𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞

      Things weren't going well. Once upon a time, or maybe not long ago... Well, let's go! In general, a saffron milk cap in a hat was once walking on a desert planet. All alone, he walked with his head down and thought about something. He didn't know what to do or who to help. Unfortunately, no one lives on this planet, and he is the only one walking on its surface. He finally managed to ask his girlfriend to ask him to go and just walk around one calm and safe planet. And also there will be no flattery towards the conquerors. She didn’t want to believe him, or even let him go, but he was able to convince her. They had to separate for a while. Sylvia was already far from her friend, whom she was protecting, while the weirdo himself was walking around the planet and was bored from idleness. After all, he swore an oath to his girlfriend that he would never again go anywhere with villains and enemies without her supervision. He is walking around and is bored, kicking stones with his feet, when suddenly he notices in the sky an old and familiar flagship, triangular in shape. He immediately recognized that this was the ship of Domi herself, or rather Lord Dominator. Ryzhik was already overjoyed and wanted to run to the ship, but then another thought made him slap himself in the face and give up this idea. With each pause in talking to himself, he changed the frequency of his voice: — Pull yourself together, Wander! You promised Syl that you would no longer do this without her supervision?... But I really want to go there! I haven’t visited Domi for a long time, as well as Heiti... No, no, no, you swore an oath to Sil! Get your act together! You have a strong will! You can hold out... But I'll die of boredom if I don't try to help someone or make friends with someone... This is your problem, Here-And-There, pull yourself together and calm down! - at the last phrase he slapped himself in the face even harder. - It's decided! I made a decision. I will not infiltrate Domi's ship... And that's it! — He had just declared this directly to himself when he suddenly extended his right hand towards his eyes, where the index and middle fingers were crossed. — O! Cross your fingers! After this, he firmly decided that he would infiltrate the Dominator's ship, breaking Sylvia's promise. The ship itself took out a huge drilling machine and began to drill right through the planet, trying to get to the core of the planet. Wander grabs one sharp edge of a giant drill and climbs up, as if climbing stones or rocks up a mountain. And the drilling rig keeps spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, and shaking. However, this does not interfere with the weirdo and he, confident in himself, continues to rise higher and higher. The drilling rig drilled a huge hole to the core and the planet split into two giant asteroids. The drilling rig began to slowly be pulled back into the ship, along with the weirdo. The famous villainess began to suck the remaining core of the planet into her flagship like a vacuum cleaner. — Mom! — Wander said to himself in fear, seeing the destruction of this planet. — Why does she love destroying planets so much? Having calmed down a little, he looks around and finds nothing in this enclosed space except the only entrance to the ventilation. He climbs in there, opening the ventilation grille and crawls there. However, the ventilation walls were so hot that we had to move faster. His hands and knees really got burned that the weirdo had to jump on the spot and yelp: — Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay! Is-the-re-rea-lly-no-ot-her-way-to-Do-mi-na-tor? — he asked himself through his burns, and he didn’t even notice how he crawled to the ventilation cover in the floor. The lid opened under the pressure of the mushroom's weight and it fell into the corridor guarded by two bots. They surrounded him. — So! Do not move! — said one of them, taking out handcuffs.

At the same time

      The villainess danced merrily in the cockpit and laughed villainously, and said to herself: — How great it is to destroy planets one after another. It's so fun! And the most important thing is that no one will dare to stop me... Why won’t they dare?... They won’t be able to! Beware Lord Dominator, galaxy! Her fun was immediately interrupted by two bots arriving through the gate, who brought a prisoner with them. — Lord Dominator, an outsider has entered the ship! — What? — she didn’t understand and turned around. When she saw that same weirdo who was smiling at her, because he was glad to see her, she just lowered her hands and sighed heavily: — You again! Well, why do you always chase me, no matter where I fly and won’t leave me alone? — I can’t leave you alone, Domi. — I AM A DOMINATOR!!! DO-O-OMI-I-INA-A-ATO-O-OR!!! — she shouted at him. — I know. It’s just easier for me to call you by short name. I thought you would enjoy this. — NOPE!!! — she shouted again. — I CAN NOT STAND IT!!! THE WHOLE GALAXY CALLS ME CORRECTLY AND YOU SHOULD TOO!!! — Do not get mad! I didn't just come to you. I brought you a gift. — Present? — the villainess widened her eyes and calmed down. True, then she grumbled again: — I will only accept your stupid basket of gifts on one occasion. — When? — the weirdo asked and the villainess answered him: — When the cancer hangs on the mountain, that is... Never! — Oh, come on! And in fact, that’s not what I brought you at all. — Then what did you bring me? — I would love to hand it over, but my hands are full. — explained the redhead, showing his hands in handcuffs. Dominator rolled her eyes and gave the bots an order: — Take the handcuffs off him! The bots carried out the order and freed the weirdo’s hands. He reached into his hat and took out a red box of chocolates. — Here! — Chocolate? Ha! — Domi grinned incredulously. — Do you think... That since I’m a girl, I’ll accept this rubbish from you? — Don't talk about chocolate like that! Everyone loves him... And not just girls, by the way. — The weirdo changed his tone a little, making a serious face. Dominator did not expect this from him, which surprised her. — I hope it doesn’t have bubbles? I can't stand them. — You offend me. These are ordinary chocolates. Dairy. - explained Wander. The villainess rolled her eyes again, walked up to the weirdo, sat down on her knees and abruptly snatched the gift from the hands of the uninvited guest. Then she stood up, turned around and left. — At least you should have said thank me! — the redhead asked, smiling. — I’ll throw you into the lava right now! — Domi hissed through her teeth. — I’m a villain and I will never say such nonsense. The weirdo could not stand it, unable to tolerate such impudence towards polite words, and he himself began to shout: — THIS IS NOT NONSENSE, BUT NICE WORDS!!! — The bots decided that he was trying to attack their mistress and grabbed him by the shoulders with their lava tentacles. — LET ME GO, PLEASE!!! I JUST CAN'T STAND IT!!! The villainess stopped in place at that moment, and then slowly turned her gaze. — I’ve never seen you like this before... Maybe I don’t know you well?... Well, consider that today I’m kind for now... Only for you!... And for your gift I’ll be so, I won’t kill you... At least today... Take him to a free cell!

