Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

Itachi sat opposite the front door for about an hour and listened to Hidan’s obscene tirade. Not for long, but still had to. Even though he remained outwardly calm, his inner patience made itself felt. Sasuke… He is here, and his brother is in another world. But soon everything will return to its place. And he will finally take revenge for his clan and family. Just don’t go against Konoha… He was brought out of his thoughts by Deidara’s scream. -What were you thinking? Are you completely crazy?! What has he already done? But what does he care? That’s right, none. He needs to make sure that Hidan doesn’t go to Madara. Today is not a good day for him. The next second, the bomber jumps out of the owner’s “house” as if scalded. Following him is Lyuda with a sledgehammer. -Get away from me! -I wasn’t the first to start, but I’ll finish! Just stand there, you stinker! - Someone help! ITACHI!!! The Uchiha didn’t do anything yet, he just watched these two. He messes up and others have to clean up after him? Let alone, not small. At this shout, Hidan came out of the second garage with a scythe. He will never give up his charm. -Why the fuck are you so angry? — he was completely ignored. - Move away! Deidara, from the only more or less safe place, decided to choose the very garage from which the Jashinist came out. Pushing him away, he ran inside and locked himself from the inside. She won’t be able to hit him with a sledgehammer. What did he think… - Well, stop! — Having met the closed door, V began to leave dents on it with a sledgehammer — Well, open it before I force you out of there! -I won’t even think about it! Hidan stood and looked at this performance in disbelief. I missed all the fun. The Uchiha was already interested, but he decided to just come closer. -If you don’t want it to be good, then it will be bad! Hold it! — Having handed Hidan a sledgehammer, she returned for a more terrible weapon for a demolitionist — a grinder. Not a circular saw for lumberjacks, but still a dangerous thing. -What’s going on here?! -I don’t know myself. — Itachi answered in an emotionless voice. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed how she brought another tool here and, inserting it into the socket, returned to them. -Nothing can save you now! Having estimated with my eyes how much and where to cut the metal, I was ready to start when the phone rang. -Hello?! - “Sorry for calling, but I wrote in the group, you didn’t answer…” -Get closer to the point! - “In short… Is everything in place?” -What a stupid question, Katya? Everything is within my field of vision. What already? - “Our people are back! Just imagine! Finally, this asshole and his jokes disappeared from my house! -Just because Juzo has dark humor doesn’t mean he’s an asshole. Or do you think I’m the same? - “Of course not! I did not mean it…” -Okay, that’s enough! Closed the topic, the conversation. Thank you for calling! Without waiting for Katya to finish, I turned off the phone and knocked on the door. -Okay, live! You’ll be there for a day or two and you’ll be back. — turning his gaze to Hidan — Return the sledgehammer. A malicious grin bloomed on his face. -And what in return? “I won’t singe your braid with this grinder.” -Tch! I really need your sledgehammer… Having collected my things, I returned back. We need to rest… **** Deidara came out of his hiding place when he heard the garage door closing. -Gone? - What the fuck do you think? “I already thought he’d kill me…” Like a stone off my shoulders. Now he is in no danger. -Can you explain what happened just now? You could hear shit behind the wall. -Yes, I… In general… At some point she just went crazy! First, she scratched my hand with her claws, and then she actually took this thing and… Even you have already seen it. -So how is she? -In terms of? —Did you succeed or did she immediately ruin your buzz? -Go to hell! Deidara went to his place, and the others went about their business. **** Obito quietly watched them. The news of his imminent return, of course, made him happy, but he definitely needed to talk to her tonight. Tanomi Masukaru… She reminded him of someone, but he couldn’t remember who. And the ability was very familiar to him… -Who are you, Luda-chan?