About how Herobrine wanted children or the Sniffer's egg

Alex choked on her coffee at that statement. White-Eyes started giving hints about “children” last week, so this, one might say, was to be expected. It all started with an unambiguous stroking of the waist to veiled offers to stick it in and not stick it out, you know what. The girl looked at Herobrine with a serious look. —You understand that this is a big responsibility?—Red-haired asked warningly. —You know that you will have to take care of him, namely: wash his clothes, clean up after him, change his diapers, feed him, cook his food, stay up until three nights, if he is capricious, treat him, change his bed, calm him down, play with him, educate him, and so on? —Yes…— Herobrine mumbled a little hesitantly, lowering his eyes into the cup. Alexa immediately realized that he had not thought about everything, far from everything, so she approached him and said: —Not about everything, and not even about half, right?— Alex plopped down on his lap, and Herobrine smiled and threw his head back, after which he moaned protractedly. The redhead often did this maneuver when she wanted him to tell the truth or do something around the house. Herobrine was in a state of bliss and did whatever his girlfriend said. Well, back to the plot Alex repeated the question: —Don’t think so? —No...But I’ll think about it!—Herobrine said in a justified tone, tilting his head forward again. Alex moved closer and kissed Herobrine on the lips. “If I didn’t love you, I probably would have beaten you for such a statement, so you’re incredibly lucky~,” the Red-haired girl said flirtatiously. White-Eyes pressed her to him, hugging her. Alex looked at the floor and saw her cat. The animal washed itself and rubbed its back against the Red-haired legs. —Brine, I have an idea!” Alex exclaimed. —Mm?—Herobrine hummed questioningly. —Wait until evening! Alex jumped off Herobrine and ran to get dressed. Herobrine followed her into the corridor. The girl skipped on her shoes and quickly ran out of the house, heading to the place she needed. Herobrine remained sitting on the chair, looking at the birds outside the window. —What was she thinking? Once again I am convinced that she is somehow different from other people in the village. No, but it’s different, of course, but there’s something different about it, something fantastic... - Herobrine thought out loud. He picked up the cat and asked her, as if really waiting for an intelligible answer: —Tell me, you’ve been living with her for many years, what’s special about her? What is it that attracts you so much to her? Eh, cat? The cat just meowed in response: Meow-mayow The man scratched the cat behind the ear and let it continue to wander around the house. Meanwhile, he got up from his chair and went to wash the dishes after lunch, because today was his turn. As soon as he washed her, Alex returned to the house with something large in her hands. Herobrine went out into the corridor, with obvious interest in what Red-Hair brought. The girl's face was dirty in places, but she was somewhat unable to dim her smile from ear to ear. —Look what I brought! In short, this is my plan! Since you want to be responsible for the baby, then you need to learn and show it, so here's the Sniffer's egg. They need to be raised almost like children, educated, fed, cleaned, washed, and so on. They grow quickly, your main task, for starters, is to be able to make the little Sniffer hatch, Alex blurted out in one breath. —And How? Will I need to hatch him like a chicken? - Herobrine answered this with a slight laugh Alex's face became serious and she gave the egg to Hollow Eyes. —No, just cover it with something Alex went into the bedroom to get blankets, and Herobrine decided to go wash the egg. He turned on the dispenser in the usual way and water poured out of it. It was a kind of washing method, but an effective one. Herobrine rubbed the egg with a washcloth found in the nightstand with smooth movements. The testicle trembled a little from Herobrine’s movements; it had clearly never been in such conditions. He poured water on it, causing the egg to tremble. Afterwards, he carefully wiped the testicle with a towel and carried it into the bedroom. Finally, Herobrine smacked the already dry shell —That’s better,—Herobrine said with a smile on his face. He went into the bedroom, where Alex had spread out the blankets and blankets. The red-haired woman reached for the egg, she wanted to lay it down herself. White-Eyes himself placed the egg in a warm lump, which made Alex indignant Why don’t you let me take care of him too?” Red-haired asked indignantly. —But you brought the sniffer egg for me?