In a second

      The bots took the saffron milk cap to one of the cells and locked him there, after which they returned to their programmed patrol duties. Redhead was not alone in this cell. His cellmate was also in the cell. Man in purple spandex. — Damn, who did they put me with? Wow! — he was surprised to see a red-haired humanoid in a green hat. — Are you the same famous Tumbleweed? — Well, yes, I was once, but now I have a different name, my name is Wander. — And my name is Mad Star. — the cellmate introduced himself, extending his hand, which the weirdo shook. — Why are you called Mad Star? — And why is your called Wander? — Um... My friend gave me this name... By the way, I really liked it and I decided, why don’t I call myself that now... Actually, I had a lot of names. — then the weirdo sighed heavily. — But alas! I no longer remember my very first and original name. — And I have a real name and I still remember it. My name is actually Ridd Jordan. And Mad Star is just my pseudonym. By the way, I came up with it myself. — Really? What is your meaning in life? — I love to sing, dance and always listen to music. Basically only the one that is composed on my home planet. — What planet are you from? — From planet Earth. This is the third planet from the star, a yellow star called the Sun, and the Milky Way galaxy. — Hmm... — the redhead scratched his chin. — Somewhere I already heard about such a galaxy with that name. — If you want, I’ll take you with me and take you there. I’ll show you my home planet and how my race lives there. — Mad Star explained and tore a poster with the Dominator from the wall, behind which there was a huge hole. — Here! I spent a whole month digging this tunnel to escape from this ship to freedom. — How did you get here? — asked Wander and Mad began to explain to him: — I had a task from the interuniversal Nazi empire. I had to infiltrate the Dominator’s ship and find out what she was up to in order to report to the empire itself and prevent it from completely destroying this galaxy. I live on the space base of the German Star Nation of the Universe. My base is located in the Ultima quadrant, sector six hundred sixty-six. A division of star Nazis and universe security forces. I protect the galaxies and the entire universe from the threats and invasion of the evil Emperor Leonidas. A longtime enemy between the galactic empire. — Ridd delivers this entire speech with real pathos, standing in a cool pose and raising his right index finger to the top. — O! Really? And I'm just a wanderer. I fly with greetings to various planets, make friends, help everyone who needs and does not even need help, and also make friends with enemies. I believe that an enemy is a friend with whom you have not yet become friends. — You're wrong! — Mad twirled his left index finger. — The Enemy is exactly that, the Enemy! He will never be your friend. The enemy always has only one goal. Kill you no matter what it takes. Even if you are already his prisoner. He doesn't care about your opinions or your kindness. The day will come and sooner or later you will die at the hands of your enemies. Enemies will never be your friends, take my word for it! I know this very well from my own experience. — After what has been said, he is the first to climb through the hole and crawl forward. — Come with me! I will bring you out with me! — Nope, if you want, you can go, but I’ll stay here. — answered the redhead and pasted the crying with Domi back onto the wall, covering the hole. — As you want! But don't pretend I didn't warn you! — Okay, I’ll take it into account! — the last thing the redhead answered him, after which he sat down on the hard bed. He wanted to get ready for bed and go to bed, but his thoughts were distracted by those words Mad Star said to him about enemies and friends. — "No! I do not believe in that? I'm sure I'm right. I'll prove it! But how?"