What if…
November 14, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Notes:
YEE I FINALLY DID ITTTTTTTT
Disc: If u dislike/or even hate Kyman plz scroll idgaf abt how much Kyman kills u :-)))
First school day always sucks. Eric never liked it, so now he urgently needs to find a way to chill out a bit. Liane, his mom, made him French Fries and fried chicken. Not so good as KFC, but still…
***
— It was… Okay, I guess. But, oh, whatever! I’m bored anyways. What should I do now… — Eric jumped on the bed, grabbed the phone and started to watching some new posts on Facebook.
It wasn’t very interesting, so he decided to look through his chats on Telegram instead.
— «Skewl», «Poorshit», «Thumb», «Butters», «MOM», some weird channels and… «Jew». — The last chat was without an avatar. When he opened it, he immediately saw «This user has blocked you». — You little shit… Although… I can send you whatever I’d like to, right? — Cartman giggled and started to think from where should he start.
«hey kahl»
«hruuu?)0)» (7:02PM)
«y r u ingorinf me kahl» (7:05PM)
«fuck u kal» (7:06PM)
«ILL NEVER TEXT U ANYMORE got it?» (7:08PM)
«byeee»
«stoopd jew» (7:10PM)
«ugh cant u js read my mssg??!!!!»
«is it so harddddd?!!!!!» (7:11PM)
«i hate u sm kahl live w it now. i hate u so fucking mucj u stupid joo»
«kyle((((( pleaseeee(((» (7:12PM)
«fuck u» (7:16PM)
«yknow how much i hate u?? i hate you very much. u never pay attention to me, i always need to argue w u >:-(» (7:17PM)
«u asshole» (7:18PM)
«WaIT UR ONLINE?!!!!!????????»
«OMG» (7:18PM)
«oh its js class group.»
«shit»
«thats the point u never pay attention to me»
«eh whatever ill go check wtfs going on there» (7:21PM)
mr gayrison
«Kids, tomorrow we are going on excursion. Please take your backpacks and OBLIGATORY !!! take some water, masks, tissues and maybe mint gums if you need them. Everyone got it? @everyone (7:19PM)
@everyone
@everyone
@everyone (7:21PM)
— «Oh my God, who told this butthole how to use chat commands and shit…»
Eric C. (>.<) ~
«yeah weve got it stop tagging us» (7:21PM)
mr gayrison
«Shut up, Eric. I wanna get an answer of @everyone !!!!»
Garrison continued to spam with that shitty command. Ugh, that piece of shit!
Everyone already responded, except… One. That «one» responded only after 10 minutes.
jew
«Okay, we’ll pack everything»
«.» (7:32PM)
Cartman left the group chat and went to Kyle’s DM again.
«Change user’s name «jew» to «jew❤️»?» Click. Done.
«kyle i love u you stupid jew»
«its just to make me feel better ykyk…»
«ig…» (7:23PM)
«ugh! whatever fuck u kahl its all ur fault!!!!!» (7:26PM)
Notes:
Im exhausted