—Herobrine said incredulously. Alex pinched the bridge of her nose. —I will also learn to take care of children, or almost children... White-Eyes lay down near the egg and pulled Alex along with him. Herobrine pulled her towards him, folded his hands at his waist, and buried his face in his red hair. They watched the egg, in response it lay motionless, probably little Sniffer fell asleep. —Alex, do you even want a child?—Herobrine asked. —I already thought you wouldn’t ask—Alex answered sarcastically. —Are you offended?—the man said with a wry smile. Alex remained silent. Herobrine stroked the woman's back, causing her to involuntarily shudder. Alex's most sensitive place was her back, and she didn't like having her friends or acquaintances touch her back. However, she allowed Herobrine to do this. She was even pleased that he was stroking her back. The red-haired one purred contentedly, which meant “go on.” Herobrine continued to stroke her back, Alex turned over on her stomach so that her back was on top, and White-Eyes, in turn, lay down with his head propped up on his elbow. Finally, after a minute of such caresses, Alex managed to answer: —Yes, a little...You just decided that I should give birth to your child without even asking me. —Sorry—Herobrine apologized. “Apologies are accepted,” the woman said cordially, “You know, I think I want to, but later.” I’m not yet mentally ready to carry a person or a human-like creature within me for nine months. It’s also painful to give birth; the baby will literally crawl out and tear me apart from below. Herobrine looked at Alex, it seemed that he began to doubt the correctness of the idea. Suddenly the egg began to shake. The couple held their breath. The egg is cracked. —WOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!—screamed the creature that had just hatched from the egg. A plasma-like substance spilled onto the bed. And out of the egg came a small creature with a spotted shell and a yellow muzzle. Alex looked at Sniffer. He sniffed the woman and was ready to jump on her, even now, if the Red-haired woman had not held him at outstretched arms. Herobrine smiled broadly and asked: —Well, what should we call it? —Stepan! *** Stepan's life as a sniffer was new to him. He had recently been in a hard shell, and was now being raised by two people who were like parents to him. The baby was still blind and could not walk, so Alex, for the sake of practice, decided to dress him in underpants and feed him milk from a bottle. —Come on, Stepashka, dad will feed you—said Herobrine, bringing a syringe with milk to the animal’s mouth. Alex watched this spectacle, laughing. Herobrine treated his named son so kindly that Alex even doubted that this was the same Herobrine who, five years ago, mysteriously appeared at her house with an ominous-looking creature that tormented many people, breaking the fourth wall. Meanwhile, Stepan ate and White-Eyes picked him up and then threw him over his shoulder. The sniffer made a sound similar to regurgitation. And only after that Herobrine put him on the film and covered him with a blanket. The creature snored peacefully. The man walked away and was touched by this. *** —What should we do now?—Herobrine asked incomprehensibly. —What, change it—answered Alex. Herobrine had no idea that changing diapers was so morally difficult. He simply couldn’t understand how people normally washed up their children’s feces. He did it with grief, and then he washed his hands three times after that. He could barely wash his underpants with soap. At the same time, he decided to wash Stepan. Having filled the bath, Herobrine took the Sniffer and placed him in the bath. He splashed furiously in the water. —What are you doing!? You can’t leave him like that!—Alex appeared out of nowhere and ran up to Stepan—He could drown himself! The green-eyed one kept the little one afloat and looked menacingly at Herobrine. Herobrine shrugged slightly and looked away at the floor. Alex held Stepan while Herobrine soaped him from head to toe, then washed off the soap and wrapped the sniffer in a towel. Alex reached out to the sniffer and took him in her arms, so he fell asleep after some time. This is how day after day passed. Stepan grew up and even learned to speak a little, and Alex and Herobrine became very attached to the sniffer. But when he grew up, it was time for him to leave, and if Alexa accepted this, then Herobrine did not. —This is my son!—Herobrine said, almost crying—I don’t want to part with him. Brin, he’s already grown up, he should go live on his own,” Alex insisted. They stood in a valley facing the sea. There was just access to the warm sea. The Sniffer chuckled and looked towards the sea. —Well, okay...—said Herobrine, putting his hand on Stepan’s muzzle—go,don’t die, the main thing is... The Sniffer chuckled again and smiled one last time. He turned around and jumped into the water for the rest of his life. —He was a wonderful son, but I don’t want any more children, at least in the next two years—Herobrine said as they left.