rotyshnaya war

suddenly the god Jesus descended from the skies of Equestria, he stood on holy ground and suddenly he was shot down by pegasi who were flying towards the black hole. Jesus stood up and was knocked down by the unicorns. Not far from where Jesus was lying there were members of the Ku Klux Klan who demanded the introduction of a law against black ponies. in Canterlott, namely in the castle, a congress was held and the decision was made on what to do, the popular singer Ariana Grande stood up and screamed - WOMEN HAVE RIGHTS IN EQUESTRIA, BITCHES!!!! -suddenly Sapphire Shores started screaming - YOU FUCKING THROAT BITCH SHUT YOUR JOUTS YOU FUCKING SPAWN OF SATAN!!! - Hagi Vagi started shouting - FUCK, WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH HERE?! - Shining Armor tried to calm everyone down - we understand all your pain, portals open wherever possible, they are in all places of Equestria! laws need to be written! - portals began to open more and more often throughout Equestria. Starlight lay down on the grass and looked at the sky where Celestia was in the ice of Coca-Cola. Starlight began to laugh and tease Celestia and then flew away with magic. The Ponyville battle continues, Hebrew aka Rita was at the head and she controlled the ponies, they all went to the fascist colony of Starlight and destroyed it until Christ ascended - my children!!! you don’t need to fight... - he didn’t have time to finish when he was shot - SHUT YOUR JESUS!!! I TOLD YOU TO FUCK!!! - said sunblast who was on Rita’s side. the atmosphere has been restored, but a new problem has appeared, namely emigrants who came from new universes. Shining gave everyone homeless houses in Canterlot because there were no others until Celestia came out of the ice. - STARLIGHT GLIMMER! - she created the second moon out of anger, the Moon felt that her horn became heavier and, looking into the sky, she saw the second Moon. - NO, GOD NO! - the prophet Muhammad appeared in front of her - how can I help you... - before he could finish speaking, the guards knocked him out - URGENT TO EXECUTE HIM, THE POWERS OF RELIGION DO NOT WORK HERE!!! - Luna shouted. Meanwhile, Celestia flew to the castle of the two sisters and began to pee on her, then she flew up and drew the name of the Moon with her urine and flew to the hole, which was at the height of its power, but the unicorns stopped her with magic. The atmosphere is normal, but meteorites have begun to approach equestria. in Congress they were already singing rock and roll on the table while everyone looked on. suddenly explosions in the forests attracted their attention, Shining looked and saw how everything was burning around, the sky was becoming redder and darker. in Canterlott House and unemployment, ponies eat their own children to eat. Rita took over Ponyville and took control of it, after which she became Rarity and began giving out clothes to everyone for money. in the castle everyone started a quarrel - BLACKS HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN FEMINIST WOMEN LESBIANS!!! - shouted the Ku Klux Klansman - FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! - shouted Katy Perry. suddenly she spilled acid on the clansman and he immediately became a nobody - STAY BYE!! - Shining Armor tried to calm everyone down - I see some problems here - said discord, which came out of nowhere - but I support the decision of neutrality - said discord and tried to make a cake, but failed because all the magic now belongs to the hole - oh Lord Allah... - Allah appeared , but discord immediately ate it because he was starving - it wasn’t me - he said. everyone stood near the castle, Shining Armor came out and said - .....