Arthur Pirozhkov is a sucker

y/n decided to go to Pyaterochka to buy herself some orange juice, but Arthur Pirozhkov stopped her and asked. Arthur Pirozhkov: Listen, do you have any plans for the evening? y/n: No. Arthur Pirozhkov: Then do you mind coming to visit me? y/n: To visit y-y-you? Arthur Pirozhkov: Yes. Y/n's thoughts: Cunt. y/n: Well... I agree. Arthur Pirozhkov: Well, that’s great. Now I will call a taxi and we will go to visit me. Arthur and y/n took a taxi and went to Pirozhkov’s house. 30 minutes later, Arthur and y/n had already arrived at their destination. Arthur opened the door for y/n and she walked in. The house was very orderly and beautiful. y/n went to Pirozhkov’s room, where he himself said to go there. She sat down on the bed and began to look around the room. Then Pirozhkov himself came. Arthur Pirozhkov: Well, what are we going to do? Pirozhkov smiled maliciously. y/n: Jaga jaga? Arthur Pirozhkov: Well, yes. y/n: Hmm... Are you sure you have these ingredients? Arthur Pirozhkov: What? What are the ingredients? Do you even know what jaga jaga is? y/n: Jaga jaga is Bashkir ice cream from Bash-Bashkiria. Arthur Pirozhkov: In your opinion, dzhaga dzhaga is Bashkir ice cream from Bashkiria? y/n: Yes Arthur's thoughts: Cunt! Arthur Pirozhkov: I meant about another jaga jaga. y/n: Other? Arthur Pirozhkov: Well... We will do jaga jaga, believe me, I'm not modest. We will do chio chio, I'm your man today. y/n: Ahh I understand. Arthur Pirozhkov: Got it!? This is where Arthur really went crazy. y/n: Sorry... I'm not gay. y/n stood up and took off his pants and showed his lightsaber. Arthur Pirozhkov: What!? Arthur could not restrain himself and became an insider. y/n: Well, I'll go. As soon as I become gay, I’ll come running to you right away, so wait for me. And so y/n left Pirozhkov’s house. And Arthur learned his lesson that you shouldn’t take homeless chicks with surprises. . . . But it turns out that y/n deceived Pirozhkov and in fact she was not a man. y/n: Ha ha ha my Scam plan went perfectly. I scammed the mammoth. Now you can throw away this fucking light dick. y/n threw away the lightsaber and finally went to her favorite five to finally buy orange juice. But it turned out that there was no orange juice. And then y/n began to turn into hagi vagi and she ate the saleswoman in the five. But the saleswoman had a family, a husband and children, but Hagi Vagi ruined everything. She dreamed of flying to America to meet her favorite actor, but this will never happen again... And the rest didn't give a fuck. Because they see this almost every day.