? i mean he is pretty avoidant especially when drunk
Mandy: was it REALLY my mick??
Ian: Yeah, it was him. I don’t know too, actually. I tried to text him in the most uh usual way and I was polite too (which he noticed and called me out for that 😐 )
Ian: I mean he is a person too
Mandy: i mean yeah
Mandy: idk seems strange tho
Mandy: i wonder if he even remembers your conversation
Ian: He can just like forget it?
Mandy: yeah maybeee 🤔 since he was nice and even agreed to hang out
Mandy: i’ll ask him when i see him ok?
Ian: Sounds good
Mandy: but if he doesn’t remember don’t be upset i will introduce you to him anyway
Mandy: wanted to do it for a long time now
Ian: Why??
Mandy: well he’s pretty lonely actually and he will deny it but he’s pretty sad about it even though he says he doesn’t care
Mandy: i still have some sympathy left in me for him so he needs a friend
Mandy: and you’ve been my friend for a long time so i think he’ll be okay with you
Ian: Oohh I see :( I will try my best anyway
Ian: Hope I won’t annoy him lol
Mandy: nah you probably won’t
Mandy: he may be pretty silent but he still listens
Mandy: if he doesn’t like you he will say it straight to your face
Ian: You make him sound like a pretty much 2D person…
Mandy: didn’t mean to. he is pretty deep and i mean REALLY deep
Mandy: and if you crack his outer shell you will be fucking amazed
Mandy: ok so mick got up i think… lip’s woken up just now so maybe i’ll leave you alone for a bit ok?
Ian: Ok! I need to get up too so text back when you are ready
Mandy: yeah ok
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Mandy: okay so here’s what i’ve got
Mandy: i said something like my friend is going to come over and we maybe gonna play some video games and stuff
Mandy: he said okay and some other stuff and then asked if the friend i’m talking about is you
Mandy: so he probably remembers :)
Mandy: or he just remembers about your existence cuz you are my only guy friend and are “nice to me” according to mick… 🤔
Mandy: but either way that’s pretty much it
Mandy: oh and also lip should be somewhere near your house now so try to stop being a fucking pussy and make up already 😐
Ian: Okay, thanks! And I will think about Lip, he started it all :/
Mandy: what are you, 5?? men are so stupid sometimes 😐😐😐
Ian: Fair…
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Lip: Ian, look. I don’t know when you will see this text, but Mandy PROBABLY said the same thing to me she said earlier to you. When you come home, let’s talk. I am still angry, but I don’t want to fight. And you probably think the same.
Ian: Wow he speaks! [ deleted ]
Ian: Look
Ian: I know what I said wasn’t good and I’m sorry
Ian: But we BOTH need to say sorry, so drop your pride just this once, okay?
Ian: I’m not Fiona and I don’t want to be your enemy
Ian: So if you can say sorry we will just hug when I’ll come back and that’s okay
Ian: Okay?
Lip: Okay, I see. Good for me, I guess… I’m sorry.
Lip: When will you be back?
Ian: Glad we are on the same page here. Hope we won’t argue about my meds again
Ian: And I don’t know, in a couple of hours maybe?
Lip: Okay, I see. Good luck with Mickey.
Ian: Did Mandy tell you??
Lip: Yeah. And that’s when she said we should make up.
Lip: I guess, the Milkoviches are the key to a good relationship…
Lip: Sounds absurd.
Ian: Yeah lol
Ian: Anyway see you in a couple of hours
Lip: Okay.
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Ian: Okay I’m here
Mandy: okayyy? why won’t you go inside then
Ian: Scared 🤒
Mandy: of what?
Ian: Of Mickey
Mandy: don’t tell me you are scared of mickey
Mandy: oh so you are?? pffft 🤣
Mandy: he’s probably more scared of you like you know a spider
Ian: Ok I’m going in…
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Mickey: Why the fuck are you banging on my door
Mickey: You don’t use a phone anymore
Mickey: ?
Mandy: i do, shithead. someone’s here for you
Mickey: What
Mandy: yeah so drag your ass out of your room now
Mickey: Fuck fine
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[Group chat created -> Unnamed ]
Mickey: Huh
Mickey: What the fuck is this shit for
Ian: It’s like a bonding thing :)
Ian: Almost said “bonging”
Mandy: yeah just like a friend group or something. why not
Mandy: ?
Mickey: Uh fuck fine
Mickey: Nice one Gal
——> [Ian: Almost said “bonging”]
Mickey: Galo
Mickey: Whatever the fuck your last name is spelled
Ian: It’s “Gallagher” lol
Mandy: LOL
Mandy: how should we name it
Ian: Uhh
Mickey: Yeah I vote for Uhh too
[Mickey changed the group chat name: “ Unnamed” -> “ Uhh ”]
Mandy: uhh it is then…
Mickey: Ian you here?
Mandy: looks like he’s gotten tired from this shit already 😐😐
Mickey: No shit
Mickey: Ian
Mandy: ian
Mandy: gone boy is gone with the wind 😐
Mickey: Like in that movie?
Mandy: you watched it?
Mickey: Nah
Mickey: Iggy was praising it like it’s fucking Jesus
Mickey: Maybe I need to watch it or some shit
Mandy: yeah it’s the same iggy who watches looney tunes when he’s high and argues with the tv
Mickey: This shit is only watchable when you are high as fuck or a six years old
Mickey: Can confirm
Mickey: And arguing with stupid ass people on tv is valid
Mandy: i don’t think he has a mental capacity to watch something like gone girl
Mandy: maybe he was just jerking off to the gone girl herself 🤔
Mickey: Yeah probably
Mickey: Where the fuck is Ian
Mandy: idk
Mandy: miss him already?
Ian: Sry
Ian: I had another lecture once again on my meds and shit
Mandy: lip?
Mickey: What meds
Ian: No, not Lip
——> [Mandy: lip?]
Ian: Fiona this time
Mickey: What you have a cold or something
Ian: Yeah you can say that
Mandy: ian is it okay with you if I tell mick about it?
Ian: Yeah go ahead, just don’t say I’m a psycho
Ian: I’m gonna go take this shit and finally have my breakfast
Ian: Hope I won’t feel like a fucking slug
Mandy: you haven’t eaten anything yet??
Ian: Didn’t feel like it :/
Ian: Ok so I’ll probably be back in 30 minutes, I think
[Direct messages]
Mickey: Wow he’s angsty
Mickey: Damn why
Mandy: so uhhh
Mandy: he has a disorder and he need to take like lots of meds everyday
Mandy: but his family controls his every step on this matter
Mandy: and they argue when he tells them he can do it all on his own
Mandy: there were some accidents bc he didn’t take it so yeah i kinda understand this shit but they still need to back up a bit
Mandy: they also leave the pill bottles on the kitchen counter and won’t let him take them into his room cuz he needs to at least get up three times a day to eat
Mickey: He was pretty energized today wtf
Mandy: yeah bc he made himself to stay awake throughout the day
Mandy: he sometimes looks like a walking corpse [ deleted ]
Mandy: it’s called bipolar disorder so ian is bipolar
Mickey: Damn I’ve heard about this shit a bit
Mickey: One of the drug guys had it
Mickey: Yeah that sucks
Mickey: Maybe it’s good they control him
Mandy: idk
Mandy: he’s been pretty upset lately
Mandy: he wasn’t like this when we were like 14-15
Mandy: you seem to gain some sympathy for him lol you don’t even know each other for a day
Mickey: Idk why it’s like that
Mandy: cuz he is a sexy ginger? 🤔
Mickey: Fuck you
Mandy: yep that’s what I thought