«Locker incident🤫😉🧡»
December 2, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Notes:
❗Guys, I have a disclaimer for you. I suddenly wanted to post this story on FicFan, but in the original it's in Russian, so I put the entire text in the translator. There may be some translation errors, but I'll fix it! I just underestimate my English😅😉🧡It translates Star as Star girl😂👍
— I'm telling you I can do it! — Star asserted very emotionally, so emotionally that it went on the whole corridor. Marco walked beside her, looking tired of this meaningless dialog, hiding his hands in his pockets.
— Star, you can't do it, and it doesn't make sense! — hopelessly grabbed his head «object of colloquial torture».
— Wanna bet? Bet that I can fit in my locker, given that it is completely filled with toys! — the girl confidently put her arms at her sides.
Marko himself didn't realize when he stopped, it was kind of reflexive, 'cause often when Star stops, she's usually somewhere nearby with someone else a second later, chatting with someone else, looking at something not quite nearby, or at the very least, stopping walking to have a silly argument with him. She didn't doubt that the victory was already hers and held out her hand for the bet.
Marco didn't realize this either: why did he shake Star's hand, why did he agree? It was such a stupid idea! And, in fact, the bell for class, and the last one today, would be ringing very soon. But, apparently, the excitement won this short-lived battle, and now Marco stood and watched the beautifully flying hair of the joyfully racing to his locker. He grimaced as he followed his "disputant".
- So, Marco, look closely,😌 - the girl smiled with the anticipation of victory, opening the locker door. And the plush toys were almost falling out: everything was full of them, and if there was something else besides them, it was unlikely that even the owner of this "necessary" pile would be able to get to it. Marco calculated that if everything was stacked tightly, the closet floor would be filled to capacity for sure.
The guy, with a smirk that implied "she sure can't", folded his arms across his chest and stood in front of her. Butterfly hugged herself to make herself more comfortable and put one foot inside. The guy thought that was already a success😂 Raising her other leg in the air, but not putting it down anywhere, she created a very intriguing crowd, which wasn't there today, apparently dispersed on business, moment. Suddenly, the bell rang. "Nothing, she'll fail in a couple seconds and we'll be off to class," Diaz thought. Just then, abruptly, Star put her other foot in the closet and shoved backwards with her back.
- Ha, I told you so! 😃Marco, look, I got into the school locker! 🥳 - she exclaimed triumphantly, she, the same girl who could fit into the school locker filled to the brim with stuffed toys.
- Okay, Star, good for you! You were able to do what is physically impossible, and now come out and let's go to class! - Waved the boy's hand.
Nah, well, what did you want, Marco? It's a fanfic, you can't get off that easy...😉😁
The hastily dragging crowd behind the guy pushed him and he, unable to keep his balance, broke the law of physics with the closet with a scream even more. Now there's two of them. Moreover, the two cinnamon buns had pressed themselves hard against each other due to lack of space.
Starbuck just squirmed, not realizing who was yelling or what had happened, resting her head against his chest. Marco leaned his arm against the wall of practically toys behind his co-companion to at least touch her a little less, though it didn't help one bit. He quickly mumbled an awkward "sorry" and wanted to leave the locker, but then he found the door shut tight. The noise from the passing pile of students faded away.
- Hey! Please, somebody open the door! - Marco turned his head as far as he could toward the door and shouted, accompanied by a tap of his hand against the surface. Only silence followed in response.
- What do your laws of physics say, now that we're here together? - Star smiled defiantly, finally realizing what had happened. Or not defiantly, and it just seemed that way to Marco, for in the name of Mewni, how could it be otherwise?
- They must have left with the crowd! There's no one here to open the door: it's locked from the outside! - he was still looking away, only occasionally dropping a confused glance at Star. It was too awkward for him to look at her in that position. - And my cell phone fell out of my pocket.... - He found something to stare at in the door opening: his phone was on the floor on the other side.
- Yay!!!🥳🥳😄🥳😄 - exclaimed Star.
Marco looked just above his friend. A very dubious looking unicorn was staring back at him.
- What about your wand? - Without taking his eyes off the suspicious toy, the boy said. - You can't open the door with magic? - He dared to look at the princess, waiting for an answer, thus hiding the fact that the situation confused him a lot.
- The wand is in the backpack, and the backpack is somewhere there at the bottom.... - charismatically and majestically played Star, lowering her eyes. - And you can't get to the bottom,😁 - she finished normally already.
- God...😳 - somehow... frightened or something, Marco nodded and added to himself: "she's so close..."
Star, on the other hand, was not "worried" at all: she was as calm as ever. Nothing will not break the spirit of the great warrior princess, no circumstances will not disturb the soul of her good... Old Russian literature.🧡👍🏼
She had enough indifference and fearlessness in different situations, and even now she was standing, thinking about something of her own, and now she was already unsuccessfully trying to scratch one leg with the other. Marco tried not to make any unnecessary movements, or any movements at all. It's a very intimate setting (hehe🤭).
