Chapter 1: most default day
November 28, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Notes:
Yaaaay
A fucking cold day in early spring. Kryshkun, as always, didn't do shit, but just sat at the computer and played genshin, but the joy didn't last long, because his mother kicked him out of the house so that he could at least air out.
FUCK FROM WHERE THE FUCK!!! - shouted Kryshkun, stepping on the shit, which somehow turned out to be exactly at the exit of the house, as if waiting for Kryshkun. In fact, he always thought so, because he's finished.
Walking down the street, he saw any shit, except for something remotely similar to adequacy. On the left, homeless people were fucking in a garbage truck while the driver was filming it all. On the sites, an indescribable fuck was happening at all. But Kryshkun didn't really care, because he immediately decided to go to the forest, since he had never been there in his life.
After a frenzied 20 minutes, he came to the forest, and stood at the entrance there thinking, and fuck he came here. But having scored a dick for reflection, the lid went deep, and having reached the center of the forest... Got the fuck lost.
Sitting on a stump, which was a kind of landmark of the city where Kryshkun lived, he began to remember where he came from and how he got to such a pussy.
- Fuck, so, well, I came from there, and then... bitch and daaalshe ... YES, FUCK IN THE PUSSY, I GIVE UP, NOTHING WORSE THAN THIS JOB CAN NOT BE - shouted the Lid, because because of the 1372 hours of genshin, his brain cells were burned out, and he could start to aggress on any shit. But he was distracted from his rage by noises in the bushes.
Having stopped fucking, he got up from the stump without thinking and went to the bushes, from where the noise came. Coming almost close, some homeless guy got out of them. He looked like a fucked-up stoned Mr. Konstantin, who wanted to offer to buy UA. His bald head shone like gold, and his T-shirt looked like it was going to fucking tear.
- THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, FOLLOW ME!!! - the homeless man shouted, after which he took the hand of the Cracker, ran until the latter, in turn, coprotevlyalsya and just ran after the homeless man.
Having received a bunch of branches in the fuck, the two finally ran to a huge building, around which there were Concrete Mixers. On the walls there was a pile of pipes of unknown purpose, and on the front of the building there was an inscription "FBB", which stood for "Factory of Rabid Concrete Mixers"
- WELL, FUCK ME, I'M A FUCKING BUM HERE, BRING ME HOME, YOU FUCKING BITCH - the Lid screamed from shock, because he didn't know where they took him at all and what the fuck some sixty-year-old bum did it.
- Shut up and let me explain - the homeless man shut up the lid - Krch, I'm Arpegmek Zhaprebekovich, well, in short, Andrey...
- Fuck me
- SHUT UP COCKSUCKER - shouted Andrey, after which Kryshkun fell silent again - Well, krch you understand. I was sent for you because you are a fucking fucker and a genius at the same time, and we need such. Then you'll find out yourself on the spot, voot.
After that, kryshkun was no longer angry, but scared. He didn't know what would happen to him there, in this huge prick called FBB...