"Who am I?! Sensei?: Get used to it and survive (Book 1)

(The text in this chapter is deliberately simple and naive in order to convey the character’s character and his age more clearly.) Life is full of suffering, pain and loss, but we have the power to change it the way we wish for ourselves and our loved ones. Just don't give up! Don't forget your dreams! And be a Human, always remain one! *** A long time ago, I heard that you can make wishes on falling stars, for example, for a birthday or New Year. And this wish will definitely come true! Because few people make their wishes to the stars in the sky. Desires are like envelopes with letters. Light gods and spirits sort them into huge piles for the New Year, so some wishes are lost and not fulfilled. Or they are implemented, but untimely, when no one needs it anymore, dattebayo. The evening before my final exam, I noticed a shooting star. And I wished her: “I want to pass the exam.” I had two wishes upon a star, but the exam was more important. I thought that when I became a big ninja, I would have many, many more stars ahead of me! And then another star fell! I was so happy that I said my wish out loud: - I want to have a family! It was so upsetting because the deities still lost my desire. "They would be complete fools, dattebayo, if they lose the second wish!" "What are you talking about, Naruto-kun?" At first, I didn't tell Mizuki-sensei about the stars and the wish because I didn't know him well. He was kind, but he never fed me ramen like Iruka-sensei and the Old Hokage. Mizuki-sensei told me a lot of things. I thought he was a decent person. And when he mentioned the secret, I laughed until tears came and told him about the star and the first wish. I kept silent about the second one, secretly hoping that it would also come true. That night, there was a full moon. It felt like someone was watching me all the time, but I managed to get the scroll I needed! The hardest part was deciphering the unfamiliar kanji, everything else was a piece of cake! After all, I am the future Hokage! Grandpa Hokage fell down so hilariously! And then it turned out that Mizuki-sensei was a traitor. At first, I thought it was part of the test. But Iruka-sensei and Mizuki-sensei were fighting for real! I defeated the traitor and saved Iruka-sensei! He gave me his own headband, and then Iruka-sensei suddenly became very, very ill. He even lost consciousness. Iruka-sensei took a long time to recover. Without him, they even set a date for graduation and changed the number on my hitai-ate for registration. They tried not to let me into the hospital, so I came up with a different way to visit my teacher! There was a tree growing right outside his hospital room window. They chased me away from there too, but I learned how to transform into a pile of leaves and could sit there for hours. I'm the coolest ninja! When Iruka-sensei stirred and sat up, I ran to tell the medics, but when they finally agreed to look, sensei was unconscious again. And everyone thought I was lying. The second time sensei woke up, I didn't rush to get the medics. I thought that if he felt bad, I could always call them. It's a good thing the iryō-nin came on their own, and sensei looked better. I had to lie and say that Grandpa asked me to deliver an important message. Only then was I allowed to visit Iruka-sensei. At first, he wasn't too happy to see me, but he still smiled. Up close, Iruka-sensei looked extremely exhausted. I had never seen him like that before. He looked like a "ghost," so scary! And he had such huge bags under his eyes, dattebayo! We were talking and talking, and then the sensei suddenly lost consciousness in a strange way. He froze with his eyes and mouth open. It was so scary! I was afraid that he had actually died. I was afraid to move. It seemed that if I made a move, the sensei would collapse on his side and fall to the floor with that horrifying expression on his face. And then he just shook his head as if nothing had happened and smiled! Not like always, but even better! And he even asked me to tell him about the fight! And then he said that the scroll doesn't matter! The scroll with powerful techniques that belonged to the Hokage?! Sensei Iruka is strange! Even stranger, Sensei Iruka behaved after the hospital when he said he lost his memory. He bought me a bunch of candies and fed me with strange but very delicious red ramen. How can you even lose your memory? It's not a kunai or a pack of ramen, dattebayo! The strangest thing was that the strange Sensei Iruka didn't yell at me when I took a lot of candies, and he had to pay for them, or when I went to explore his house without permission! I wanted to find out how the sensei lives before he kicks me out or I wake up. It couldn't have been real! When I wake up, I really, really don't want to forget this dream!