And if you think about it: there are two teenage best friends standing in a closet together, tightly pressed together, who live in the same house and spend time together all the time because they have fun with each other. The usual unusual closet friendship situation. As if their friendship couldn't take it! I guess something like that must have flashed through Star's head back in the beginning, but it somehow got past Marco.... But it came back! And he realized it too: they were best friends, and their friendship could not be broken by a closet, even if you threw it on her, even if you locked them in it.
- You know, Star," Marco began his proposal. The girl looked up at him attentively, "Let's you and me
***
The sound of the bell rang throughout the school. Marco and Star's classmates grabbed their backpacks, said goodbye to their teacher, and hurried home for a well-deserved rest. Alfonso and Ferguson walked quietly, chatting about the new video game, while the crowd of students who had tired of school swept through the hallways and quickly dissolved. Only a few lingered to pick up something, for example.
- By the way, do you know where is Marco and Star? - Ferguson asked. The friends were just turning down the hallway to pick up Alfonso's bag that he had left in his locker this morning.
- I have no ide~ - Alfonso began, but he was interrupted suddenly and not on purpose.
- Marco, I can't take it anymore... - Star, or rather her voice: she was not visible on the horizon, because you and I know very well that she is not on the horizon. She's in it.
Alfonso and Ferguson stopped.
- We must see this through! - Marco Diaz's voice joined the stellar solo.
The casual observers glanced over. Ferguson nodded his head in the direction of the closet from which the sound was roughly coming, and they slowly quietly strolled over there. The boys reached it quickly, and by a rustle determined where the right one was.
There was a weary sigh from Stargirl.
- Okay... But the "a" words are long gone! Hmm... Apricot! That's right - there was no apricot!...😃😁
- Aha! What are you guys doing here?! - Ferguson sharply opened the door and exclaimed.
All they got in response was a puzzled look from Marco and the same look from Star, who tilted her head to the side and looked out from behind the boy. Immediately after that, everything from posters and toys to people who happened to be there fell from the closet.
The occupants collapsed to the floor, Marco on his back, Stargirl next to him on her stomach and facing the floor. Ferguson and Alfonso took a step back before doing so so they wouldn't fall on them.
- What? - Marco was the first to realize what had happened, he got into a sitting position and put his hand on his head, which he, I'll tell you, was pretty banged up😄
Star just lifted one hand with a thumb stuck out and mumbled something to the floor to give some signs of life.
- Oops... That was a mistake...😅 - scratched the back of his head accuser-Ferguson.
- We were just playing Words because we had nothing to do. We were shut down here by mistake because of someone's stupid but, as it turned out, not obvious argument! - Marco explained convincingly. He was no longer angry with Stargirl, because she was special and so alone: one could tolerate similar unexpected antics in order to be friends with such a bright Star Princess! And it's more fun to live with those antics.
- What do you think? - Star tucked her legs under her and sat on them.
- Well... - thoughtfully stretched out the guys. - Well, we should go!
- Hey! What are you doing? - Marco shouted after Ferguson and Alfonso. They just ran away and didn't even take the bag that got them here in the first place. - Thanks for opening it! - He added.
- Oops...😳😶 - it came to Star abruptly. Our conscious one's eyes became five pennies each from surprise.
- Do you get it? 🤔Shouldn't you tell me? - Marco stared at the girl hopefully. They were still sitting on the floor the same way.
All Diaz got in response was an awkward silence, accompanied by a pondering 'uh...' and 'well...'.
- Will someone please explain to me what's going on?! What were those two thinking? - said the boy tiredly.
- You're so clueless, Marco Diaz," the girl grinned and stood up, staring at one point. She shook off her dress and elegantly fixed her horns. - Okay, let's go home, it doesn't matter. What's important is that our friendship is very strong and the most-most important thing: I won the bet! 🥳 - she raised her hands in the air victoriously. - I even won the bet, Marco! 😁
- Okay, this time yours took it. As always, though...😄 - he stood up. - Time for me to stop arguing, or I'm already at a disadvantage," Marco grinned.
In response, Star laughed, elbowed him in the side, and our friends grabbed their briefcases and went home with smiles on their faces, discussing today's comical and very interesting day. Marco had hardly thought about what Alfonso and Ferguson were thinking, but suddenly, almost at the house, he stopped abruptly with a perplexed look on his face.
- How... could they... think that? - was all he could say. The realization hit him, too.
- What did you want, Marco? 😄 Life is fun. Especially on Earth with a bunch of smart teenagers around! But don't worry: our friendship is a tough nut to crack! 😉 - with a full presence of calmness held her hand in the air Star.
- You're definitely right about that, no arguments! - The boy joked.
They, having laughed once again, confidently walked home, not even thinking about how much they were about to throw slippers with nachos at the author for such a cute non-friendzone😁😆🧡