𝙎𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙜: 𝙉𝙤 𝙒𝙖𝙮 𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙚!

Revenger_69 presents

Co-production with Paramount and Marvel Studios

Supported by: Simpamysh

Sonic the hedgehog: No Way Home!

      Someone's fist hits the chair sharply, making a metallic loud sound. The camera pans up and the viewer sees the President of the United States of America, who indignantly looks at the other rulers of other states and discusses with them. — For two years now we have not been able to find and catch this alien, who moves too fast. So two more of the same appeared. It feels like the aliens are skillfully hiding from us. — This is impossible. We have surveillance cameras everywhere inside every building that would even detect it. — said the Governor of Chicago. — One of our state’s surveillance cameras near a bakery store captured some light blue silhouette, which flew past too quickly in two frames and no one paid attention to. Neither in real life, nor when watching a recording. I think it's him. — said the governor of Mexico. — He’s too fast and it’s impossible not only to catch up with him, but even to catch him. — said the Governor of New York. — The military certainly can’t shoot him. They seem to be professional and aim accurately, but he manages to run away too quickly and dodge the bullets. — said the Governor of Los Angeles. — We tried everything to catch this alien. They even organized that fake wedding, but nothing helped. — said the governor of Hawaii. — Stop, stop, stop. What kind of wedding? — the president did not understand. All the governors looked at each other, pondering the president's question. — That wedding in Hawaii. Operation "Live bait fishing". When that alien hedgehog and his new ally, the two-tailed fox, emerged from the portal, we put them in cages. Even that Green Hills sheriff, Mr. Wakowski, was captured when he tried to free the aliens. The operation was generally successful. However, the end of the mission was prevented by Wakowski's wife and the enraged bride, using unusual technology and unusual weapons. In addition, Robotnik returned to Earth, and we could not defeat him, but those aliens defeated him. Robotnik's body has not been found, but he is presumed dead because there was great destruction following the destruction of the giant robot he created. - explained the governor of Mexico. — Wakowski from Green Hills, you say? — the president thought out loud, scratching his chin. - So the Wakowskis are familiar with those aliens and are protecting them from us?... We have to find them... If we find the Wakowskis, we will find the aliens too. We need to somehow quietly follow them, where they live. “I propose installing surveillance cameras throughout, preferably with slow motion, to track them by their faces.” Maybe we’ll catch those aliens for the same thing. - suggested the governor of California. - But it will be too expensive. - the governor of Chicago objected. “In return, we will quickly find them and quickly finally solve our problem.” - explained the governor of California. - It's decided! — the president agrees and gives the go-ahead to the California governor’s proposal. “It’s even a pity that you’re not Schwarzenegger.”

Greenhills - A week later

      The red echidna was sleeping on the couch, snoring. Sonic and Tails got up early and decided to make fun of him. The fox stood under the bed and began to tickle the echidna's nose with his left tail. At first, feeling that his nose was ticklish, Knuckles rubbed it and continued to sleep. Tails tickled him again, the red one moved his nose slightly and said through his sleep: — Sonic, you're getting on my nerves. — After that, he continued to sleep. Then Sonic himself began to fight. Having broken off a piece of his needle from his head, he, using its tip instead of a feather, began to tickle his nose non-stop. Echidna, impatient, turned up his nose and was ready to raise his palm with the pie in his hand and give them something to eat. But at one moment he manages to rise slightly, without opening his eyes, and hits the hedgehog in the face with the pie in his hand, which he did not expect. And he didn’t have time to dodge, expecting that he would hit the pie in his face for fun. — A-A-A-A!!! — hedgehog screamed, clutching his dirty face with his hands. Knuckles rolled over on his side, grinning in his sleep and ignoring his cry. Tails got up from under the bed and kicked the echidna in the stomach, which woke him up: — AH!!! What are you doing? — WHAT ABOUT YOU??? — fox shouted back at the echidna and, clicking, turned away. — This joke ruined it for us. — Who shouted? What's happened? — Tom Wakowski went down the stairs to the first floor. — Knuckles ruined our joke. — fox lied. — What's a joke? — the echidna was indignant. — This is not a joke, but a mockery. I wanted to sleep normally, but you are always disturbing me. So tell me, please, why do both of you, despite the fact that you are no longer small, behave like children, and only I am the only normal and adult guy? — Aw, adults are so boring. All you can do is work and work, and cram the rules, rules, and rules. None of them are playing or having fun. Sonic explained as he wiped the pie off his face. — Knuckles, they’re just kids in adult bodies. This is fine. Even among people there are such people. Learn to get used to these people and live with them. If they don’t want to grow up and change into a normal life, then that’s their right. — Tom explained as he took out a towel and helped Sonic dry his face completely. Then he picked up a small piece of cream with the index finger of his right hand and tried it. — M-m. Whipped cream. — I hate cream. — Knuckles turned his back to them, folding his arms over his chest.