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November 16, 2023 at 10:02 AM
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This is perhaps the final part of this trilogy so far, a parody of βStar Warsβ, which has now been released, dedicated to the New Year and Christmas of Russia.
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After saving the entire galaxy from the intergalactic war against Mephiles, Sonic and Shadow spent the remaining four days on Mobius and prepared to celebrate Christmas. The Mobians decided to make a Christmas video greeting all people and Mobians, in New Year's style and congratulate everyone on something. Everyone in the village approved of this idea.***
Sonic and Shadow somehow met by chance on the street near a big Spruce tree, out of nowhere. At exactly noon on January 7th, almost a mountain of new gifts appeared, wrapped in ribbon. β Shad, the New Year has already passed for seven days, and the gifts keep coming and coming. You don't know where all this comes from? β Sonic is unclear. β Most likely, itβs just their Christmas in Russia, and most of our Russian fans sent us so many gifts. β suggested Shadow. β Do you think so? β Sonic asked incredulously, and Shadow answered him: β I don't think. I know. β How many gifts are there? β Sonic asked. β Exactly six hundred sixty-six. β Shadow answered, counting each one in three seconds. β I calculated it myself. And almost every one of them is given to each of us. These two, for example, were given to me... Um... Simpamysh and GAN Employee. They have some strange names. β Youβre stupid, Shad, these are not names, but their nicknames. β Sonic explained and picked up the box that was addressed to him. β O! And this is from... M-m-m... Revenger_69. Blaze the cat immediately came running to them. β Are you still here? β Blaze?... Did something happen? β Sonic became worried. β No, weβre just getting ready to record Christmas greetings for the whole world. Only now we are waiting for you, but you still donβt come and donβt come. β Why didnβt you warn us earlier? β Shadow was indignant and ran with Sonic after Blaze. The cat led him every day to an alley where the whole village gathered to film Christmas greetings. Tails set up a video camera and turned on the video recording. β Sonic, you go first. β he told him. β Why am I always first? Maybe I'll give in to someone? For example, you, or Amy, or Shadow. β Let's! They said that you are the first, so you are the first and go. - Shadow encouraged him. β Okay! β blue hedgehog did not argue with the black and scarlet one. A couple of hours later, they all took turns going up to the alley with a graffiti-painted Christmas tree on the wall and congratulated everyone in their own way, and then Tails took the film, cut off the extra bits with scissors and glued them together, otherwise he made this montage. Now they watched the video and checked what happened.***
β Friends and fans, I want to wish you not only on the New Year, but also on Christmas, that you, like me, will be brave, courageous and not afraid of anything. Even death. β says Sonic. β So that Chaos guides you, and darkness does not cloud your mind! β says Shadow. β So that everyone would be kinder, live in peace and friendship, without quarrels, wars and conflicts. β says Cream. β So that you have a lot of money and you can achieve a bright future not for yourself, but for the sake of everyone and the majority. β says Vector. β So that next New Year and the next first of January it will be clear where and whose foot is. β says Charmy. β So that anger doesnβt cloud your mind and you donβt lash out at all sorts of Sonics. Itβs better to drink compote, and not show off left and right, and also think for once about others, and not just about yourself. Take my word for it! β So that there would be more work, but at the same time it would be simpler and not so hard. β So that no one will ever lie to you again and always tell you only the truth, and nothing more but the truth. β says Blaze. β So that you live to see the bright future that you have always dreamed of, like your ancestors. β said Silver. β So that you think. β says Tails. β So that everything would not be as good as you wanted, but much, much better. β says Eggman. β And so that they remember! If you are being collected as friends or a couple, or rather friendzoned or shipped, or whatever you say this nonsense? Doesn't matter! In general, to remember that if you are going to be friends or a couple, then there is always a better option! β Amy says in an embrace with Sally, and then she continued: β So that every girl catches her own happy Sonic by the tail. β So that the children are obedient, kind and behave correctly, and also speak to you normally in your