Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

This scum ruined all my plans! V — Open the gate, Uchiha! I’m still getting the keys. The sounds certainly attracted the attention of the press. Hidan — Well, where are we going? V — Search for Zetsu… Hidan — Why? This weed does not need to be watered. Why the hell did he give in to you? He didn’t swear… So he calmed down. It’s a pity that the Ankord myth cannot be dispelled… No one will believe that he is the real Hidan. V — I just told you. It was as if he had disappeared into the ground, no sound, no body, absolutely nothing. Toby — Luda-chan, we’re in a hurry, aren’t we? V — That’s right, we’re in a hurry! And you stand here and delay us. Hidan — Why are you planning to go with this pumpkin-headed idiot? V — Enough! Stop! No continued! Tomorrow, or rather in the morning, you will continue. Hidan — Well… Fuck! How painful it is… **** Having left the yard, we almost immediately began, or rather continued, our conversation. Obito — So what is the ending of your story? V — Not mine, but yours. And are you talking about everyone, or specifically? Obito — Everyone? Hm. This is already interesting… V — If we talk about the entire organization, then it will all die. But if we talk about specific ones, then only one will survive… Obito — And who? V — Orochimaru. Obito — Sannin? V — Yes, but now about the rest. Don’t interrupt listen, even though you don’t care about the others: Juzo Biwa — Killed by a fragment of Kubikiribocho in a battle with the Fourth Mizukage — Yagura Karatachi. Akasuna no Sasori — You could say he allowed himself to be killed by his parents' puppets Chiyo and Sakura. Hidan — Blown up by Nara Shikamaru in the forest of the Nara clan and buried alive underground. Over time it will rot, only an idiot would not understand this. Here you know how long. Kakuzu: First Heart — Destroyed by Raikiri Hatake Kakashi. Second Heart — Destroyed by Hidan’s technique by accident. This was part of Shikamaru’s plan. Third and Fourth Heart — Destroyed by Uzumaki Naruto’s new technique — Futon: Rasenshuriken. Fifth — Raikiri finished off… If it weren’t for Naruto, I would have killed Kakashi, it’s a pity I didn’t have time… Okay, move on. Orochimaru — Killed by Uchiha Sasuke when he tried to take his body. He was later brought back to life through his Cursed Seals. Deidara — Blowed himself up with his C-0 technique. I almost killed you with it too. Warned… Uchiha Itachi — Died because of Susanno-o in front of his brother Sasuke. Pain (Uzumaki Nagato) — Used the Samsara technique to bring back to life the dead inhabitants of Konoha, which he himself destroyed. Conan — You killed her in an attempt to find Nagato’s Rinnegan. Hoshigake Kisame — Was devoured by his sharks to prevent Konoha and Cloud from learning information about Akatsuki. Zetsu — Killed a White one like Sasuke. Black was sealed with his mother. Obito — Mother? V — Don’t interrupt! And finally you, Uchiha Obito: First death — The Tailed Beasts were pulled out of you. Second death — Black Zetsu seized control of your body and used a technique, may God give me the strength to remember its name… Heavenly Samsara Resurrection Technique. The third death, continuation of the second — Since the body was under the control of Zetsu, you were alive. But as soon as he stopped supporting her, you died, and Zetsu used your body as if it were his own. The Fourth Death — After Naruto brought you back to life with some power from the Hermit of the Six Paths, you ended up in one of Ōtsutsuki Kaguya’s dimensions. There was a high density of the atmosphere, it was almost impossible to move immediately, pressed to the ground by thrust. Kaguya used a technique similar to Shikotsumyaku, but if it hit the target, it would crumble into dust. Basically, she used this technique to kill Sasuke and Naruto, because only these two could seal it. The bones were already flying at them, but they could not dodge, the atmosphere did not allow them. You and Kakashi, not without the invisible help of Rin, shielded them with yourselves. The bone that flew towards Kakashi you absorbed with the help of Kamui, but what you didn’t… That’s basically all. Obito -… V — Have nothing to say or don’t know where to start? Obito — You… V — You know, I won’t tell you how, where and how I know. Obito — Six Paths, Kaguya, Zetsu… Do you think I will believe all this heresy? V — You may not believe it. It’s your business, it’s mine to say, otherwise my conscience will torture you. In such matters, certainly. And you will remember my words when you die. And then we will see who else spoke heresy. Me or Madara and Zetsu. Obito — What does Madara have to do with this? V — But you don’t know. It was he who made Rin the jinchuriki of the three-tailed bijuu Isobu, used you just like you Nagato, tried to kill you in order to be resurrected, but at that moment you absorbed the Ten-Tails and became his vessel. Although he himself was a pawn in the hands of Zetsu. Obito — For Madara to be a pawn of his own will? Ha! Do not make me laugh! V — Actually, Black Zetsu is a victim of the first endless tsukuyomi, which Kaguya arranged to create an army of white Zetsu to protect herself from other Ōtsutsuki. When she was sealed, she used the will materialization technique and this is how Black Zetsu appeared. And he was looking for a way to bring his mother back from captivity. And he found Madara… He rewrote history on the sacred tablet of the Uchiha clan, and won him over to his side in this way. And during the war, he killed Madara of the Six Paths and made him a vessel for Kaguya… My head was already starting to ache from such a brainstorm. Obito — Are there others from her clan? V — Yes, but I’m no longer in the mood to talk about it… Obito — And why? Should I force information out of you? V — Maybe you’ll kill me right away? Why wait? Although there are very boring deaths. If I end up in your world, then we’ll kill each other there, it’s not interesting here… Obito — This is the first time I’ve seen someone talk about their death so easily. V — Nothing is keeping me here. I will say more, I do not consider this world my home. I actually feel like I was dragged here by force. Obito — Why suddenly? V — Maybe you can guess it yourself? I can see this… So what about your Tsuki-no-Me plan, is it still in force or has your desire burned out? Obito — As if I were to tell you… V — In principle, all of you Uchihas are like this, so there is nothing to be surprised about. In this case, I will tell you a small story from our world, it is a little similar to your case. It’s actually a movie, but that’s not the point. In general, the ending of the film is as follows: A man named Danger D’Amo tried to use the Armageddon device to go back in time to his father, who died in front of his eyes, but he could not do anything. After all, he fell under the influence of this device — time around him stopped, just like he himself. Some years later, he became the director of the OSS organization and, secretly from them, was looking for the Kronos sapphire — the only thing that can stop and start Armageddon. And here is the ending of the story: The device was launched, the world froze in time, except for him and two children, a brother and sister, who tried to stop Danger. The boy said that he wouldn’t change anything, but he didn’t listen to him. He stepped through the portal and returned to the time when he was captured by the device and his father was alive. After some time, he returned to his time, but he no longer looked 40 years old, but 70 or so. And then he said the phrase: “You were right. There is no going back to the past. My father is still dead. No matter what I do… He once told me one very important thing — “You need to live your life moving forward, not backwards. This time I will listen to him.” And he turned off the Armageddon device and time continued to move on, as if nothing had happened. All attempts to change everything have failed. And he realized it only then. What about you, Obito? Are you sure you want this or would you like to continue moving forward? By the way, we have already arrived… Obito — Tell me, why are you telling me all this? V — I also wanted to change the world, but you can’t change it, you can’t change the past. We need to continue living, and not go back to it. I did it, so can you. Come on, they’re already waiting for us.