(Not a) Minecraft game

I just played Minecraft on my gaming PC. I smirked, killing another noob: -Hah! You idiot!-I shouted in the screen of my computer. While killing another player, I swinged my left hand, accidentally pushing a big chess set off a bookshelf. It fell onto my head and all went dark. I got up after some time. I touched my head with my left hand and hissed from pain. Still hissing, i got up from the ground and momentally wished I had not done this. I've stood face-to-face with a goat. My legs were numb from cold. I looked down and saw snow. "What the hell is going on here?"-I thought. Then I turned back and realised I was somwhere high. Then I felt pain in my back and fell of the cliff. In some cesonds, that felt like ages, I felt I was in water. I looked up and saw a goot smirking like "Hah! You loser!". And then I understood I was in Minecraft, because 1)I have not died from falling off a cliff, because I fell in the water; 2)It's a classic behaviour of a MC goat - to sometimes push something that's around. So I asked myself - What the hell is going on? But I haven't got an answer - so I went and chopped down some wood, thinking of a plan: 1)Find at least iron resources. 2)Go find someone, who has some intellect(Villagers OR pillagers(Hoping that they'll not kill me)) 3)Ask him, what the hell is going on here and why am I here. 4)Murder him, if he doesn't answer. Then I have mined some coal and stone(Thanks god, that I am near a giant mountain) and went away from my spawn trying to find a cave and not to die in it. Thanks god, I've found a giant cave(Thank's new 1.18 world generation), but... Tnnnn! An arrow nearly shot me! I dodged the next arrow, jumped and attacked a skeleton with my axe, but then I felt pain in my back. Another skeleton! I killed this one and dodged the next arrow from his friend and killed him with two powerful attacks from my axe. Thene I heard some more zombie mourns and skeleton clings so I decided to dig into a wall and wait for day to come(I saw darkness, so it was night, the monster time, and I had no shield, no bow and no armor). And so passed my first day, after my spawn HERE...