language, which you and your parents previously spoke. β says Vanilla. β So that this New Year you all do this... And not this... And something else that you yourself want. β says Rouge. β To preserve their love for ten thousand years. β says Sticks. β So that your tail never gets tangled under someone's feet. β says Luz Bucket. β So that you never lose your friends like I did. β says Big. β So that you will never be racist. β says Scourge. β So that the old bones donβt ache. β says Gerald Robotnik. β So that you believe that anyone you passed away is still alive. β says Maria. β So that they love, respect, give in and help their brothers and sisters more, and do not quarrel with them and do not conflict. β Sonya says, hugging Manic. β So that they swear less... Or never swear like that again... Although this is unlikely! β says Omega. β So that you finally defeat all your sworn enemies and take revenge on them for all your humiliations and insults. β says Metal Sonic. β So that you get sick less and be healthy! β says Zax, and his members of the terrible six team only stood behind him and were silent. β So that we never forget anything or anyone! β says Chip. β To have more fun and less sadness! β says Chaos. β So that together you become something big and can achieve everything in life. β says Infinite. β So that less, or better yet, they never deceive each other again and this makes them trust each other more! says Sage. β And they never betrayed anyone. β says Fiona. β In general, Merry Christmas everyone! β they then shouted in unison. Only Fiona lagged slightly behind the others: β Merry Christmas! The camera pans to show Fiona herself off-screen.***
β What do you say? - Tails asked everyone's opinion and everyone approved of this idea, except Sonic. He scratched his chin and said: β But it seems to me that something is missing. β What? β everyone asked him at the same time. β A Christmas song. From the author: Continue reading to the song βChip 'N' Dale Full Instrumentalβ.***
Raising the fingers of his right hand to the top, Sonic began to snap his fingers to the beat of the music. Then, as he began to dance, Espio sang along in voiceover: βͺ Hedgehog.. So-oni-ik. βͺ βͺ Celebrating the New Year! βͺ βͺ And he... washed himself. βͺ βͺ Itβs a pity the beauty is not visible. βͺ βͺ Because with wool and needles βͺ βͺ Hides your entire appearance. βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ Loved by the whole world. βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ To everyone in the world. βͺ βͺ He will tell you how to defeat Eggman. βͺ βͺ You canβt live without this information. βͺ βͺ A lot. Adventures. βͺ βͺ He lived for thirty years. βͺ βͺ And he doesnβt complain.. He does. βͺ βͺ After all, he likes to run. βͺ βͺ After all, illness has no business in the world. βͺ βͺ Than collecting large rings. βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ Loves Amy. βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ Became a legend. βͺ βͺ He is ready to run to the store. βͺ βͺ Run whatever you want without any problems. βͺ βͺ Let's go! Fans are waiting for you! βͺ βͺ You need to run further and further. βͺ βͺ It's Christmas after all! βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ And Sha. Sha. Shadow the Hedgehog. βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ His best friend. βͺ βͺ Let's not forget about Tails, Amy and others. βͺ βͺ He will help everyone, after all. βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ Strongest of all. βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ Best of all. βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ It will help us all.. βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ He can do it. βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ Best of all βͺ βͺ And Sha. Sha. Shadow the Hedgehog! βͺ βͺ Of course! βͺ βͺ So. So. Sonic and Shadow! βͺ***
Tails clapped his hands and said: β Cut! Thank you! β It just bothers me a little that the song is more about me than Shadow, and also that I love Amy.β I never said that before. β said Sonic. β Hey! β Shadow teased him, smiling and lightly pushing his elbow on his shoulder. β Youβre the main character of this franchise, arenβt you? Logical? Logical! β Well, okay, but what about the moment with Amy? Amy, did you interfere with the editing again? β He looked sternly at the hedgehog, and she was sneaking on tiptoe, trying to run away, thinking that they wouldnβt see her. Sonic wanted to run up to her and express everything on this topic, but Shadow stopped him by placing his hand on his shoulder. β Leave her alone! I think that she just wanted to be happy on this day and fully deserved such a moment. I'm sure no one will pay attention to this.
Notes:
That's probably all! The End!
