The Smurfs on the Internet

Papa Smurf brought the internet to the village, and that's how it all began...       General chat:       User "President Smurf" has entered the chat Einstein Brainy: Oh we have a new one! Smurfette - Juliet: So it's Papa Smurf! Hefty Romeo: Oh indeed he is! Didn't know right away! Life is longing: Oh, and this one has already gone to the presidency ... Pippi Sasseta: Well, at least today don't be grumpy! Life is longing: I don’t grumble, but I say (oh, this Pippi, a solid positive) Pippi Sasseta: Yes, I'm your sunshine! Smurf President: Right! Give everyone your positivity! Smurfette - Juliet: I support! Life is longing: But not me!       User "Petrosyan Joki" has entered the chat Petrosyan Joki: Oh, you have a positive here! Well then I'm at the right place! Hefty Romeo: You're in the right place! Smurf President: Yes, everyone is here!       User "Great Gargamel" has entered the chat Grand Gargamel: Well, if everyone's here, then so am I! hehe Hefty Romeo: Except you! Life is longing: That's right, he doesn't belong here! Smurf President: This chat is for smurfs only! Great Gargamel: And this is discrimination and racism! Einstein Brainy: He speaks the truth, according to the worldwide code of the UNO, and the article ... Hefty Romeo: Shut up already, Brainy!       User "Charlie Chaplin - Clumsy" has entered the chat Charlie Chaplin - Clumsy: HeLlo evEryOne?! Smurf President: Welcome! Great Gargamel: He can't even write properly, and you greet him! Charlie Chaplin - Clumsy: I Can wRiTe!       User "Vanity Alain Delon" has entered the chat Vanity Alain Delon: Hello and here I am! Isn't everything great?! Petrosyan Joki: Yes, life is wonderful! Vanity Alain Delon: I didn't tell you! Great Gargamel: Well, one of you blues called me handsome?! Vanity Alain Delon: Early rejoice it's me to myself! (looks in the mirror) Great Gargamel: What a narcissist! Perhaps if only he could marry himself! Ugh! Vanity Alain Delon: And you are a total freak! You would first change clothes and put in your teeth, then we'll talk! (turns away) Great Gargamel: So you're also a boor?! Well I'll get to you!!! You will make a BEAUTIFUL ingot of gold! Ha Ha! Smurf President: Dear citizens, do not quarrel! There must be a friendly atmosphere here! Charlie Chaplin - Clumsy: RigHt! Einstein Brainy: According to the global Internet rules, any swearing, insults, etc. banned here... Hefty Romeo: Right! But if I meet you Gargamel in real life, I will beat you! Grand Gargamel: Get there first and don't get caught by Azrael! ?? Smurfette - Juliet: Boys don't quarrel!!! Great Gargamel: That's great, everyone is here! But damn it, you can't be caught here! Smurfette - Juliet: and it's great! Pippi Sasseta: Oh pappy!!! Smurf President: Ahem, I'm actually your dad. Pippi Sasseta: Cool! I have two dads! President Smurf: Okay, let's change the topic. Great Gargamel: Now let's talk about cooking? Einstein Brainy: Oh, by the way, I recently presented a new Greedy book on cooking, of my own authorship! Great Gargamel: Were my recipes there? Einstein Brainy: What are your recipes? Great Gargamel: Smurf mojito, smurf skewers, grilled smurf pie… Einstein Brainy: ??! Smurfette - Juliet: ?? Petrosyan Joki: Here's a gift for you, there's a book with your recipes, go there on the link: eraerkukuekene74k4smurfs.       User "Great Gargamel: " has left the chat Einstein Brainy: Are you crazy?! Smurf President: What did you give him for the link?! Petrosyan Joki: Yes, a gift, a link to a viral site...       User "Charlie Chaplin - Clumsy" has left the chat Petrosyan Joki: Oops! Smurf President: So listen up everyone! For today the chat is closed for important reasons! We'll meet again tomorrow!